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ITT: A Brief Survey, Men Ages 13 to Dead

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    scarlet, are you still surveying?

    I am breasts

    sorry, I should clarify

    scarlet ave.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    New question:

    dirty, sexy, hot slut with a killer body

    or

    cute, timid, librarian-esque girl

    librarian, hands down

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i like that little hollow part you get on girls who are in shape right between the belly and the hips

    the hip bone kind of makes this awesome little valley right there and it is fun to put kisses on

    Yes. This.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    you mean like an anus

    Too easy?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like glasses on a girl.

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    Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A girl can have a small or almost no ass but it still be an ass. It's not going to be shaped funny, unless your retarded otherwise its a long ass. With tits it's more then that because no matter the size they can still be shaped funny or have disgusting pancake nipples. I would rather have a girl with great tits and no ass then a fine ass and not great but goofy dissapointing tits.

    This is why tits>ass


    it can all be ruined by a face though. Butterfaces

    and I was drunk the other night and came really close to washing this girls feet. I don't know if I would have felt guilty or not. hm

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

    I love Irish chicks. I fell for this girl while I was down visiting Penguin Incarnate last spring break. Damn she was hot.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like a real fit girl, maybe with little titties better than an out of shape chick with big bam bams.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    you mean like an anus

    Too easy?


    Only with a good lube.

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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

    What?

    How is timid related to bitching and whining?

    timid = shy

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorter hair can be a huge turn-on of done right.

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    Mama SassMama Sass Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

    What about a cold on the streets/hot in the sheets type?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

    I love Irish chicks. I fell for this girl while I was down visiting Penguin Incarnate last spring break. Damn she was hot.

    i'm dating this strawberry blonde irish chick, sort of

    she has the most banging body i've ever seen in person

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorter hair can be a huge turn-on of done right.

    I agree.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mama Sass wrote: »
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

    What about a cold on the streets/hot in the sheets type?

    These days, I'd much rather have a chick who is a little experienced and knows what she wants rather than some timid hot chick who doesn't have a fucking clue.

    I like a girl to do some of the work, maybe get a little down and dirty. Oh, you're warming yourself up for me in bed over there? Yes PLEASE.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Mama Sass wrote: »
    you never see anyone mentioning someone's perfectly formed labia.

    you haven't spoken to me much, have you

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i have a weakness to brown eyes and brunettes in general

    I love Irish chicks. I fell for this girl while I was down visiting Penguin Incarnate last spring break. Damn she was hot.

    i'm dating this strawberry blonde irish chick, sort of

    she has the most banging body i've ever seen in person

    how does she look on camera?

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i prefer short hair to long hair

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mama Sass wrote: »
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

    What about a cold on the streets/hot in the sheets type?

    That's a bit better. Sexual agressiveness anywhere is one of my stupid huge turn on's.

    Basically I do not want to pussyfoot around sex dammit. Yes I know you are into me stop playing coy and hop on my penis.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorter hair can be a huge turn-on of done right.

    It also has much worse possibilities if done wrong. (Like wrong body type, etc).

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like to think of myself as flat stomach man but I don't think I have ever dated a girl with smaller than C breasts.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mama Sass wrote: »
    Timid.

    Timid is a turn off for me.

    No I do not want to hear you whine and bitch dammit imma tryin to fuck you.

    What about a cold on the streets/hot in the sheets type?

    That's a bit better. Sexual agressiveness anywhere is one of my stupid huge turn on's.

    Basically I do not want to pussyfoot around sex dammit. Yes I know you are into me stop playing coy and hop on my penis.

    So true.

    I love a chick that knows what she wants.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorter hair can be a huge turn-on of done right.

    It also has much worse possibilities if done wrong. (Like wrong body type, etc).

    True but if done right I find it way hotter than long hair. But I just love a girl with great hair I guess.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Shorter hair can be a huge turn-on of done right.

    It also has much worse possibilities if done wrong. (Like wrong body type, etc).

    True but if done right I find it way hotter than long hair. But I just love a girl with great hair I guess.

    No, I agree. When its hot, its REALLY hot. When its not, it just sucks.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i am not much of a bottom man

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    you ever greased up and boned a girl's armpit

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you ever greased up and boned a girl's armpit

    ear canal

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    See I'd normally say that I'm a tits man, but I'm not sure if that's true anymore. I'm definitely not an ass man, so I don't really know anymore. Maybe neck/collarbone.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you ever greased up and boned a girl's armpit

    doesn't count unless you do it with chicken fat

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was planning on doing that to your son's armpit later on

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    you'll have to wait for his baby armpits to fall off and his big boy armpits to grow in

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you ever greased up and boned a girl's armpit

    ear canal

    this is where someone makes a joke about penis sizes and such

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you'll have to wait for his baby armpits to fall off and his big boy armpits to grow in

    Awesome statement.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    you ever greased up and boned a girl's armpit

    ear canal

    this is where someone makes a joke about penis sizes and such


    Nah, I think it was pretty much implied.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    you'll have to wait for his baby armpits to fall off and his big boy armpits to grow in

    ah well.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    total legs and ass man


    I don't much perfer breasts over a b or so. too big.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    total legs and ass man



    IIIIRONNNNY.


    (I assume we're allowed to make jokes about it now that you can walk again, no?)

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP updated with current tally.

    Uh, except for you Stale. You didn't make the cut. I'll update it again after lunch.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stale can walk?

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