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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I know this is kind of a rude question, but to the TGs: do you get to keep your penis? Or is it all reused when they make your vagina?

    They invert the penis to make the vagina

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    wait what the heck is going on in this thread

    Whippy on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I know this is kind of a rude question, but to the TGs: do you get to keep your penis? Or is it all reused when they make your vagina?

    They invert the penis to make the vagina

    what if you get a boner?

    tugga on
  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited July 2007
    and, uh

    it doesn't really matter that I have a girlfriend

    doesn't mean I lose the urge to be a lady at my first taste of 'tang

    Whippy on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    First post was a couple of days ago...I think in the Whining Like a Little Bitch forum, but probably in SE.

    So far no one has really attacked me, I know I made a good comeback to Orik and he "gave me his blessing"

    I only hope that doesn't mean he implanted me with his seed

    orik doesn't count

    grab your ankles

    and heres where i lost my virginity

    Ol' Sparky on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I used to post a lot in Linksville and CoX.

    I'm fairly certain my first time in SE++ was in the Music of the Orbs thread, where I talked a lot with SatansFingers.

    As for my first sexual experience, I was a sophomore in high school, and had a girlfriend for about a week. We skipped school one day to have sex, and the next time I saw her, she broke up with me.

    I found out later in my Junior year, that she only went out with me and had sex with me because she felt sorry for me being a virgin.

    I haven't spoken a word to her since I found that out.

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wait what the heck is going on in this thread

    More (homo)sexual than usual.

    MKR on
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    edited July 2007
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror

    What the fuck?

    She thought it was her civic duty to pop your cherry?

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Apparently.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh fuck sakes.

    I'm going to be late for work.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    The Bungie incident was also G&T, not SE++.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    everybody egosearches

    BTW, have you checked your name at platformers lately? I gave up months ago. Pretty funny though, at the time.

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  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first thread/post in SE was extremely retarded and got locked within the first few posts. That was a few years ago now.

    My first sexual experience was this chick my friend knew and wanted to bang but he had a girlfriend (this chick was his girlfriends friend and also her lesbian lover). In any case we had cyber sex a few times than we finally got to meet up in person (promising sweet lovin of course). We ended up making out and I did feel her up, bang her etc, but no intercourse took place because she recently had a bad experience while drunk (A guy fucked her while she was half out of it) and she didn't want to fuck while the memory was still fresh on her mind. I was cool with it and we did other things to pass the time.

    I'm still technically a virgin I suppose , though a very tainted one. Chances upon chances have been laid at my feet since then and they get taken away for dumb reasons. I figure my bad luck can't last too long however since I'm attending college.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    First time posting in SE++: This is back in December of 2006 - I was just told to get that I didn't belong in AC; that I was better than that, and so I migrated over to SE++. I perused the topics for a second. I didn't have a thing to say on any of these topics! Wait -- what's a an MS Paint Grouphug thread? Ding ding. So one of my very first posts, at least, was a grouphug. It was later that I discovered that thread titles have nothing to do with the conversations within them, and became comfortable in posting.

    First time having sex in general: It was my first year anniversary with my boyfriend at the time (whom was transgendered) (whom I had really only just "met" in the past month; had known him online) and it was painful as all hell. Bless him though, he was trying to be gentle but you can only be so gentle with what I can only equate to an overly thick, under-lubricated, rigid piece of silicone. And I was still not really sure I was okay with this whole "but you're ... biologically female?" thing. So let me tell you, that made things sooo much better. Eyeroll.

    First time having sex with a biological male (Which, yes, is 10,000 times different): Hahahah PortPAX. Hahahaha. Lord. I'm so classy. I was always told by my male friends nothing could compare to a REAL penis. I laughed -- how different could it be? ...Oh god. Oh god.

    mully on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    borfase is a dummy

    Drez on
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    First time posting in SE++: This is back in December of 2006 - I was just told to get that I didn't belong in AC; that I was better than that, and so I migrated over to SE++. I perused the topics for a second. I didn't have a thing to say on any of these topics! Wait -- what's a an MS Paint Grouphug thread? Ding ding. So one of my very first posts, at least, was a grouphug. It was later that I discovered that thread titles have nothing to do with the conversations within them, and became comfortable in posting.

    First time having sex in general: It was my first year anniversary with my boyfriend at the time (whom was transgendered) (whom I had really only just "met" in the past month; had known him online) and it was painful as all hell. Bless him though, he was trying to be gentle but you can only be so gentle with what I can only equate to an overly thick, under-lubricated, rigid piece of silicone. And I was still not really sure I was okay with this whole "but you're ... biologically female?" thing. So let me tell you, that made things sooo much better. Eyeroll.

    First time having sex with a biological male (Which, yes, is 10,000 times different): Hahahah PortPAX. Hahahaha. Lord. I'm so classy. I was always told by my male friends nothing could compare to a REAL penis. I laughed -- how different could it be? ...Oh god. Oh god.
    I uh, man. I'm going to start scrolling back and reading your LJ from start to finish.

