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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    A Gun That Shoots Knives

    Is it just me, or is that the greatest band name ever?

    See! There.

    There it is.


    Riddle solved.

    Wiggin. Here is a Kleenex. You've got brown on you.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    How the fuck would I roleplay my avatar? "Mmm mmm I'm bluuuuuuuuuuuuue ladadi ladada."

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    My first time posting here was either in the Sloppy Cosplay thread (last April) about how hot a Kilik cosplayer was, or in some thread about bisexuality where I said how hot Hugh Jackman was

    Either way, it seemed like heavy foreshadowing

    hahaha, was that the Kilik I posted?

    Maybe! I know you posted him in a subsequent sloppy cosplay thread but I don't know if you were the one to do it first

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just sing that song, Drez.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A knife-shooting gun wouldn't be very practical.

    MKR on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    How the fuck would I roleplay my avatar? "Mmm mmm I'm bluuuuuuuuuuuuue ladadi ladada."

    Talk about the great nicktoons that are coming up on nick jr.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    How the fuck would I roleplay my avatar? "Mmm mmm I'm bluuuuuuuuuuuuue ladadi ladada."

    well its not my fault your avatar is boring

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    A Gun That Shoots Knives

    Is it just me, or is that the greatest band name ever?

    See! There.

    There it is.


    Riddle solved.

    Wiggin. Here is a Kleenex. You've got brown on you.

    That's not brown-nosing. I really wish that a) I was in a band, and b) that I had thought of that.
    That is a fucking awesome name.

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I had no idea there were this many gay people in SE

    Lies. This has to be the most times I've seen the word "fag" in a forum.

    The gay people I know have no problem using the word "fag" in their own conversations.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Just sing that song, Drez.

    Yo listen up here's a story
    About a little guy that lives in a blue world
    And all day and all night and everything he sees
    Is just blue
    Like him inside and outside
    Blue his house with a blue little window
    And a blue Corvette
    And everything is blue for him
    And himself and everybody around
    Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

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  • MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    A knife-shooting gun wouldn't be very practical.

    who cares about what is practical when you can shoot knives

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    edited July 2007
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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    How the fuck would I roleplay my avatar? "Mmm mmm I'm bluuuuuuuuuuuuue ladadi ladada."

    If Face from Nick Jr. can do it, you can too.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I had no idea there were this many gay people in SE

    Lies. This has to be the most times I've seen the word "fag" in a forum.

    The gay people I know have no problem using the word "fag" in their own conversations.

    No. I meant that as in "man, fag is a compliment here".

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    has anyone gotten the urge to make a thread in which we all roleplay as our avatars?


    I get it alot and i think it is because i am bored


    "Are you username ladiesman217?"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    Garlic Bread on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    My first post on the boards was around the time of comic-con two years back. I'm pretty sure it was either something about attending the convention or insulting another forumer (not my first message board; I knew the way to get popular is to be a douche). Things went smoothly.

    My first sexual experience...
    This was in my 2nd or 3rd semester at college. I was still feeling a bit out of my element because my music training before this point was limited to a shitty choir, and the stuff they were teaching in the classes was able the actual construction of music. Weird shit.

    So all the students in the music program have to take this intro to music course. We learn about the crappy music from all these messed-up places, watch a video of performances of the music in the music library, and then write a paper explaining our thoughts on the style. Total fluff class.

    There was this one really cute guy in the class who would walk in and sit down next to me every day, even though most of the other students got that I am not the most amiable person at 8am. After the first week he started greeting me by name (which raised the question of how he learned my name). He was a transfer student who was also having trouble finding friends, so the two of us hit it off pretty quick. After a while I could tell that he was kind of conflicted by our friendship. He would randomly mention that he has a girlfriend that he really cares about, while at the same time asking what I was up to over the weekend.

    The only conflict I was having is that I wasn't sure if I was a top or a bottom.

    So near the end of the semester I was down in the video room of the music library, watching some boring ass movie and thinking about how great it would be if he showed up and maybe some porn music started playing...

    And he knocked on the door. I let him in and rewinded the film so he could watch too. After about ten minutes of him jotting down notes, we started making out. Things led to some oral action, but it was kind of too cramped in the room to try anal and neither of us really had any idea how to do it so we were just grinding.

    I saw him a couple semesters later. He still was using the nickname for me that I always hated, and I wondered what would have happened if we had tried to make that work. Kind of makes me feel bad every now and then because I was taking advantage of our friendship to get something he wasn't really into.

    That's ... well I hate to use the word, but it's cute. And bittersweet.

    I never know when to start kissing a boy... like I can't read them at all.

    Brolo on
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    edited July 2007
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    wait rolo is gay?

    Garlic Bread on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Fizban wrote: »
    My first post on the boards was around the time of comic-con two years back. I'm pretty sure it was either something about attending the convention or insulting another forumer (not my first message board; I knew the way to get popular is to be a douche). Things went smoothly.

    My first sexual experience...
    This was in my 2nd or 3rd semester at college. I was still feeling a bit out of my element because my music training before this point was limited to a shitty choir, and the stuff they were teaching in the classes was able the actual construction of music. Weird shit.

