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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I have nightmares where a large Indian man is stabbing me in the gums. Because of this, I only go to the dentist if I think there is a chance my jaw may fall off. People need to be warned about the injections. You get out of the dentists faster, but hello incredible pain. They do not mention the pain.

    Man.

    It appears that you folks haven't had enough painful experiences to adequately guage a mouth injection. The needle's not that big, and the pain is over in a few seconds. Heck, even getting something pierced is much, much more painful.

    This could just be due to your age, if you're under the age of 25 - most people I know over that age have had much worse things than a needle in their gums. I'm not saying the sensation is pleasant, but it's still nowhere near the top ten things most people over the age of 25 consider excruciating.

    Alternately:
    YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ori is your girlfriend hot

    do you mean like porn hot or real people hot

    real people hot

    i dont really like porn hot much

    You don't want a porno hot wife?

    depends on the porno

    if its just some blonde then no

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Other

    I go for petite girls, i don't know why

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Other

    I go for petite girls, i don't know why

    closet homo/pedophile

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ori is your girlfriend hot

    do you mean like porn hot or real people hot

    real people hot

    i dont really like porn hot much

    You don't want a porno hot wife?

    depends on the porno

    if its just some blonde then no

    It wasn't a serious question.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
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    I go for petite girls, i don't know why

    Because with their hair slicked back they look 12?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    ori is your girlfriend hot

    do you mean like porn hot or real people hot

    real people hot

    i dont really like porn hot much

    yeah

    she's real pretty

    but i'm a bit biased

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I have nightmares where a large Indian man is stabbing me in the gums. Because of this, I only go to the dentist if I think there is a chance my jaw may fall off. People need to be warned about the injections. You get out of the dentists faster, but hello incredible pain. They do not mention the pain.

    Man.

    It appears that you folks haven't had enough painful experiences to adequately guage a mouth injection. The needle's not that big, and the pain is over in a few seconds. Heck, even getting something pierced is much, much more painful.

    This could just be due to your age, if you're under the age of 25 - most people I know over that age have had much worse things than a needle in their gums. I'm not saying the sensation is pleasant, but it's still nowhere near the top ten things most people over the age of 25 consider excruciating.

    Alternately:
    YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

    What happens after you turn 25? Start jumping off buildings/hitting yourself in the face with a brick?

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm pretty attracted to personalities, speech patterns, and a sense of humor.

    That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, and I probably won't have one any time soon.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I have nightmares where a large Indian man is stabbing me in the gums. Because of this, I only go to the dentist if I think there is a chance my jaw may fall off. People need to be warned about the injections. You get out of the dentists faster, but hello incredible pain. They do not mention the pain.

    Man.

    It appears that you folks haven't had enough painful experiences to adequately guage a mouth injection. The needle's not that big, and the pain is over in a few seconds. Heck, even getting something pierced is much, much more painful.

    This could just be due to your age, if you're under the age of 25 - most people I know over that age have had much worse things than a needle in their gums. I'm not saying the sensation is pleasant, but it's still nowhere near the top ten things most people over the age of 25 consider excruciating.

    Alternately:
    YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

    What happens after you turn 25? Start jumping off buildings/hitting yourself in the face with a brick?

    Good question.

    I'm wondering that myself, cuz I'm on my way to 25 in a year and a half.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm pretty attracted to personalities, speech patterns, and a sense of humor.

    That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, and I probably won't have one any time soon.

    hey..

    nice speech pattern.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I like the way you pronounce colloquialism, baby

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm pretty attracted to personalities, speech patterns, and a sense of humor.

    That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, and I probably won't have one any time soon.

    hey..

    nice speech pattern.

    I am never really attracted to girls at first sight, I usually have to talk to them and get to know them a bit.

    I'm really lame too.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I like the way you pronounce colloquialism, baby

    colloquialism

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yessss

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm pretty attracted to personalities, speech patterns, and a sense of humor.

    That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, and I probably won't have one any time soon.

    hey..

    nice speech pattern.

    I am never really attracted to girls at first sight, I usually have to talk to them and get to know them a bit.

    I'm really lame too.

    So you live in uggo-ville?

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You know, between breasts and ass

    I can't really choose

    There is a right size for both, you know

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    I'm pretty attracted to personalities, speech patterns, and a sense of humor.

    That being said, I don't have a girlfriend, and I probably won't have one any time soon.

    hey..

    nice speech pattern.

    I am never really attracted to girls at first sight, I usually have to talk to them and get to know them a bit.

    I'm really lame too.

    So you live in uggo-ville?

    Not really man, I'm just weird.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    I have nightmares where a large Indian man is stabbing me in the gums. Because of this, I only go to the dentist if I think there is a chance my jaw may fall off. People need to be warned about the injections. You get out of the dentists faster, but hello incredible pain. They do not mention the pain.

