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Avengers: HE LOVES YOU

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    not until I get an explanation!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It is already too late for us.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shit.
    First Skrulls, now an army of Zombie Cobains.

    WHAT'S NEXT?

    ROBO JOHN LENNON?

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2008
    I was replaced by a skrull during the zombie invasion

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    *braces spittle*

    IT ISH NOT PRONOUNSHED ROBO LENNON

    IT ISH MECHA LENNON

    JESLUSH

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  • motorfireboxmotorfirebox Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    MECHA LENNON SAMA

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    MECHA HINEY HO

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously guys

    this is so on.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2008
    secret invasion #1 is fucking nuts

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  • DreamonDreamon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Its coming to Turkey a little late ( depends whether you use fedex or not ) so i will be 3-4 days behind you guys. And god... I promised myself not to check boards but still i cant stop myself doing it.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh man Geebs, that last page.
    I have never seen Reed get fucked up like that.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2008
    I hear there's a skrull in-panel in Disassembled and now I have to go reread that

    even though I don't really like it that much

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I hear there's a skrull in-panel in Disassembled and now I have to go reread that

    even though I don't really like it that much

    it's in #502, right before Hawkeye dies. He's fighting a whole mess of Kree and there's one skrull that shows up in two panels.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My God, SI #1 was intense. It wasn't even at the breakneck pace I was led to believe, it just built and built to a frenzy.

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    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2008
    I HAVE A THEORY
    I think Spider-Woman could be a Skrull. The more I think about it, the more likely it is to me.

    Let's start with the first reveal. Her taking the corpse to Tony was taken as proof that she wasn't a Skrull, because why would she want to reveal that there were Skrulls hiding among us?

    Well, I think that's what the Skrulls wanted all along.

    Okay, Civil War divided the heroes pretty well, yes. But faced with an alien invasion, they're not going to bicker over who should help who. Look at World War Hulk for an example of this. So how do you ensure that nobody trusts each other? You show them that there was a Skrull right in front of their noses that they couldn't detect with anything.

    Assuming that the Avengers (both groups, let's say) have been being jerked around and led into situations by the Skrulls from day one. They took them to the Savage Land right at the start, and in SI#1, they end up right back there. All of them are there at the Breakout and most of them are there when Elektra dies. Remember in the newest issue of New Avengers when the Daredevil Skrull says that they are built to die? I'm almost 100% sure that ElektraSkrull was put there to die and fuck with the Avengers' brains. But the New Avengers already didn't trust anyone, so that's wasted on them.

    So Spider-Woman takes the corpse to the most powerful man in the world. And the paranoia spreads. And then Tony takes the corpse to his secret club of other powerful superheroes and they start to come back together. So to put the final nail in that coffin, Black Bolt reveals that he's a Skrull, and the Illuminati break up (and could keep the identity of another Skrull on that team safe for a bit longer).

    So now, Secret Invasion starts. DuganSkrull watches as the "escaped heroes" crash into the Savage Land, letting SWORD contact Stark even though he's perfectly capable of taking them out before they have the chance to get a call through. And JarvisSkrull stands two feet away as Spider-Woman tips off Luke Cage about the crash, and doesn't seem to care at all that he heard everything. So the Skrulls don't care that the "heroes" on board escape, which indicates they're using them to get these big heroes out of the way down at the other side of the planet, making it the second time Spider-Woman has done something that helps the Skrulls.

    So in all, I think she's a Skrull and holy god that's a long post.

    Spoilered for SI#1 spoilers and holy shit that's long.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sadly I agree with you (because I love that character).

    Also a little callback from BREAKOUT that lends more creedance to your theory.
    At the end of NA #6, Tony checks the old Avengers database against the SHIELD report of RAFT escapees and shares the revelation with the others at least 14 of the 42 escaped villains are supposed to be dead. Spider-Woman immediatley jumps to the conclusion that "SHIELD is building thier own villain army" although clearly thats not the case, those were skrulls and she was likely trying to the direct the suspicion about what meant into a more useful direction.

    Plus in that very same arc Wolverine said he didnt recognize her scent. He played it off as the Savage Land being weird like that, but it could have easily been more than that. (Although he says the same about Cage too)

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Sadly I agree with you (because I love that character).

    Also a little callback from BREAKOUT that lends more creedance to your theory.
    At the end of NA #6, Tony checks the old Avengers database against the SHIELD report of RAFT escapees and shares the revelation with the others at least 14 of the 42 escaped villains are supposed to be dead. Spider-Woman immediatley jumps to the conclusion that "SHIELD is building thier own villain army" although clearly thats not the case, those were skrulls and she was likely trying to the direct the suspicion about what meant into a more useful direction.

