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    Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My aunt was basically the nicest lady I ever knew, but she said the weirdest shit when she thought no one was around

    like, the cat would be meowing and here's how the conversation would go
    "meow"
    "aw kitty just shut your tiny little mouth"
    "meow"
    "just shut your tiny little mouth kitty or i will bust your head open with a little hammer"

    luckily that never happened but jeez

    edit: this was all said in kind of a sing-song voice btw

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    ZigawrathZigawrath Registered User new member
    edited July 2007
    What

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That sonds like it should be from South Park

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    d_b wrote: »
    My aunt was basically the nicest lady I ever knew, but she said the weirdest shit when she thought no one was around

    like, the cat would be meowing and here's how the conversation would go
    "meow"
    "aw kitty just shut your tiny little mouth"
    "meow"
    "just shut your tiny little mouth kitty or i will bust your head open with a little hammer"

    luckily that never happened but jeez

    edit: this was all said in kind of a sing-song voice btw

    Awwww. I do that to my cat sometimes.


    "Reeoow."

    "Sh."

    "Raaaow."

    "Shut up. Sh. Just hush y'face." And then I put my fist up to her tiny little head and she either gnaws on it or snuggles it.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    Overheard in a cafe in New Orleans - two women in their thirties:

    "You're serious."
    "Of course not. That boy's got a cock like a sledgehammer. You know that."
    "Yep. Just don't let him--"
    "No, no way. Not with that thing."

    And then they started talking about how they were going gambling that evening.

    To this day, I wonder what the hell that was all about.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just don't... let him actually use it as a sledgehammer?

    because it's just not up the job

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    Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I used to work in a grocery store. And I still find it fun to talk loudly about how stupid people are when buying shit. I'll be standing in line with my friends or something and then comment about a flyer coupon like "Can you believe these dumb bastards actually think they are getting a deal when they have to buy 5 items of this crap in a box." or "Yeh I've seen people ask for price checks for stuff they aren't even buying, then get all pissy when it comes back a higher price than what the pricing fairy told them." or just watching people freak out in line about the smallest things.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blip2004 wrote: »
    I used to work in a grocery store. And I still find it fun to talk loudly about how stupid people are when buying shit. I'll be standing in line with my friends or something and then comment about a flyer coupon like "Can you believe these dumb bastards actually think they are getting a deal when they have to buy 5 items of this crap in a box." or "Yeh I've seen people ask for price checks for stuff they aren't even buying, then get all pissy when it comes back a higher price than what the pricing fairy told them." or just watching people freak out in line about the smallest things.

    that sounds so awesome

    do you think you could teach me how to crack wise?

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    Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Stuff like that cannot be taught. It comes through instinct adn the ability to read a crowd.

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    SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Overheard in a cafe in New Orleans - two women in their thirties:

    "You're serious."
    "Of course not. That boy's got a cock like a sledgehammer. You know that."
    "Yep. Just don't let him--"
    "No, no way. Not with that thing."

    And then they started talking about how they were going gambling that evening.

    To this day, I wonder what the hell that was all about.

    My best guess would be anal.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Air wrote: »
    every now and then theres these really fast loud ads selling doors
    like warehouse sales on doors

    i laughed when i overheard

    "you ever see those warehouse ads for doors? the ones where the guy keeps yelling the word 'doors' all the time?
    who is the guy who sees that ad and says 'shit i need a door'
    tumbleweeds rolling through his living room or something"

    I laughed heartily at this post

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    "...and then she was fucking HIM in the ASS!"

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blip2004 wrote: »
    Stuff like that cannot be taught. It comes through instinct adn the ability to read a crowd.
    I wish I could be more like you

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Blip2004 wrote: »
    Stuff like that cannot be taught. It comes through instinct adn the ability to read a crowd.

    i think it more involves that you're a useless fucking asshole who has a high opinion of himself.

    oh?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was in Wyoming once, and we had just driven my brother's Nissan back for him to drive around in Wyoming. Outside the movie theatre, one of them shouted, "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA!" And I heard one of his friends say, shortly before we got out of the car and watched them flee like scared rabbits, "Haha, dude, classic."


    What does that even fucking mean?

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    JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I was in Wyoming once, and we had just driven my brother's Nissan back for him to drive around in Wyoming. Outside the movie theatre, one of them shouted, "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA!" And I heard one of his friends say, shortly before we got out of the car and watched them flee like scared rabbits, "Haha, dude, classic."


    What does that even fucking mean?

    Hello, it's Wyoming!

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jmillikin wrote: »
    I was in Wyoming once, and we had just driven my brother's Nissan back for him to drive around in Wyoming. Outside the movie theatre, one of them shouted, "GO BACK TO CALIFORNIA!" And I heard one of his friends say, shortly before we got out of the car and watched them flee like scared rabbits, "Haha, dude, classic."


    What does that even fucking mean?

    Hello, it's Wyoming!

    Haha, dude, classic.

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    Sub StandardSub Standard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I overheard a girl on her cell phone say this last semester.

    "Yeah, you could fit an entire baby in this purse."

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