    Dynagrip on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    First time posting in SE++: This is back in December of 2006 - I was just told to get that I didn't belong in AC; that I was better than that, and so I migrated over to SE++. I perused the topics for a second. I didn't have a thing to say on any of these topics! Wait -- what's a an MS Paint Grouphug thread? Ding ding. So one of my very first posts, at least, was a grouphug. It was later that I discovered that thread titles have nothing to do with the conversations within them, and became comfortable in posting.

    First time having sex in general: It was my first year anniversary with my boyfriend at the time (whom was transgendered) (whom I had really only just "met" in the past month; had known him online) and it was painful as all hell. Bless him though, he was trying to be gentle but you can only be so gentle with what I can only equate to an overly thick, under-lubricated, rigid piece of silicone. And I was still not really sure I was okay with this whole "but you're ... biologically female?" thing. So let me tell you, that made things sooo much better. Eyeroll.

    First time having sex with a biological male (Which, yes, is 10,000 times different): Hahahah PortPAX. Hahahaha. Lord. I'm so classy. I was always told by my male friends nothing could compare to a REAL penis. I laughed -- how different could it be? ...Oh god. Oh god.
    I uh, man. I'm going to start scrolling back and reading your LJ from start to finish.

    i've deleted everything that had to do with him
    i cleanse my lj every so often
    sorry :( but if you want to MSN me or whatever i'm happy to talk about it
    i know it's an interesting topic haha

    mully on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jeez, 12 pages and still on topic.

    good job, SE++.

    Oh, and just out of curiosity, how many people have you had sex with (assuming you have had sex)?

    I just want to know if my number is relatively high/low. Hoping for low.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh jeez, mully

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Damn mully.

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    edited July 2007
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WHAT!

    mully on
  • ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I will say the number of girls I have fooled around with but have never had sex with, because its ever so funny.

    8 and counting.

    Why does everyone hate my penis?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    Jeez, 12 pages and still on topic.

    good job, SE++.

    Oh, and just out of curiosity, how many people have you had sex with (assuming you have had sex)?

    I just want to know if my number is relatively high/low. Hoping for low.

    11
    In base 2 :(

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Mully wins!

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I lurked SE for a while after I joined in '05 because my friend, who is also a forumer, told me about the awesome "community".

    My first post in SE, I believe, is the World Cup '06 thread.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I mean but shit mully.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was also the time that Neville facefucked me so hard that I had to get reconstructive surgery to fix my torn lips. The homp is thick.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    three

    almost 5

    tugga on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    2.
    I think 2 is a good number for me.
    I'd like to keep it there.

    mully on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I mean but shit mully.


    Why? Is it really all that weird?
    Is it just because FTM (female to males) aren't as common as MTF?
    Is that's why I'm getting the weird reaction?

    Haha or maybe it's just because it doesn't seem like a big deal to me anymore.
    I don't know.

    mully on
  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fooled with: lost count

    Sex: 6.5

    I say .5 because the girl was JUST about to slide on, when the cops busted us.

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Mully I believe this story warrants its own thread.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm so confused and not in the sexual identity crisis kind of way but in the I don't have a clue what any of your genders are anymore kind of way. Like, I've reread Mully's post four times and I can't figure out if Mully is male or female or both or neither.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    <- Dude.

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    She's a chick, you can resume masturbating.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    First time posting in SE++: This is back in December of 2006 - I was just told to get that I didn't belong in AC; that I was better than that, and so I migrated over to SE++. I perused the topics for a second. I didn't have a thing to say on any of these topics! Wait -- what's a an MS Paint Grouphug thread? Ding ding. So one of my very first posts, at least, was a grouphug. It was later that I discovered that thread titles have nothing to do with the conversations within them, and became comfortable in posting.

    First time having sex in general: It was my first year anniversary with my boyfriend at the time (whom was transgendered) (whom I had really only just "met" in the past month; had known him online) and it was painful as all hell. Bless him though, he was trying to be gentle but you can only be so gentle with what I can only equate to an overly thick, under-lubricated, rigid piece of silicone. And I was still not really sure I was okay with this whole "but you're ... biologically female?" thing. So let me tell you, that made things sooo much better. Eyeroll.

    First time having sex with a biological male (Which, yes, is 10,000 times different): Hahahah PortPAX. Hahahaha. Lord. I'm so classy. I was always told by my male friends nothing could compare to a REAL penis. I laughed -- how different could it be? ...Oh god. Oh god.
    I uh, man. I'm going to start scrolling back and reading your LJ from start to finish.

    i've deleted everything that had to do with him
    i cleanse my lj every so often
    sorry :( but if you want to MSN me or whatever i'm happy to talk about it
    i know it's an interesting topic haha

    My SE++ Experience is so limited in so many ways and yet so great in several strange instances!

    My first post on this account was in a lurker thread, I think

    My first post ever was with an account that I used largely for lurking probably somewhere around 5 years ago.

    AWIY on
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