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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Ass and legs. Don't give a good goddamn about breast size. As long as she has breasts in some form, we're good. But she gotta have that ass with good support poles.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    HUUUUUUEGGG










    TRACTS OF LAAAND

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like classy girls that smokes cigs, have tattoos but not too many, a short haircut, glasses, likes stupid stuff, and isn't a scene kid.

    I basically want a much cooler, much hotter female version of myself. Waa-waa

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    I like women that have big

    huge

    bank accounts

    i'm the only guy in my group who hasn't had a sugar momma at one point or another and it's really starting to irk me

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    heyooo

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ladies with tattoos generally turn me off, actually.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like nice girls, but it so happens that I'm about the worst person on earth so I never, ever meet them.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Ladies with tattoos generally turn me off, actually.

    I like tramp stamps that aren't tribal and look nice, or music tattoos, or those angel wing tattoos on their shoulder blades, or any unique purty tattoo.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    mmmm tattoo girls

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Ladies with tattoos generally turn me off, actually.

    The target is actually a very good tattoo.

    It's like branding.

    Lets you know who's up to fuck.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Masuimi Max

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i also like women that share my hatred of cell phones

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

    Hah, I get this same impression every time.

    The bar scene in South Jersey is tramp stamps as far as the eye can see.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

    dude what

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tattoos can be hot

    So can piercings

    But I'm way too picky to try to explain my own tastes when it comes to them

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    delicious brains

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

    Hah, I get this same impression every time.

    The bar scene in South Jersey is tramp stamps as far as the eye can see.

    I mean I'm making it out to be a lot worse than it is, but while the initial hotness factor is through the roof, when I go to talk to them I usually end up turned off enough by their personality that it just about evens out.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Titties are a close second. A very, very close second.

    I also love a taseful nose piercing.

    I am so in
    I think he said tasteful

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

    I hate this feeling

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Tramp stamps are hot, but I can't help but feel I've lowered myself if I bed a lady with what amounts to basically a slut certification badge.

    I hate this feeling

    I've learned to bury it deep, so it only manifests itself in the most grave of situations.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Titties are a close second. A very, very close second.

    I also love a taseful nose piercing.

    I am so in
    I think he said tasteful

    All lies

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

    Knob have you ever seen that tatoo.

    The lower back tatoo.

    That is invisible if you actually wear a normal pair of pants.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

    The lower back tramp stamp
    You have not heard of this?

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

    Knob have you ever seen that tatoo.

    The lower back tatoo.

    That is invisible if you actually wear a normal pair of pants.

    Man low and ultra low rise jeans are normal shutup

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Objectively speaking, it doesn't. But it's like girls who wear next to nothing in public. Sure it doesn't flat out say anything about their character, but people generally alter their physical appearance to match their personality, and lower back tattoos seem to be a representation of a girl who is more than adept in the sack.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    there just seems to be a stigma about it. In all fairness to the ladies though. That area of their body is about the only place guaranteed not to stretch or become disfigured because of kids or old age over the years.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh no the lower back tribal tattoo stamp it looks like two infectious worms

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

    The lower back tramp stamp
    You have not heard of this?

    i not only know of it, but i have put one on a lady before

    i am asking what it has to do with how much a girl gets her bone on

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nature saw fit to bless me with a freckle birthmark right above my vagoo

    once when I was little, my grandmother told me that freckles are where the angels kiss you

    so for most of my childhood (and all through catholic school) I assumed angels were child molesters

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also, slut antlers.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nature saw fit to bless me with a freckle birthmark right above my vagoo

    once when I was little, my grandmother told me that freckles are where the angels kiss you

    so for most of my childhood (and all through catholic school) I assumed angels were child molesters

    little did you know that was really just the priests.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    my first serious girlfriend got a massive dolphin leaping out of the water with the sun in the background on her lower back

    it looked godawful

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    legs
    also lip piercings

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    with a mole above your vagoo you could make

    ;-<>

    face

    kinda he's a weird face

    but still

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Shit that reminds me.

    Scars.

    I fucking love scars. I'm not saying I want the female version of Freddy Krueger, but if a chick has a fairly prominent scar on her naked body, I swear to christ it gets me hot.

    It's a fetish. Don't know why.

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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hahaha angels kissed my balls

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    what does having a tattoo have to do with a lady's proclivity for casual sex

    The lower back tramp stamp
    You have not heard of this?

    i not only know of it, but i have put one on a lady before

    i am asking what it has to do with how much a girl gets her bone on

    I'm talking about ones that are visible in public.

    So the girls either A) naturally dress in such a manner that would render it publically visible (usually a half shirt or low cut jeans, often a combination of both)

    Or B) the lady purposefully dresses in such a fashion that renders the ink visible, using the design to attract guys.


    And both of these character traits do imply that a lady knows what she's doing under the sheets. Or at least thinks she does.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    even girls without that tattoo hang that part of their anatomy out

    low cut jeans and short tops are in

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