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I have celiac disease

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
WHY THE FUCKING GUCK SLDGHIl ;khal;j DID NO ONE TEST FOR THIS SHIT

WHY

WHY

WHY


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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    :-O

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    For the love of God in heaven I can't believe this shit

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    who's celia?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Oh shit lame dude. Gluten intolerance sucks like hell.

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    until I know what this disease is I will assume its effects are comic

    and as such

    ahahahaha

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    what uh

    this about your butt?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sorry to hear that, man.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    how does this impact you munkus
    i thought you had no intestines

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    all this crap I have been going through for all this time

    and what did I need to do?

    Not eat a fucking food molecule

    Way to go, modern science

    way to fuck me in the ass yet again

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    actually, yes, this is about the butt

    and other parts of the gastrointestinal tract


    that sucks Munkus...

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    coeliac

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  • Bob The MonkeyBob The Monkey Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    oh shit

    stamp allergy

    nobody expects the stamps

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  • JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    NO GLUTEN FOR YOU ASSHOLE

    I'M EATING A BIG BOWL OF GLUTEN RIGHT NOW OOOOH GOD YESSSSS

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  • GrinninBarrettGrinninBarrett Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    So did George's fiancee have a celiac disease

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    no rye?
    wtf kind of curse is this

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

    OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

    That is horrible

    On the other hand, maybe Munkus can sue for a bajillion dollars and get a robotic butt

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Wait so they cut out your colon when really you just needed to stop eating wheat?

    whoooooops

    seriously though, I smell $malpractice

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow, dude.


    Munkus.


    That fucking sucks.

    :(

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    at this point I having a break down

    i went in for a routine scope today, and the only reason the biopsy was done was to humor me

    DO PEOPLE JUST NOT KNOW THIS SHIT OR SOMEHTING

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    no gluten?

    that's pretty terrible

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man I'd go for a robotic butt

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    you can have them install an ass-cannon munkus

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so yeah seriously uh

    sue the colons out of them

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I am angry, I am crying, I am angry oh for the Loveof God I want to hurt something

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you need a hug munkus

    I have some spares

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    next thread
    stale announces he just had a bad cramp

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  • YggdrasillYggdrasill Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow, that sucks a lot

    I guess celiac disease is something doctors just forget about a lot, since I know a few other people who went through medical hell before finally being diagnosed with it

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuck bread anyways

    sandwiches are better off without it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    next thread
    stale announces he just had a bad cramp

    dime in his brain from when he was 6 months old

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

    (They cut out his innards because they thought he had something else. That shit don't get better)

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I am angry, I am crying, I am angry oh for the Loveof God I want to hurt something


    Please Munkus, start with yourself.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yggdrasill wrote: »
    Hey man, I have celiac's too.
    I'm sorry about your bad news, but let me just tell you: now that you know and you're going to do something about it, you life will only get better.
    A month of gluten free food and you will feel like a fucking new man.

    you apparently don't quite understand his predicament

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  • Angry WeathermanAngry Weatherman __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    kill the doctors and eat their intestines as revenge for them taking yours

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i don't think munkus cares so much about not eating gluten
    i think it's more that the man took his ass that's bugging him

    sorry munkus

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GrinninBarrett wrote: »
    Celiac disease is a digestive disease that damages the small intestine and interferes with absorption of nutrients from food. People who have celiac disease cannot tolerate a protein called gluten, found in wheat, rye, and barley. Gluten is found mainly in foods but may also be found in products we use every day, such as stamp and envelope adhesive, medicines, and vitamins.

    So did George's fiancee have a celiac disease

    Haha, nice.

    -EDIT-
    Oh, yeah, sorry Munkus.

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