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TGIFridays is cunts
Crazyhun
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I had the displeasure of visiting my first TGIShitfeces this weekend, and as you may have guessed it was a terrible experience. For the sake of brevity I will list off the problems in point form. Also I’m basically illiterate so typing out the story with a cohesive narrative will prove too much for me.
Bullet points!
- The hostess sat us at a booth beside the kitchen door. This was in spite of the fact we requested a window table. No, the restaurant wasn’t full, and I’m positive I saw a couple of window booths open.
- The crappy booth was full of crappy crap when we arrived at it. It took an unacceptable amount of time for it to be cleaned.
- The waiter took far too long to take a drink order. He also took another 10 minutes to bring the drinks. I don’t think it takes that long to get shit, seeing as we were only a few feet from the fountain.
- The food order was wrong the first time they brought it out, and we had to send back half of it for being not what was ordered.
- The food was pretty crap. Not crap enough that I felt the need to complain, but crap enough that I didn’t think it was worth the money.
- Server McFucktard brought back the wrong change when I paid. Fuck that guy.
In summary, I hate TGIFridays.
Tell me your shitty restaurant experiences, so that I feel better about mine.
Bullet points!
- The hostess sat us at a booth beside the kitchen door. This was in spite of the fact we requested a window table. No, the restaurant wasn’t full, and I’m positive I saw a couple of window booths open.
- The crappy booth was full of crappy crap when we arrived at it. It took an unacceptable amount of time for it to be cleaned.
- The waiter took far too long to take a drink order. He also took another 10 minutes to bring the drinks. I don’t think it takes that long to get shit, seeing as we were only a few feet from the fountain.
- The food order was wrong the first time they brought it out, and we had to send back half of it for being not what was ordered.
- The food was pretty crap. Not crap enough that I felt the need to complain, but crap enough that I didn’t think it was worth the money.
- Server McFucktard brought back the wrong change when I paid. Fuck that guy.
In summary, I hate TGIFridays.
Tell me your shitty restaurant experiences, so that I feel better about mine.
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not a giant green loogie on top of my steak, for christs' sake i'm going to see it.
Fast food my ass.
Believe it or not, you are NOT the only table there.
In conclusion, fuck off.
i got one of those closed, in maryland.
What'd you do that for
I demand to be treated like a King when I go out. Also the server wasn't busy, he was just a shitwizard.
How'd you do that? Their ice cream is delicious and them singing for tips is a huge boost to the sefl-esteem region.
Speaking of being a shitwizard...
but we walked in
and like
i only get to go to these in the states, so like, once every four months back then
and
it was filthy
there was one out front
there was crap all over the counter
we peek around, and they're all sitting on the counters in the back playing with their cell phones
my boyfriend at the time waves at them
and one guy
slowly hops off the counter
drops his phone onto the cold stone
and goes
'yeah what do you want'
so i tell him
he looks around and goes 'we dont have _____'
and im like okay.. order something else
and he goes
'i dont think we have ______'
'i'll check.'
then waddles off into the back again
and doesn't come back out -- we just left.
i emailed the cold stone people about it
and got asked to go in as a witness, in court, haha
i said no because i'm canadian
but i guess a lot of people had complained
it's reopened now with new management
but they have to go through a lot in order to close franchises i guess
At the end of a server's shift, they have to do this thing called sidework, which takes fucking forever.
Maybe he just didn't care about you.
Much like I don't.
I mean they've never spat in my food there as far as I can tell.
Why do you people eat in places like that to begin with?
:whistle:customer is always right:whistle:
Bottomless fries + huge ass burgers + bottomless freckled strawberry lemonade is the best lunch ever. Sitting there for 3 hours, munching on some bottomless food.
It should have been bigger.
End.
The customer is NEVER right, but you're supposed to make them believe they are.
You're probably right. He almost certainly didn't care. Someone in their late 20's who's working the afternoon shift at a TGIFridays is likely not someone with any motivation or ambition. Or intelligence.
The server knew a friend of mine.
We got free fries and free drinks.
The server also had a boob job for her sweet sixteen.
If you expect to be treated like a King
tell me you pay a Kingly amount for such treatment
Rick was the manager, see.
edit: the boobjob that is
What kind of mom buys her kid a boob job for her sixteenth?
I take this quite personally as this describes me exactly.
Just replace late twenties with early twenties, and TGIF with IHOP.
Yet I care about my job more than you care about anything probably.
I hate whoever made that phrase acceptable.
Man, strike two
C'mon with your hammer
Nail that last little bit to the lid
this ammuses me
one that wants me to fuck her daughter apparently
First, it was fried cheese on the menu. That's okay. I enjoy their mozzarella sticks.
then, fried mac and cheese. Okay, that's weird.
Then fried string beans. That's just what the fuck.
Server: You're always an asshole
Protip-you're both assholes