    Man.

    It appears that you folks haven't had enough painful experiences to adequately guage a mouth injection. The needle's not that big, and the pain is over in a few seconds. Heck, even getting something pierced is much, much more painful.

    This could just be due to your age, if you're under the age of 25 - most people I know over that age have had much worse things than a needle in their gums. I'm not saying the sensation is pleasant, but it's still nowhere near the top ten things most people over the age of 25 consider excruciating.

    Alternately:
    YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

    I am 26 years and 1 day old.

    The guy must have injected my gums 20 times. I don't know why, but he just kept going back over and over. Smashing my ankle up in a bike accident is my worst pain. Don't ride your bike on black ice, kids.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, ok

    If you need a belt for your ass, it's too much

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've never felt pain when having my gums injected

    Hell, I enjoy it because I have this thing where the air blasted from the thing to make your mouth all dry and shit gives me hella pain

    Squirming, mindless, white pain

    Yes, doctor, please inject my gums

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    So, which teeth are they removing? Is it the ones you use to suck the life out of your victims?

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    TSRTSR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    You know what he really is?
    YOU ALL EVERYBODY

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP updated. Ass men have taken the lead.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    So, which teeth are they removing? Is it the ones you use to suck the life out of your victims?

    those ones and my wisdom teeth

    i'm afraid i won't know as much after the operation

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    So, which teeth are they removing? Is it the ones you use to suck the life out of your victims?

    That is wicked, like, really gonna hurt.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I had 4 taken out. The ones 3rd from the left and right of centre on the top and the bottom. Now I don't get crooked 'Big Book of British Smiles' style overcrowding, but I do have stupid gaps that I hate. They closed up a lot, but not all the way.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    So, which teeth are they removing? Is it the ones you use to suck the life out of your victims?

    those ones and my wisdom teeth

    i'm afraid i won't know as much after the operation

    Since we're talking about this now, I'll tell you about my gf's experiences with this.

    She had really crooked teeth, and they were getting her ready to put braces on. They had to take out a bunch of teeth, so they did the wisdom teeth first. She had 4 impacted wisdom teeth taken out, and they put her under for the operation. I sat in the waiting room, and when they were done she woke up, and we went home. Her face swelled a little bit, but she didn't feel any pain at all throughout the whole process.

    Then, a couple weeks later they had to take out 3 adult teeth to make room for the rest of the teeth to move around once she had braces on. They did not put her under for this, they just used novocaine and laughing gas. She said that it was the worst thing on the planet. They had to give her like 6 shots before she was numb enough to get the teeth taken out. Her face was sore from all the pulling / hammering that went on. And she was awake the whole time.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If anyone still has the happy birthday fallout image that I made, PM it to Ave. I don't have it and he hasn't ever seen it.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ave. your sig is glorious

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP updated. Ass men have taken the lead.

    Fist circumference doesn't get its own category?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    TSR wrote: »
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    You know what he really is?
    YOU ALL EVERYBODY

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKING ANUS

    No, but seriously. I made the joke BECAUSE I knew this would be just assumed as my regular Nettertron SE++ persona.

    I just had my wisdoms out three months ago. The injections sting, but they're hardly hellish pain - I got eight. I'd give them about a two or three on the Pain-o-metron, with 1 being a papercut to your thumb, tattoos on your ribs being about a 6 and jalapeno juice in your eye being a 10.

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    scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP updated. Ass men have taken the lead.

    Fist circumference doesn't get its own category?

    Sorry, 1 vote does not make a category. It goes into the Other grouping until you manage to rally your people into voting.

    But I'm happy to add it in future updates if the fist circumference community makes its numbers public.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    Other

    I go for petite girls, i don't know why

    Because with their hair slicked back they look 12?

    I should clarify

    tall too

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    TSR wrote: »
    it's alright, j. grant is an internet badass

    that's his default reaction to people

    You know what he really is?
    YOU ALL EVERYBODY

    YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKING ANUS

    No, but seriously. I made the joke BECAUSE I knew this would be just assumed as my regular Nettertron SE++ persona.

    I just had my wisdoms out three months ago. The injections sting, but they're hardly hellish pain - I got eight. I'd give them about a two or three on the Pain-o-metron, with 1 being a papercut to your thumb, tattoos on your ribs being about a 6 and jalapeno juice in your eye being a 10.

    haha guys i was joking

    haha

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Alright seriously guys

    Ave.'s PM inbox is empty.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Is this just ass or breasts? Cause I'm a breast man all the way.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    getting your wisdom teeth out is like a 6, maybe

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't find myself able to quantify any sort of balance.

    Really depends on the persons build and whatnot.

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