Yeah, well, you know that little connecty bit between the foreskin and the end of your cock? The frenulum, I think it's called. Mine's pretty tight, and... I mean, "ripping" maybe wasn't the right word, but I'd be comfortable describing the experience as being akin to humping a cheese grater.
In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.
Yeah, well, you know that little connecty bit between the foreskin and the end of your cock? The frenulum, I think it's called. Mine's pretty tight, and... I mean, "ripping" maybe wasn't the right word, but I'd be comfortable describing the experience as being akin to humping a cheese grater.
In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.
Yeah, as I expected. Frenulum ripping is actually pretty common.
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edited July 2007
my first time was all about half of a warm, flat wine cooler, a softcore film on cinemax and uncle mike
I lurked the site for a long time back in high school because somehow it was the only gaming related site that wasn't blocked. I didn't register until the 360 was announced and my first post was probably 360 related.
My first time was in a hotel hot tub while I was vacationing in California. I was 15 at the time and her friend was watching. It was hot.
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Just to clarify, I always cleaned my little soldier under his helmet, so I never had some massive smeggy-covered dick or anything. It's just the frenulum is a little tighter than normal, but I didn't expect it to be that much of an issue before I boned a chick.
It's very rarely a problem anymore though.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
edited July 2007
Well at least we're all clear on how clean your penis was back when you were a child.
I lurked for a while, reading GV because I was looking for information on House of M (Marvel comic event) and back then that thread had quite a bit of information.
Right when I decided to register for the forums, apparently they were hacked or something. Had to wait a while to register, as that was suspended.
Some time later I remember posting in here on some thread and Pkmoutl or somebody, and Darkprimus complimented me on my name.
nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
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edit: a foreskin to rip, that is.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Her vagina was made of ice cold metal.
also, this has the correct ingredients to turn into another PRO/CONS of foreskin thread
STEAM!
Well, better than making out with the radiator woman from the radiator planet.
As for the sex, haven't had it yet.
Ladies.
Samuel didn't know it, but he was actually fucking Supergirl
In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter
at which point it retracts with violence. Which is why you're encouraged to tug it back until it fits comfortably around the shaft.
Alternatively he could be talking about the frenulum
I would suggest you look it up on wikipedia but it is like, 50% cocks by volume.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
completely unnecessary surgical procedure my ass
Like masturbating, or actual sex
This is important
It doesn't retract until... Wha? I always thought that pulling back the foreskin and washing under it was standard showering procedure.
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Well, if you're smart about it it is unnecessary. But if you don't pull it back till you have sex, bad news.
The frenulum can rip in uncircumcised guys as well.
Oh you guys.
Electronic composer for hire.
It is for adult males who know about their dicks
Some parents are hesitant to talk to their 8 year old sons about the particulars of penis mechanics though, and you end up with cases like Samuel.
I gotta get on that, I guess
In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.
God damn.
every single one of my posts made a thread drop past page 1
STEAM!
Yeah, as I expected. Frenulum ripping is actually pretty common.
My first time was in a hotel hot tub while I was vacationing in California. I was 15 at the time and her friend was watching. It was hot.
Xbox Live Gamertag: Suplex86
It's very rarely a problem anymore though.
Can't have the internet assuming I carry a cheese-log around in my pants.
details pls
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then he said "if you think that's fast you should check out the Penny Arcade forums"
and i was like
"oh"
(turns out i would now consider the forum to have been moving glacially. this place moves too fast for my friend so he won't post here)
Right when I decided to register for the forums, apparently they were hacked or something. Had to wait a while to register, as that was suspended.
Some time later I remember posting in here on some thread and Pkmoutl or somebody, and Darkprimus complimented me on my name.
I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.
And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"
good times!
oh you know
bearskin rug, lava lamp, best of led zeppelin on his 8-track
all talkin' sweet like, 'you go ahead and get that wine cooler in you, then ditch your pants because you're giving me a backrub'
Ah, young love...