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Your First Time
Brolo
BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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In this thread we talk about the first time you posted in SE++ and why you joined, or alternatively, the first time you had sex.
Bonus points if they both involve being raped in some way.
MY FIRST POST IN SE++
I joined the boards after Gabe linked to them in this newspost:
Clicking on it led to my first glimpse of SE, and it was in the middle of a full-scale forum war against Bungie's Halo fans. I remember that Raimus made a thread to sort some of the shit out, and that Teefs was going berserk. I don't think I had ever seen such vitriol on the internet before, having ignored most online communities up to that point. I was disgusted and bewildered that people could be so horrible and I couldn't stop reading.
I finally joined a few months later, and made some generic posts in a thread about the upcoming transformers movie after Michael Bay was announced as the director. Shortly after I sassed Knob and he offered to send me on the ban rocket to the moon.
MY FIRST TIME HAVING SEX
My love life leading into university was non-existent. I had never even kissed a girl (well, not with tongue) up until my second year. Then some friends got me out to the local pub, put several beers into me, and put on funky dance music. It was my first time being drunk, and I learned that when I'm licquored I develop a horrible Jamaican accent. Me be in over me head mon, and quickly found myself attached to a bleach blond kinesiology student, I'm pretty sure her name was Marita. After an hour or so of dancing she told me she wanted to leave, which dissapointed me until I realized she was tugging me along and intended me to follow.
We then went back to my place to have sex, which was anticlimactic, in that it went on for like four hours and I was unable to get anywhere near to an orgasm. By that time the dawn was coming back, the beer had worn off and I felt vaguely dirty. I called her a cab and she went home. The sense of shame fortunately gave way to a killer hangover, and a strange wonder that normal people apparently did this sort of thing all the time.
Bonus points if they both involve being raped in some way.
MY FIRST POST IN SE++
I joined the boards after Gabe linked to them in this newspost:
Gabe wrote:Bungie decided to make their most recent Halo 2 update in our forum. They are all really nice guys and had they told me of their intentions I would have begged them to reconsider. They post these updates in forums all the time but I don’t think they really understood just how bad ours is. The only reason it still exists is because at some point someone in there will blow up a nursing home full of senior citizens and the FBI will want a history of their online activities. It’s really just a big pile of evidence that we’ll hand over to the authorities the second they stop posting pictures of their asses and start killing people.
Clicking on it led to my first glimpse of SE, and it was in the middle of a full-scale forum war against Bungie's Halo fans. I remember that Raimus made a thread to sort some of the shit out, and that Teefs was going berserk. I don't think I had ever seen such vitriol on the internet before, having ignored most online communities up to that point. I was disgusted and bewildered that people could be so horrible and I couldn't stop reading.
I finally joined a few months later, and made some generic posts in a thread about the upcoming transformers movie after Michael Bay was announced as the director. Shortly after I sassed Knob and he offered to send me on the ban rocket to the moon.
MY FIRST TIME HAVING SEX
My love life leading into university was non-existent. I had never even kissed a girl (well, not with tongue) up until my second year. Then some friends got me out to the local pub, put several beers into me, and put on funky dance music. It was my first time being drunk, and I learned that when I'm licquored I develop a horrible Jamaican accent. Me be in over me head mon, and quickly found myself attached to a bleach blond kinesiology student, I'm pretty sure her name was Marita. After an hour or so of dancing she told me she wanted to leave, which dissapointed me until I realized she was tugging me along and intended me to follow.
We then went back to my place to have sex, which was anticlimactic, in that it went on for like four hours and I was unable to get anywhere near to an orgasm. By that time the dawn was coming back, the beer had worn off and I felt vaguely dirty. I called her a cab and she went home. The sense of shame fortunately gave way to a killer hangover, and a strange wonder that normal people apparently did this sort of thing all the time.
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STEAM!
My first post in SE++ was in a music thread.
The first time I had sex was glorious. She said she had never experienced anything like it.
Then one of the mods (either Manifest or Knob) called me and the other guy that posted retards, and locked the thread.
Not the most noble of beginnings.
My girlfriend and I had been going out for a little over a year. I was over at her house when her family left for some reason. It was pretty awkward, I guess. The condom was really tight, and my dick hurt for days. I couldn't feel too much.
I was also wondering whether or not I should finish or keep her from swallowing her own tongue.
I chose the latter.
Was that then followed with extra compensatory sex?
That must have killed the mood.
the end
you also had sex in a back-alley with a waitress at age fourteen
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also I do not want to discuss my first time sexually
I first had sex the night before my birthday (I'm not going to tell you which one) with a girl I had been crazy about for like 2 years. It really was very good and we were together for quite a while after that.
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First sex was interesting cause right after it was over my grandparents showed up. It was chaos trying to find clothes.
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i think you posted about it at some point, and for whatever reason i remember that
First time I had sex it was in the back of my car in the local community college parking lot. It was awkward, because it was the first time for both of us. And then the cops pulled up, and I was almost arrested
a year
then dely made a "LURKERS COME FORTH" thread
and yeah.. thats when i started posting regularly
like right before the last assassins game
STEAM!
and it hasn't happened yet
I remember that story.
that was a crazy story.
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it seems like the awkwardness would be too much to handle
I remember when I actually tried to register, registration was closed, so I just lurked some more.
I don't remember my first post... it may have been in a YTMND thread.
best becasue, well, I had sex with a smokin' hot chick I was crazy about, and got a great story out of it
worst because well, I had my first time ruined.
The first time I started posting a lot was in a camwhore thread. The perfect opportunity to get my fat dirty tits out.
And now I'm back to lurking most of the time.
First time I had sex it was with a girl I'd only just met off the internet, from some stupid MSN chat room. I'd never even kissed a chick before, but I was only about 15. It took me like ten minutes to get my dick in her; about twenty minutes of foreskin-ripping ensued, before I finally gave in to the pain and pretended to come.
All in all, I think I did a good job with damage limitation.
also: posting
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also holy crap how did you manage to make your first lady a stranger from the internet
Hahahahahahah
oh man dude
Ouch, but hahahahaha
My first sexual experience? Freshman year of college with the roommate of a girl I knew from high-school.
My first time was just as awkward as any I suppose. Nothing really special about it. In my room, my bed, but she wouldn't remove her bra for fuck sake. I was kinda choked about it, so I think that may have soured it a bit.
P.S - Samuel has the best avatar on the forum.