Ok, it's been a while since we had one of these. For those of you just tuning in, it's a popularity contest, plain and simple. You post a lot, people take notice, they get an opinion of you, they post it. I'm actually horrible at creating the list myself, so I'm going to use the one that Tossrock made the other day as a base.
You don't actually have to have anything to do with this thread. But for those who ego search, there is nothing like...
The Forumer Opinion Thread.
Mods:
Cardboard Tube: Installed after whippy resigned, the target of weird murder fiction. Plays guitar in England; takes no sass.
Bogey: Token asian mod from Southern California. Locks all of your stupid threads.
Larlar: Cactuar that wants answers. Makes best posts.
Knob: Alter ego of bonK; also plays guitar and is awesome. Dislikes bacony maws.
Dely Apple (Former): Hardened internaut; 32% 4chan by volume.
Manifest (former): Fashionista fag. Recently resigned.
A duck! (Former): Center of massive forum drama years ago regarding a money for bans program (didn't actually take money). Now posts as Pb; is always angry.
Munkus (olol): Missing his colon, not a real mod. Spawned in the AC as some sort of beaver. Recently found out he has celiacs.
denihilist (?): Tiny texan in fancy pants.
Orikaeshigitae: Writers Block mod, stepped up when Knob went on vacation. Good poster.
Cross forum friends:
Captain K: Runs a radio show. Very pliable face. Mods G&T
Thanatos: Man-mountain mountain man. Mods H&A
Elkamil: Another token minority mod from D&D
People with monkey in their name:
Monkeybomb: Likes Avril Lavigne and Sarah Silverman. Also monkeys and bombs.
Bob the Monkey: British fellow; proficient with the photoshop.
People who have been here a long time but don't make many waves:
Gafoto: Likes taking pictures.
Phonehand: Likes sheri?
SA: Used to be SquirrelAnarchy.
Javen: Not very nice in highschool.
Qorzm: Got efelllated by a camwhore one time. Was a mod of the whine forum.
Kazhiim: Average geek. Makes good post.
GSM: Has a portal avatar. Went far in the forum battle on the strength of his flash skills.
Starfuck: Actually somebody's dad. Weird.
Couples:
Arithena & Whippy: Arithena makes stuff for people sometimes. Whippy used to be an admin. Famous for enormous collection of toys.
World As Myth and celery77: Harassed for being an attractive girl and dating said girl, respectively.
Trillian & Polago: From portland?
Mully & Arsenic7: Artist who emigrated from the AC; gained fame in MS Paint a grouphug and forum battles / A talking skull
Leli & Nads: Southern californian cosplayer / missing
Jansen & Moriveth: British lady and californian dude. How they make it work is anyone's guess.
Jordyn & Framling: South Dakotan couple recently come to Seattle. Has seizures and likes the JLU/is a coder and likes spelling
Gays:
Cogliostro: big old fag
Bongi: english gay
Redeemer: Canadian queer
neville: Worst gay
Fizban: Scheming, devious gay
Gone but not forgotten: in infamy or in our hearts
Boddah: in Italy
Slarti: in Germany
Cronyx: technically his LARP character.
Young bluds - Universal traits: Young, recent additions to the forum swarm. Probably plays pokemon.
Kovak & Carl: Symbiotic lifeforms existing primarily to post chatlogs about how bad threads are
Scrumtrulescent, Meissnerd, Blankspace: barely legal (or not at all) Pokemon players
Skullman: Georgian gentleman who refuses to eat cat hair
Quetzi: Looks like a girl. Probably doesn't like you.
ThatDudeOverThere: Should never, ever camwhore.
Potatoe: Pops collars like e'eryday. Also likes pokemon
Keith: Bisexual ginger who works at gamestop; doesn't like anything.
Metzger Meister: Master butcher?
Kantankeris: Only in this group because he's a recent joiner. Gained prominence during the Deadman's Road forum game.
Forum personalities:
Defender: Logical, argumentative coder; works on graphics engine stuff. Likes Warcraft 3 analogies.
The Geek: King of Sandwiches, known for 80s macros and winning a lot ,often preceded by "bam".
Ranaedos: British stick guy with outrageous hair. MSPaint king; present in many sigs.
TFS: Softspoken 11 year old from Vegas; wants a vagina.
