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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm glad I don't have one.

    edit: a foreskin to rip, that is.

    #pipe on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meiz wrote: »
    foreskin ripping?

    Her vagina was made of ice cold metal.

    Marathon on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sounds like a thread title to me

    also, this has the correct ingredients to turn into another PRO/CONS of foreskin thread

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Really I can't think of a thing that would be worse to rip.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    foreskin ripping?

    Her vagina was made of ice cold metal.

    Well, better than making out with the radiator woman from the radiator planet.

    Brolo on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Your foreskin ripped?

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Your entire penis (with enough force) would be worse I would say.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first major posting in SE++ was, uhhh. I don't actually remember.

    As for the sex, haven't had it yet.

    Ladies.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    His foreskin ripped?

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    foreskin ripping?

    Her vagina was made of ice cold metal.

    Well, better than making out with the radiator woman from the radiator planet.

    Samuel didn't know it, but he was actually fucking Supergirl

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your foreskin ripped?

    In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter

    at which point it retracts with violence. Which is why you're encouraged to tug it back until it fits comfortably around the shaft.

    Alternatively he could be talking about the frenulum

    I would suggest you look it up on wikipedia but it is like, 50% cocks by volume.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your foreskin ripped?

    In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter

    at which point it retracts with violence.

    D:

    #pipe on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    thank you, mom and dad

    completely unnecessary surgical procedure my ass

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sexual encounter

    Like masturbating, or actual sex

    This is important

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your foreskin ripped?

    In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter

    at which point it retracts with violence.

    D:

    It doesn't retract until... Wha? I always thought that pulling back the foreskin and washing under it was standard showering procedure.

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    He should have been retracting it every time he peed. Silly boy.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    thank you, mom and dad

    completely unnecessary surgical procedure my ass

    Well, if you're smart about it it is unnecessary. But if you don't pull it back till you have sex, bad news.

    The frenulum can rip in uncircumcised guys as well.

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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think after my first post, someone called me a fag.

    Oh you guys.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your foreskin ripped?

    In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter

    at which point it retracts with violence.

    D:

    It doesn't retract until... Wha? I always thought that pulling back the foreskin and washing under it was standard showering procedure.

    It is for adult males who know about their dicks

    Some parents are hesitant to talk to their 8 year old sons about the particulars of penis mechanics though, and you end up with cases like Samuel.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh man

    I gotta get on that, I guess

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, well, you know that little connecty bit between the foreskin and the end of your cock? The frenulum, I think it's called. Mine's pretty tight, and... I mean, "ripping" maybe wasn't the right word, but I'd be comfortable describing the experience as being akin to humping a cheese grater.

    In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your foreskin ripped?

    In some dudes the foreskin doesn't retract until their first sexual encounter

    at which point it retracts with violence.

    D:

    It doesn't retract until... Wha? I always thought that pulling back the foreskin and washing under it was standard showering procedure.

    It is for adult males who know about their dicks

    Some parents are hesitant to talk to their 8 year old sons about the particulars of penis mechanics though, and you end up with cases like Samuel.

    God damn.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    for a time there

    every single one of my posts made a thread drop past page 1

    tugga on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Samuel wrote: »
    Yeah, well, you know that little connecty bit between the foreskin and the end of your cock? The frenulum, I think it's called. Mine's pretty tight, and... I mean, "ripping" maybe wasn't the right word, but I'd be comfortable describing the experience as being akin to humping a cheese grater.

    In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.

    Yeah, as I expected. Frenulum ripping is actually pretty common.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    my first time was all about half of a warm, flat wine cooler, a softcore film on cinemax and uncle mike

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  • MattieMattie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I lurked the site for a long time back in high school because somehow it was the only gaming related site that wasn't blocked. I didn't register until the 360 was announced and my first post was probably 360 related.

    My first time was in a hotel hot tub while I was vacationing in California. I was 15 at the time and her friend was watching. It was hot.

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just to clarify, I always cleaned my little soldier under his helmet, so I never had some massive smeggy-covered dick or anything. It's just the frenulum is a little tighter than normal, but I didn't expect it to be that much of an issue before I boned a chick.

    It's very rarely a problem anymore though.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well at least we're all clear on how clean your penis was back when you were a child.

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  • SamuelSamuel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well you know.

    Can't have the internet assuming I carry a cheese-log around in my pants.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sounds hot knob

    details pls

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    i was gonna press charges, but it was super romantic

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Go on...

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Thats why I light candles and play some nice music when I get busy with a good night of rapein.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One day a few years ago I was talking to a buddy of mine from another forum and I said "man this place is moving fast today"

    then he said "if you think that's fast you should check out the Penny Arcade forums"

    and i was like

    "oh"

    (turns out i would now consider the forum to have been moving glacially. this place moves too fast for my friend so he won't post here)

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I lurked for a while, reading GV because I was looking for information on House of M (Marvel comic event) and back then that thread had quite a bit of information.

    Right when I decided to register for the forums, apparently they were hacked or something. Had to wait a while to register, as that was suspended.

    Some time later I remember posting in here on some thread and Pkmoutl or somebody, and Darkprimus complimented me on my name.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first post was probably in the WoW forum, sadly.
    I don't think I did much when I first joined. I had been lurking for over a year and had never really posted, so I don't think I had much reason to post when I made my account either.

    And first time sexually was pretty bad. The guy was O_o and I remember him saying "Your first time is the best; everything after will just be less, so enjoy it." And he was awful. I thought "Hmm, I guess I won't be doing this much then, this is kind of boring"

    good times!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Go on...

    oh you know

    bearskin rug, lava lamp, best of led zeppelin on his 8-track

    all talkin' sweet like, 'you go ahead and get that wine cooler in you, then ditch your pants because you're giving me a backrub'

    Knob on
  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Samuel wrote: »
    In all fairness to me, she had pretty dry, chunky flaps that didn't exactly help me swoop in there like a greased-up kestrel.

    Ah, young love...

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Official Obama Gear With a Special Obama MySpace Discount (view more)

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fallout I do not understand the link doesn't work

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