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J. Grant
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Here in the Land of 10,000 Lakes we are having at least four fireworks displays in Minneapolis alone this week/weekend.
If yer not with us, yer again' us!
YER NOT A PATRIOT!
etc.
Well I can have like snakes and poppers and shit, but that doesn't count.
I wonder how the fireworks will be?
Once the sleeper cells light up them suitcase nukes?
Best ever.
They never stop moving even when on fire. ;-;
I love how you can pretty much step outside from anywhere in or between the twin cities and see fireworks. Though I have yet to go to the Taste, I hear its not worth it.
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Fixed.
Yeah, but can you buy dynamite?
psh, and you call yourself an American...
seriously? how can you celebrate the freedom and independence of the US without blowing up a small portion of it?
SIMPSONS DID IT
Fucking vampires.
Used to have dozens of people get killed by cannons and muskets and stuff, not any of these pussy "firecrackers" that kids play with today.
And tomorrow is supposed to be all kinds of rainy.
So oh well.
Good job, Sunshine State.
Hahaha especially since I have my own suitcase nuke.
Just so I could blow up a shitty diaper with some M-80s.
In someone else's yard, of course.
Dude thats awesome.
Just make sure you arent holding it when you blow it up, my neighbor lost his arm that way.
EDIT: I'm also on the coast so I think there is enough water there to have fireworks regardless of inland drought.
Take them down south and fire them over the border.
Deporting foreign fireworks is way more patriotic.
sneaking some shitty bottle rockets and ladyfingers into mexico
lighting them off all sly
some mexican dude with a giant fuck off rocket covered in M80s, looking at you and shaking his head
I also made some star burst shells I can launch out of a shotgun, as long as the neighbors don't get pissy.
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Also we cant buy anything that flys in the air or explodes really cool but people just drive down to indiana and buy them there.
here in the dallas area we've had 1.5+ inches of rain everyday for at least three weeks
we get two thunderstorms per day
yesterday we got two inches from 12:00pm to 12:30pm
STEAM!
a goddamn bitch, ain't it?
by almost, i mean it did but it was taken care of before it got bad
I blame the fish people.
Any who, fireworks are allowed in my area, my drunken neighbors proved this on December 30th of last year, yes two days before the major new years effect goes in, evidently they thought they would beat us all to the finish line. Ended up shooting something at my window, I heard the snap, then heard something hit their yard, evidently they were taken aback by that.
i had to walk 30 yards from my car to the door at work yesterday
i felt like i just got out of a pool
STEAM!