Pony: Divisive poster; tales of outrageous exploits polarize people into loving or hating him
Rankenphile: A font of wisdom and awesome
Fallout: Likes metal and drugs.
Kuribo's Shoe: Doesn't like anything. Wants to be an entomologist.
Fedora: Draws people stuff.
Riotcow: Maker of the best threads. An EMT?
Callius: Vegetarian Poi spinner with large penis and hyper liberal beliefs.
Druhim: Ancient relic of a forgotten past; lives in Seattle.
Staleghoti: Recently returned after a spat with Dynagrip drove him off; longtime poster.
Dynagrip: Recently lost his bowels all over the forums. Something of a prick.
Casino Ghost: Welsh dude who likes Thief a lot.
Sheri: Takes photographs; has small tits. Was another polarizing poster for awhile, but people seemed to have calmed down.
Smart Hero: Comic book reader and general geek.
Zoolander: Good poster. What else needs be said?
Shorty: Was in the navy; is short? Roomates with Whippy.
Drano: Upside down Justin Timberlake. Personal favorite poster.
Nucsch: Flies planes. Dating Sheri?
Mulysa: AKA Susie. Longtime poster.
Synthetic Orange: Might actually belong in the gays section; gained fame during the Forum Battle of 06. 07? Shit I dunno.
Berk: Rare poster; often drops mspaint awesome bombs when he does.
Bergy: The most once posty of posters, he has been cutting back lately.
Silmaril: English fellow who used to have metal hair. Often vies for the new comic thread
fightinfilipino: Token minority poster; considered attractive by total queermos
Talon: Furry.
#pipe: Took me a long time to figure out his name.
Poorochondriac: Winner of the PAX Omegathon and also awesome; makes edits of PA comics sometimes which are very good
Bigtimes: Makes the best gifs. Doesn't post very often.
Favlaud: Internet spirit condenscened into poster form. Likes Tails a little too much.
Borfase: Eats spaghettios out of the can with his hands while crying in the shower.
JamSessionEin: Likes Warhammer.
Solid_Snake_a: Easily the best poster in SE++
Scarlet: Dirty camwhore with yellow fever. Has tattoos and piercings. Notable for quick rise to prominence.
Peter Ebel: European crazy man
Geebs61: Bitter about joining before the other Geebs yet still recieving shit about his name. Likes ninja turtles.
The Geebs That Is A Mod: Modded as a last act of hilarity by Whippy.
Sarukun: Lives in Asialand. Teacher?
J. Grant: Raging atheist, swinger, and writer.
Penguin Incarnate: Ancient poster unrecognizable to many new kids including myself. Who is that guy?
slow: No jack kennedy, that's for sure. Best thread shitter.
Darth Waiter: On hiatus till recently; rooming with J Grant? Or someone. Good poster.
Katchem_Ash: Polarizing poster. Loves anime and manga. Some hold out he is an elaborate alt.
The Wook: Mostly posts on FS; enormous.
Naporeon: Seattle resident who loves cheese; has many sigs featuring Napoleon's crotch.
Wren: Furry? Took a long break from the forums and lost forum-share.
Vivivixene: Relentlessly objectifies men in a hilarious upset of traditional gender roles. Recent forum addition.
Stale: Infected with some disease that makes him crippled and unable to use his dong. Suprisingly upbeat.
Air: From Asialand? Notable for asian girls in sigs.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Posts
worst faux-girl EVER!
Tossrock - can't read.
Yes you do.
;p
and the gays need more characteristics/symptoms
Excellent.
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
also who is tossrock
^5
he quoted you.
you cannot escape our ire
They were all guys and you know it
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Hunter - mad scientist, mr. wizard only not creepy (maybe), blows glass, consistently hysterical.
Is that right?
Mods can undelete posts.
Good. I'm a mad scientist with anger issues.
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I think I should be in this list I mean six years shit
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Though I do still think Sarah Silverman is bangable.
All of them or just real ones?
For the shit you guys raised almost 9 months ago
I mean damn XD
no sir not one bit
but you make waves I guess
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I'm pretty sure it was actually a liquid hiding in cookie form.
i like you
That's right, you!
yummm i love moist cookies
Flattery gets you everywhere.
Man don't drag us into this
Leave us alone.
:y
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