    Plus in that very same arc Wolverine said he didnt recognize her scent. He played it off as the Savage Land being weird like that, but it could have easily been more than that. (Although he says the same about Cage too)
    Well, that's interesting...

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    that theory hopefully isn't true

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    yeah fuck, jesus that was good.

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  • RuinsRuins Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So, so far
    Pym
    Jarvis
    Commander Dugan

    are all Skrulls right?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yep.
    Jury's still out on Spider-woman though.

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    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • motorfireboxmotorfirebox Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hooooooly shit.
    any bets on which characters from the crashed skrull ship are actually skrull ringers? some of 'em? all of 'em? the characters there... i don't know what to think. i mean, it's like a Who's Who of characters who you'd think couldn't possibly be skrulls. Cap, Thor... fucking Mockingbird!?

    something else interesting is who isn't there. the skrulls have been using Cyclops' eye beams all over the place--but he's not there.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Geebs' theory seems sound in every way.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Re: the contents of the ship
    They are almost all certainly Skrulls, simply designed to sow more confusion. That said I wouldnt be surprised if a couple of them (Wonder Man, Mockingbird) were real and that they rest were sleepers who thought they were real.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ...eadthespoilersdontreadthespoilersdontreadthespoi...

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Re: the contents of the ship
    They are almost all certainly Skrulls, simply designed to sow more confusion. That said I wouldnt be surprised if a couple of them (Wonder Man, Mockingbird) were real and that they rest were sleepers who thought they were real.
    I was thinking that Iron Man could be real too, but it'd be James Rhodes rather than Tony under the armor.

    Mockingbird probably isn't real, though, since she's appeared in the afterlife more than once. Really, the next issue should start with Ronin killing her to prove that some of the escapees, if not all of them, are Skrulls themselves.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "He loves you" huh

    well

    at least we'll get to see Marvel Boy kick some ass

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also
    I'm glad Sue isn't actually a skrull, that'd have been a bold move with Millar's FF being as big as it is.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't buy the afterlife stuff as a signifant hinderance. Wasn't her appearance there in Mephisto's realm? Easily explained as him just conjuring a likeness to torture whoever. Rhodey inside the Iron Man armor is a good idea, I hadnt thought of that.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Good first issue overall

    there were parts I wasn't too wild about, mostly the NA/MA stuff that we've heard a million times before, but overall it was good

    I just have this sour taste in my mouth about Bendis, but i'm trying not to let that get in the way of my enjoying his story

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I don't buy the afterlife stuff as a signifant hinderance. Wasn't her appearance there in Mephisto's realm? Easily explained as him just conjuring a likeness to torture whoever. Rhodey inside the Iron Man armor is a good idea, I hadnt thought of that.
    On top of that story where Hawkeye meets her in hell, she was also dead in X-Statix Presents: Deadgirl, GLA: Misassembled, and the Hellcat miniseries.

    Bendis could easily ignore all that, though, and I'd certainly prefer shoehorning her resurrection into this event to coming up with a separate convoluted explanation for her return.

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wow, I really enjoyed this issue. Lots of stuff went down right away, just like Bendis said. Don't have much else to say but it was good and over way to fast.

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanks a lot guys. You're making me regret my decision to not buy SI. :(

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hahaha where did that come from?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He's trying to save money and dosen't want to temp himself with all the tie-ins apparently.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You'd probably be better off skipping MA and NA and buying SI instead, until the event's over. The former two books are going to deal exclusively with fleshing out the events of the latter, and they won't actually feature the Avengers during this time.

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  • DreamonDreamon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously countdown should better end up with something legendary else SI will kick some serious ass. Great first issue 9.5/10

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what?

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  • smokmnkysmokmnky Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Thanks a lot guys. You're making me regret my decision to not buy SI. :(

    Stop being all OCD about tie-ins and just get SI. Most of the tie-ins that don't start with Ave and end with ngers wil probably suck anyway.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2008
    You'd probably be better off skipping MA and NA and buying SI instead, until the event's over. The former two books are going to deal exclusively with fleshing out the events of the latter, and they won't actually feature the Avengers during this time.

    I dunno, I think the MA and NA tie-ins will probably be among the best tie-ins for the whole event, and probably the only ones I'm going to buy. Especially the Nick Fury issue that's supposed to come out, and the one where they go back and show how some of the characters got replaced in the first place.

    But I guess they're probably not entirely necessary to understand what's going on.

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