He is reluctant to sue, probably even to take the first step and speak with a lawyer or firm, because he doesn't like all of the bullshit lawsuits that people do just to get rich.
Motherfucker they took out your motherfucking colon without checking to see if you had an easily identifiable disease first
When you sue, you can add legal fees to the number, so you don't need to worry about that.
i went out and bought a book munkus
i can represent you
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
i don't know what people are talking about. but judging solely on sam's post above. If this has something to do with ass-surgery, and they fucked up. Well dude, its your duty to sue those fuckers.
I really hope you get the monetary reimbursement you deserve for this. I am usually very very against suing doctors, but in this case, fuck, they've fucked you good and proper and i seriously hope you never have to work another day in your life once this case is settled.
He is reluctant to sue, probably even to take the first step and speak with a lawyer or firm, because he doesn't like all of the bullshit lawsuits that people do just to get rich.
Motherfucker they took out your motherfucking colon without checking to see if you had an easily identifiable disease first
When you sue, you can add legal fees to the number, so you don't need to worry about that.
It's not like he's suing because some neighbor trimmed his hedges without permission or something. They took his butt!
Nothing is more sue worthy.
I'm in the call-a-lawyer camp... the fact that our legal system is bloated with frivolous suits should not stop the valid ones from being submitted.
Also refrain from telling yourself that it might have been for the best anyways. It might be true, but there's no way of knowing for any certainty at this point. And even then, that call would best be left to a medical professional (one, presumably, that would consider all available options before wielding the scalpel).
It's a really shitty hand you've been dealt, man. I feel for ya.
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As much as I loath people that sue doctors and have their dog-man/attorney on speed dial, I think it is safe to say that removing a major organ from your body is grounds for a lawsuit, especially considering the fact that not being able to digest gluten is probably a bit more common that your large intestine being a Nazi fifth columnist poised to take you down from the inside.
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"This? Oh, it's filled with my solid waste. What say we go back to my place?"
He killed a man for slurping his soup once.
No but Jeep Disease is what this was called back in WWII, when soldiers got it from riding in bumpy jeeps
basically I have a cyst under my skin near my tail bone that can get infected and hurt like a fucker
so I have to get it surgically removed soon
"In prison, I can make dudes toss my salad from three cells down."
Yes, but I think he should probe the matter further.
I was hoping you were just a Coors Light guzzlin', jeep drivin', Delta Tau Delta
ANAL BUM ASS SHIT COLON RECTUM
Did I do it right?
fixed
You have no idea how much time that list of words would have saved me when I was trying to think of a pun.
i thought that was a pilonidal cyst
It is
but it is also called Jeep Disease
and I am calling it Jeep Disease because I forgot the technical term, which is pilondial cyst
Correct.
This was the initial reaction, but Munkus says it may have been for the best
So, "maybe"
Oh man Munkus.
I hope you sue the fucking bejeezus out of them.
This is the exact reason why the law allows you to sue people for fucking you over.
you should pursue legal action
I take it that everyone is saying this.
It's still true.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
He is reluctant to sue, probably even to take the first step and speak with a lawyer or firm, because he doesn't like all of the bullshit lawsuits that people do just to get rich.
Motherfucker they took out your motherfucking colon without checking to see if you had an easily identifiable disease first
When you sue, you can add legal fees to the number, so you don't need to worry about that.
i can represent you
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ahahaha oh man
It's not like he's suing because some neighbor trimmed his hedges without permission or something.
They took his butt!
Nothing is more sue worthy.
Now it's time to put that junk in the trunk.
Munkus Beaver is THE IRON COLON
Sue so bad, so hard
This is not what is classified as a 'bullshit suit to get rich'
This is classified as 'they took your butt away for naught'
i've experienced similar problems (to a lesser degree) with stupid docs who don't know what's going on
it's terribly frustrating, but i'm sure you'll end up super relieved just to have this shit sorted and behind you
I hope I really have Chron's...
edit: wait, fuck, no I don't
yeah you really don't
Well, I actually do have it, assuming my doctors have been correct for my entire life
which is apparently too much to ask
I do still have a colon though8-)
I'm in the call-a-lawyer camp... the fact that our legal system is bloated with frivolous suits should not stop the valid ones from being submitted.
Also refrain from telling yourself that it might have been for the best anyways. It might be true, but there's no way of knowing for any certainty at this point. And even then, that call would best be left to a medical professional (one, presumably, that would consider all available options before wielding the scalpel).
It's a really shitty hand you've been dealt, man. I feel for ya.
damn dude, that's pretty fucking rough too