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[PHALLA] Space Phalla 13 signup thread

FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Critical Failures
Space...

It's really cold.

Look around and see for yourself the beauty of the Phalla star system. See the splendrous gas giants, the graceful comets, the burning space station. Smell the smoke...

The smoke?


"Ensign McLargeHuge, get your ass out of the holo observatory and up to Deck 3. The station's on fire again!"


"This is Interstellar Staffing Services, source of the finest discount station staff in Sector Q3. How can I help you today?"

"Uh, yeah, this is Captain Blaine. I need another new crew for Space Phalla 13."

"Captain Blaine, our records show that we sent you twenty-three staffers just three weeks ago."

"Well, they're all dead, and this time I need forty."

"Forty! That's the full complement of your station, yourself included! Shouldn't we make it thirty-nine?"

"You know what? I think I left half an engineer in cryostasis. Go ahead and call it thirty-nine."

"Half an engineer? Okay... but Captain Blaine, aren't you still on the station?"

"Oh hell no, I'm currently on a collision course with Phalla Prime. I'll be baked to a cinder in just a few minutes. Listen, I'm going to need the best man you've got to be the new captain, because I sort of left a really important Top Secret mission unfinished on the station."

"We'll do what we can. Listen, I'm really sorry to hear about your impending doom, and not just because you're my best customer. Best of luck with your flaming death!"

"Same to you! Well, except for the dying part. And the superheated plasma. And the*fizz*crackle*hiss............."


Welcome to the Space Phalla 13 Signup Thread!

This game has been carefully, painstakingly balanced with assistance from thorgot. And after that, I threw in some extra fun stuff, and changed a thing here or there, so who knows how things will turn out?

This game is designed for forty players. Signups start now, and end whenever we reach forty, hopefully by Saturday evening. You may sign up for this game by posting some variation of the phrase I sign up in bold and the color of your choice. Game days will end at 11:00 PM Eastern, and the first day will end on either Sunday or Monday; feel free to state your preference, but the final decision will be made by me, not by vote.

Inactivity Policy:
Any player who has fewer than two posts per day, or who misses two votes in a row, will be given one warning. A second violation of the rule will result in ejection from the game, and a ban from participating in the next three games. If something comes up and you have a good reason for not being able to participate, PM me and we will talk.

The following forumers are not eligible to participate in this game due to inactivity in previous games:

Balefuego
Digger Dude
GrimmyTOA
Shadowseeker
Typhus733
Wonder Bread

Game Rules:
Certain information, particularly specifics on roles, will be secret. However, I can share the following:
  • There is only one bad guy group, the Traitors. The number of traitors will be revealed at the start of the game.
  • Anti-instant network measures have been implemented. They include, but are not limited to:
    • There are no guardians.
    • Certain special roles may be held by traitors.
  • There is a seer, and he/she will not be a traitor.
  • There will be a nightly execution vote as usual, and no other votes.

Signup List:
1. robothero
2. precisionk
3. Plutonium
4. DevoutlyApathetic
5. Gnasty
6. cheez
7. grundlterror
8. jdarksun
9. B:L
10. Saburbia
11. Niceguy Myeye
12. DËTHKÖK
13. Vic
14. Ardor
15. Lignisse
16. Drez
17. Bremen
18. Kin33
19. Defunker
20. Buzz Buzz
21. Infidel
22. spaik
23. frandelgearslip
24. Threelemmings
25. life3
26. TehSpectre
27. DarkPrimus
28. Lord Malory
29. Papillon
30. cj iwakura
31. psycholarry1
32. Bliss 101
33. Hylianbunny
34. Zerinan
35. visiblehowl
36. Shamus
37. tofu
38. tuxkamen
39. skulk
40. doug_grammar

Burnage wrote:
FWD is very good at this game.
FunkyWaltDogg on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    ill !sign up

    Unknown User on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !sign up

    precisionk on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    An astronaut is me!

    Plutonium on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !sign up!

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    me me me!

    I am excited!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All up ons!

    cheez on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am so in

    Grundlterror on
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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !IN.

    Now where did I keep those instructions for the dwarf bomb?

    B:L on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I AM SIGNING UP

    Bring the pain.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I sign up

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !sign up
    God, SS13 is such a fun game.

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I might !sign up

    But that is kind of up to you, lord FWD.
    This would be my first phalla. I have been obsessively reading up on the last phallas this last week and I am dying to try it out, but I am not available until monday. So if the game starts sunday, I guess I am kinda out of luck unless you would accept one day of inactivity due to cryogenics failure during my transportation.

