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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    If they did, bless their hearts they didn't say shit about it.

    I wanna go out tonight, but now that my girl's parents know we're dating, that will neeeeeeeeever happen.


    However, I might be able to go with her and her sister to salsa lessons this sunday.

    You can go out at night without bringing your girlfriend with you, ffs.

    I'm being lame tonight and playing three hours of volleyball and then going straight to bed. I have been staying up entirely too late these past few days. For the most random reasons.

    Monday - free alcohol
    Tuesday - Samurai Warriors 2
    Wednesday - upgrading my forum to phpbb 3.0
    Thursday - browsing pornotube

    But its Friday.

    Its a crime against god and man to not get utterly shit faced on a Friday.






    I'm disappointed.

    Silmaril on
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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Joon wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    seriously what was the tiniest planet on DBZ

    it couldn't have been harry knowles, there were no cheetos

    You're thinking of King Kai's planet.

    2235

    Namek was pretty big.

    yes

    yes

    Ol' Sparky on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    also viv xtube is better

    i think...

    Fallout on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Is it? I'll check it out next time. Pornotube has WAY too much man-on-man sex and honestly I ain't gonna lie they don't really do anything for me.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Channelchooser sometimes has some good stuff.

    Silmaril on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WTF is Channelchooser and why does it sound like a British way of saying "remote control."

    Vixx on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    WAY too much man-on-man sex and honestly I ain't gonna lie they don't really do anything for me.

    Are you sure you want to be in SE++ then?

    Also, tnaflix is a new one with streaming stuff. Nice in that it lets you skip ahead to any part of the movie without having to d/l the whole thing

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oooh. Thanks for the links, I'll check em out next time I'm suffering from insomnia.

    Or insatiable horniness.

    Or both.

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This one time I started a new job, and I had to go and flick through all the uniforms that had been ordered in to find mine. I came to one package, which was apparently for one "Little, B."

    I always thought that was awesome.

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This one time I started a new job, and I had to go and flick through all the uniforms that had been ordered in to find mine. I came to one package, which was apparently for one "Little, B."

    I always thought that was awesome.

    You enjoy telling that story don't you.


    I don't really get it.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    It's a little b.

    boddah.

    With a little b.

    Either that or it's breaking rules 1 and 2.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah that was obviously addressed to boddah.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Jesus christ, Netizens.

    This thread just up and blew like a goddamn bomb overnight.

    It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.



    Thank you for that public service announcement.

    Silmaril on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, J. Grant. You should terrify your readers by including the address to a sloppy cosplay thread at the end of your books.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • stavesacrestavesacre Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man by the time I catch up with where I left off last night when I got off the forum, this mothers about to get shut down.

    Ahh well.

    stavesacre on
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  • stavesacrestavesacre Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »

    It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.


    Was it for something in particular, or did you just feel like waking up at 4:50 in the am? If I ever find myself with the urge to wake up at 4:50 in the morning, I must be sick and bedrest is in order.

    stavesacre on
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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I remember the first time I jerked it

    Franko on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.



    Thank you for that public service announcement.

    He also has crabs, so that public service announcement about catching VD will come later.

    Hunter on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    stavesacre wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »

    It should be noted that waking at 4:50 in the am is something I don't advise to anyone.


    Was it for something in particular, or did you just feel like waking up at 4:50 in the am? If I ever find myself with the urge to wake up at 4:50 in the morning, I must be sick and bedrest is in order.

    Normally I work the 10-7 shift at my job.

    I have a wedding I'm in this weekend, though, and the rehearsal is at 5 pm. So I switched with the guy who does the 7-4.

    Which means I get an extry three hours to figure out why Mac OS 10.4.10 got rid of LPD installs for printers. So far, my workaround has been that everyone who uses a fucking Mac should be slaughtered in the street and fed to hogs. The IT directors don't think this is a feasible workaround.
    Hunter wrote: »

    He also has crabs, so that public service announcement about catching VD will come later.

    No, it will be a public service announcement full of crab recipes.

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  • stavesacrestavesacre Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »

    No, it will be a public service announcement full of crab recipes.

    I do love delicious crab recipies. Do tell.

    stavesacre on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    stavesacre wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »

    No, it will be a public service announcement full of crab recipes.

    I do love delicious crab recipies. Do tell.

    First one must procure the crabs. I highly recommend shaving off half of one's pubes and lighting the other half on fire. When the crabs come running out onto your stomach, hit them with a hammer.

    A great crab recipe would be the following:

    First, do a portobello and wild rice pilaf. Set aside and keep hot.

    Obtain some snow or king crab. Steam, remove chunk meat in largest pieces you can. Place in shallow dish of:
    - 1 shot vodka
    - 1 tbsp lime juice
    - 2 dashes soy sauce
    - 1/4 cup water

    Set aside.

    Grill 15-20 spears of asparagus until al dente, when finished, roll the spears in crushed almonds.

    Make a hollandaise sauce, but just before serving, add 1/4 tsp of smoked spicy paprika.

    Shape a large dollop of the pilaf into 3 half-balls in a trangular formation- an ice cream scoop is your best bet. Run asparagus through the spaces in between each pilaf, forming an inverted triangle to the rice. Place the crabmeat in the center.

    Garnish ONLY the rice pilaf with Hollandaise. Serve with a side of melted butter.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Franko wrote: »
    I remember the first time I jerked it

    Haha, me too.

    "Woah shit, what's that white stuff? How can I stop this fontain?"

    It was awesome.

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  • stavesacrestavesacre Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    First one must procure the crabs. I highly recommend shaving off half of one's pubes and lighting the other half on fire. When the crabs come running out onto your stomach, hit them with a hammer.

    Everything after this was ruined by the mental picture that this sparked in my head. Thank you though, I've written it down.

    stavesacre on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every male remembers the first time he jerked it. It's a sacred rite of passage.

    Aslan on
    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Aslan wrote: »
    Every male remembers the first time he jerked it. It's a sacred rite of passage.

    That was like 100,000 masturbations ago. I have no clue. I think it was in the 6th or 7th grade.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Every male remembers the first time he jerked it. It's a sacred rite of passage.

    That was like 100,000 masturbations ago. I have no clue. I think it was in the 6th or 7th grade.


    Lies!

    If this is true, we just might have to revoke or at the very least, suspend, your "I'm a man" card.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.


    Then you're doing it wrong.

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  • GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    my first post was in the same thread as nads' first post.

    I may have been a dick to him I don't remember. I do however remember the same shit happend at the batjew forums when they came up.

    Grath on
  • DirtchamberDirtchamber Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Pretty sure my first time whacking it involved my grandpa's copy of Swank he hid in a bathroom drawer. All pooping, mind my business, searching for tp, then bam, porn. I don't think I got up from the toilet for a few hours. I will always have a soft spot for Swank magazine because of that.

    "This is Armen's apartment, Armen's liquor, Armen's copy of Swank, Armen's frozen-peas."

    Dirtchamber on
  • loverockchildloverockchild Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i like batjew and wish he wasn't gone

    loverockchild on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Wait wait wait waaaiittt

    <3 has a kind of big wang?

    (And not just his uncle!)

    I don't really know.

    Ask someone else.

    <3 on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, power to you <3

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I've seen your wang <3

    It's pretty nice

    Brolo on
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