    So all the students in the music program have to take this intro to music course. We learn about the crappy music from all these messed-up places, watch a video of performances of the music in the music library, and then write a paper explaining our thoughts on the style. Total fluff class.

    There was this one really cute guy in the class who would walk in and sit down next to me every day, even though most of the other students got that I am not the most amiable person at 8am. After the first week he started greeting me by name (which raised the question of how he learned my name). He was a transfer student who was also having trouble finding friends, so the two of us hit it off pretty quick. After a while I could tell that he was kind of conflicted by our friendship. He would randomly mention that he has a girlfriend that he really cares about, while at the same time asking what I was up to over the weekend.

    The only conflict I was having is that I wasn't sure if I was a top or a bottom.

    So near the end of the semester I was down in the video room of the music library, watching some boring ass movie and thinking about how great it would be if he showed up and maybe some porn music started playing...

    And he knocked on the door. I let him in and rewinded the film so he could watch too. After about ten minutes of him jotting down notes, we started making out. Things led to some oral action, but it was kind of too cramped in the room to try anal and neither of us really had any idea how to do it so we were just grinding.

    I saw him a couple semesters later. He still was using the nickname for me that I always hated, and I wondered what would have happened if we had tried to make that work. Kind of makes me feel bad every now and then because I was taking advantage of our friendship to get something he wasn't really into.

    That's ... well I hate to use the word, but it's cute. And bittersweet.

    I never know when to start kissing a boy... like I can't read them at all.

    you too?

    i am always the last to know these things

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YAKETY SAX IS WHIMSICAL

    IN STARK CONTRAST TO THE VERY UNWHIMSICAL EVENTS DISPLAYED

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    has anyone gotten the urge to make a thread in which we all roleplay as our avatars?


    I get it alot and i think it is because i am bored

    Not while my avatar is mostly Cable, no

    Redeemer on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    wait rolo is gay?

    As gay as you I believe

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    A Gun That Shoots Knives

    Is it just me, or is that the greatest band name ever?

    See! There.

    There it is.


    Riddle solved.

    Wiggin. Here is a Kleenex. You've got brown on you.

    That's not brown-nosing. I really wish that a) I was in a band, and b) that I had thought of that.
    That is a fucking awesome name.

    Yeah, it's not like it's her band or anything.

    Framling on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    tsplitter wrote: »
    has anyone gotten the urge to make a thread in which we all roleplay as our avatars?


    I get it alot and i think it is because i am bored

    Not while my avatar is mostly Cable, no

    i liked evil Hal better

    tsplitter on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    Drez on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly
    I've never heard the song before today

    it is the worst fucking thing

    this is what i heard every day

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    thanks drez. i didn't know you were a professional on retards, i thought you just took advantage of them

    Garlic Bread on
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    edited July 2007
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I know when to kiss a boy: never.

    Drez on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    A Gun That Shoots Knives

    Is it just me, or is that the greatest band name ever?

    See! There.

    There it is.


    Riddle solved.

    Wiggin. Here is a Kleenex. You've got brown on you.

    That's not brown-nosing. I really wish that a) I was in a band, and b) that I had thought of that.
    That is a fucking awesome name.

    Yeah, it's not like it's her band or anything.

    I did not know this.
    EDIT: Apparently, I should know everything about the people in a forum I started posting in on a regular basis maybe a month ago.

    Me Too! on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    thanks drez. i didn't know you were a professional on retards, i thought you just took advantage of them

    I do, but that's not my point. I have OCD. OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    Drez on
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    edited July 2007
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    wait rolo is gay?





    only sometimes

    you know

    when people won't find out

    :oops:


    well I like girls as well

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    wait rolo is gay?

    As gay as you I believe

    So fairly gay?

    Sex with Keith would be pretty awkward before he gets that disfiguring scar to age his face a few years.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Fizban wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    wait rolo is gay?

    As gay as you I believe

    So fairly gay?

    Sex with Keith would be pretty awkward before he gets that disfiguring scar to age his face a few years.

    sex with keith would be pretty awkward because he looks like he's 12 years old and not an attractive one at that

    Garlic Bread on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i wouldnt be a very good gay person

    i cant get my penis up for a guy

    i suppose i could just lie there and make him do all the work

    tsplitter on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fiz, Cogli, Deemer, Nevs, uh

    that's all I can think of off the top of my head

    Tossrock on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

    okay this made my day after hearing "god bless the USA" for the first time

    do people actually listen to that fucking song

    my actually retarded brother with OCD would listen to a lee greenwood CD every day for about a year

    in the living room

    loudly

    He's retarded AND has OCD? Because OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    thanks drez. i didn't know you were a professional on retards, i thought you just took advantage of them

    I do, but that's not my point. I have OCD. OCD isn't a form of retardation.

    sure it isn't, retard

    Garlic Bread on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I know when to kiss a boy: never.
    Why

    Drez have you never been attracted to a boy before~

    Never.

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