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Holy mother of crazy

Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, in all seriousness...I'm freaking out right now. I think I just had sex with a completely schizophrenic girl. I didn't realize it before hand (she saw me at a bar earlier tonight and I was drunk, so I made the mistake of going back with her)...but afterward she was spouting completely incomprehensible babble. Yelling shit like "Your sister is dead!" etc. Smacking me, calling me weird ass names...acting like she was in the Harry Potter universe etc. The condom broke, and she was so fucking crazy, I couldn't even get her to tell me if she was on the pill or not. Eventually I was just spouting shit like, "Are you fucking insane? Do you realize I don't want you to get impregnated? Still, she would not fucking tell me if she was on the pill, and eventually she started shaking her head crazily when I asked her. I need to know if you're on the pill, etc. etc." She was absolutely insane. I can not understate this...and now I'm scared to death.

She smashed my phone after freaking out at one point, and ripped off and ruined my belt. I've never experienced anything like this before. I was pleading with her to give me her number so I can contact her tomorrow and get her a morning after pill, but she was so crazy, she just kept spouting insane irrelevant bullshit. Can I just go to planned parenthood and get a morning after pill and try to get it to her tomorrow, or what's the deal?

I've posted here a lot, and I realize this forum is mostly for dicking around, but I've never been so freaked out and confused about a situation, and her throwing my phone down and smashing it doesn't help. Anyone have any advice about how I should deal with this? I'm seriously scared as hell.

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  • BoxBox Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did she shove the phone up her ass?

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    your sister is


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    already dead

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does she know who you are?

    How to get a hold of you?

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that sucks dude D:

    and also pm your ajah color to drez

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Does she know who you are?

    How to get a hold of you?

    This is my question as well.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did I miss a news post about H&A being merged with SE++?

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Does she know who you are?

    How to get a hold of you?

    This is my question as well.

    Yeah, because if not

    Problem solved

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    She was calling me all these fucking crazy names...She was calling me kyle, andrew, etc.

    I can't explain it. It wasn't drunk babble, it was just completely insane crazy bullshit.

    She doesn't know who I am per se, but she could find out I'm sure, quite easily.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is why you stick it in the pooper.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Does she know who you are?

    How to get a hold of you?

    This is my question as well.

    Yeah, because if not

    Problem solved

    so then she struggles raising a kid all alone then sues him for not helping cuz she is crazy as fuck?

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Does she know who you are?

    How to get a hold of you?

    This is my question as well.

    Yeah, because if not

    Problem solved

    so then she struggles raising a kid all alone then sues him for not helping cuz she is crazy as fuck?

    You can't be sued for never having the knowledge of having a kid.

    If you know, and voluntarily avoid it, thats another issue.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Honestly, I was scared even leaving because she seemed the kind of crazy where she would scream "rape" without a second thought, to her friends, or something.

    She literally thought she was part of the Harry Potter universe. She was freaking out about "Voldermort" and stuff.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The syph made her crazy.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh god

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bitch broke your phone.

    I'd be more pissed than anything. Get the morning after pill and wrap it in a bill for the phone, then ding-dong-ditch it at her door. I suggest getting a PO box and leaving that as your address on the bill.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Bitch broke your phone.

    I'd be more pissed than anything. Get the morning after pill and wrap it in a bill for the phone, then ding-dong-ditch it at her door. I suggest getting a PO box and leaving that as your address on the bill.

    hahahahah
    geebs
    we need to be friends

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Can I get the morning after pill? Like if I show up to Planned Parenthood tomorrow and explain things, what could happen?

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Bitch broke your phone.

    I'd be more pissed than anything. Get the morning after pill and wrap it in a bill for the phone, then ding-dong-ditch it at her door. I suggest getting a PO box and leaving that as your address on the bill.

    This is what you need to do. Shit man, this is excellent.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That's uh

    hmm

    Beat her to the punch and accuse her of raping you

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    monsterror wrote: »
    Did I miss a news post about H&A being merged with SE++?

    SO CLEVER

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dangerou-Dave wrote: »
    She literally thought she was part of the Harry Potter universe. She was freaking out about "Voldermort" and stuff.

    Did she look like this

    JK%20Rowling.jpg

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Check your penis for lightning shaped scars.

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    So this is her profile pic that I just looked up.

    God I can't believe she smashed my phone.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    your friends probably gave her 20 bucks to freak you out





    and give birth to your child

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ahhh

    Fuck dude. Seriously. This was the weirdest night of my life.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Geebs61 wrote: »
    Bitch broke your phone.

    I'd be more pissed than anything. Get the morning after pill and wrap it in a bill for the phone, then ding-dong-ditch it at her door. I suggest getting a PO box and leaving that as your address on the bill.

    hahahahah
    geebs
    we need to be friends

    I was going to go to the Portland thing to meet you, but I had a prior engagement.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Was she hot?

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The bad news: Theres a crazy bitch that may be incubating your spawn.

    The good news: You fucked her so good you drove her nuts.

    Theres always a silver lining.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Dave you fucking retard

    Remove the fucking facebook picture

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    did your dick poke her brain

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Whatever you do, Dave, don't give us more information about this girl.

    Look at what happened to Skull Man and the cat snacker.

    EDIT: Oh snap looks like I was too late.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Well dave

    You fucked her brains out

    High five

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Nooo

    This is terrible. I mean, I've had condoms break, but not with completely insane girls who won't even tell me if they're on the pill. She literally lied to me about it for like 20 minutes, and finally I got fed up and left, trying to explain to her that she has no concept of reality.

    It'd be like..."Seriously, are you on the fucking pill?" Her: "Yes" Me: "Show me" Her: "I can't"

    It was a nightmare. I'm going to Planned Parenthood tomorrow.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Goddamnit I stop checking this thread for five goddamn minutes and the pictures go up and have already come down.

    I never catch the pictures.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    gj reading digg, fark, etc

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    She smashed your phone because you could have used it to record her crazy babble, thus proving she was batshit insane. Which is the last thing she needs for her pending rape charge against you.

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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WAIT THERE WERE PICTURES?!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it was a very tiny tiny picture of her from a great great distance

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I swear to god, she was acting like I was Ron Weasley.

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