    Vic on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vic wrote: »
    I might !sign up

    But that is kind of up to you, lord FWD.
    This would be my first phalla. I have been obsessively reading up on the last phallas this last week and I am dying to try it out, but I am not available until monday. So if the game starts sunday, I guess I am kinda out of luck unless you would accept one day of inactivity due to cryogenics failure during my transportation.

    Eh, I can live with that.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This should be fun.

    I !sign up

    Ardor on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    I !sign up
    Hay Ardor.

    Let's !team up.

    B:L on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vic wrote: »
    I might !sign up

    But that is kind of up to you, lord FWD.
    This would be my first phalla. I have been obsessively reading up on the last phallas this last week and I am dying to try it out, but I am not available until monday. So if the game starts sunday, I guess I am kinda out of luck unless you would accept one day of inactivity due to cryogenics failure during my transportation.

    Eh, I can live with that.

    Ooooh, I wanna be the engineer in cryostasis!

    Vic on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Ardor wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    I !sign up
    Hay Ardor.

    Let's !team up.

    You do realize if I agree to this, we will both die incredibly early regardless of what team we're on right?

    Ardor on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Please do not repeat the Insane Asylum phalla. No switching teams just for the hell of it.

    Ardor and B:L.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    For this phalla, i'll be playing Space Captain Murphy


    time to go fight the spice wars! (aka cancer)

    Unknown User on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Please do not repeat the Insane Asylum phalla. No switching teams just for the hell of it.

    Ardor and B:L.

    cheez on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Please do not repeat the Insane Asylum phalla. No switching teams just for the hell of it.

    Ardor and B:L.
    Sure, as long as you don't try to kill our own seer just to save your own ass. ;-)

    B:L on
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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote to blowtorch people inside lockers and send them out the airlocks. BECAUSE IT IS FUN. ALSO, DON'T KILL ME IN THE FIRST DAY, BECAUSE, WHAT FUN IS THAT.



    I AM THE FUN.

    precisionk on
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I !sign up

    In space.

    Lignisse on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey now, we all agreed to do it in that game in honor of PK and the setting. You can draw and quarter B:L all you want, I promised I wouldn't do that again.

    Ardor on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    I vote to blowtorch people inside lockers and send them out the airlocks. BECAUSE IT IS FUN. ALSO, DON'T KILL ME IN THE FIRST DAY, BECAUSE, WHAT FUN IS THAT.



    I AM THE FUN.

    This man speaks truth. Seriously, let him live until day 3 or something at least.

    Ardor on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    Please do not repeat the Insane Asylum phalla. No switching teams just for the hell of it.

    Ardor and B:L.
    Sure, as long as you don't try to kill our own seer just to save your own ass. ;-)

    For the last time, you didn't try to save him either. You were trying to save yourself instead of any of the other specials in the waiting room because you were being an ass.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    Drez on
  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    Airlock + Drez = Hilarity!

    Ardor on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    <3

    FunkyWaltDogg on
    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, I've never played one of these games, but I do love SS13, so I sign up! Let's all hope I don't manage to mess everything up in some horrible way, unless it's very funny.

    Bremen on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bremen wrote: »
    Well, I've never played one of these games, but I do love SS13, so I sign up! Let's all hope I don't manage to mess everything up in some horrible way, unless it's very funny.
    GNL represent.

    Just be sure to be active and you'll be fine. 8-)

    B:L on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    Bout time you came back.

    Grundlterror on
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  • Kin33Kin33 Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Phalla phalla phalla phalla phalla, can't get enough phalla.

    Oh, yeah! I sign up.

    Kin33 on
  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Count me in!

    Defunker on
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  • ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    Bout time you came back.

    Love the avatar grundl.

    Ardor on
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited July 2007
    !Sign up is go!

    One of these days I'll take a break.

    Today? Not that day.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !sign me up on the path to destruction

    Infidel on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ardor wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Ugh. What the hell... I !sign up. It's FWD after all.

    Bout time you came back.

    Love the avatar grundl.

    Spaceman Spiff to the rescue!

    Seriously, who is going to vote to bandwagon Spaceman Spiff? You would have to have no soul.
    And I think I've successfully jinxed myself :P

    Grundlterror on
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  • spaikspaik Registered User
    edited July 2007
    !sign up

    spaik on
  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I also !sign up

    frandelgearslip on
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