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Terrible Names And Cool Names, The Second

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  • ChasproChaspro Registered User new member
    edited August 2008
    In WoW I had an undead priest named Fundead, always loved that one, and my Tauren named Tiramoosu. We also wanted to name our guild, "Trolly Wanka and the Ganklette Factory" but it was too long for a guild name :-(

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  • Balls?Balls? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My GW Warrior is named Bella Broadchest.
    Even though it's the Elementalist girls who have the bigger tittays.

    My plan was to make her a bad-ass super skank.
    And I'm proud to say that she is.

    My other characters have more serious names, though.

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  • EWomEWom Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    <You Gotta Be Critting Me>

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    While doing the SSO dailies, I ran into the Solereaper.

    I couldn't decide whether I should feel bad for him because he's so alone or should I be worried for my shoes. I do know, however, that somewhere on the realm there's a Soulreaper, just laughing at him.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    While doing the SSO dailies, I ran into the Solereaper.

    I couldn't decide whether I should feel bad for him because he's so alone or should I be worried for my shoes. I do know, however, that somewhere on the realm there's a Soulreaper, just laughing at him.

    Perhaps he likes fishing.

    Seg on
  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Playing AV on my Druid, our battleground leader is Drektard.

    Yeah, I'm putting my money on the other Drek in the Valley.

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gnome Chomsky?

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  • Mad JazzMad Jazz gotta go fast AustinRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I just named a human warrior Tonne, after The Human Ton. Is that wrong? Because if it is, I don't want to be right.

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Someone should make a rogue named Baqstabber or combomachine or something.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fuga wrote: »
    Someone should make a rogue named Baqstabber or combomachine or something.
    Three rogues and one hunter, curiously enough.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My mother just started playing WoW. This deserves a bit of a backstory:

    Now, I'm twenty-six. My mother has never really taken a direct interest in games, but has always been a sort of a back seat player. Back when we first got Zelda on the NES, my mother mapped out every single dungeon in the game on graph paper. She had me bomb every wall, push every block from every angle, push against every wall to see if I could walk through it, kill every enemy, etc. This was the most comprehensive set of maps until they released the official maps (which annoyed my mother, since she had these things laminated in a binder).

    Fast forward a few years, my mother became a huge Protestant Bible thumping "praise the Lord" full blown Christian. Video games were evil for quite awhile. Especially anything with magic in it, so my favorite series at the time (Final Fantasy) was a complete no-no. I still loved games, but my mother was completely adamant on me not playing them. My uncle (he's only five years older than me) was a huge computer nerd, so I got all my fixes over at his place. DOOM (which my mother actually enjoyed the multi-player of, despite the "Satanic" aspects, though she only played it once or twice) was introduced to me, along with a few MUDs, and X-Wing. He also had an SNES, so I played a few of the earlier titles on the system. Ah, and during this time, I was homeschooled D:.

    This is where things get especially awesome:

    We moved away from Illinois, and away from the horrible influences of psycho Jesus Freaks. So, now that we didn't go to church regularly, and I was back into public school, the next secular step was the unholy INTERNET. Something you have to understand about a sheltered lifestyle where everything is evil, is once you get a taste of anything so blasphemous as the internet, you give in completely to the dark side. After just about a year, my mother unhappy with her marriage, moved out. She got involved with a few of the more interesting aspects of sexuality. I won't go into detail, but it definitely wouldn't be considered "Christian". Yes, I heard quite a bit of stuff that a mother's son should never hear about his mother. It didn't scar me though, just left me quite progressive in my attitudes about life. At least, I think. (no no.. nothing too strange, just things outside of the realms of what Christians would consider acceptable).

    Well, throughout my highschool years, my parents remained seperated. They finalized this with a divorce when I was eighteen. Nothing too interesting here. My mother regained her sanity. She met a pretty cool guy. They thought about having kids, but instead, my mother decided to go with her true love.... dachshunds, lots of them. I think she currently has eight.

    She got back into games a few years ago. Mainly picking up a few old style arcade games with new graphics. A lode runner clone, a few puzzle games. She got into Age of Empires, and later Starcraft. And then a friend introduced her to some Korean MMO they call DOMO (sp?). I heard about this, ranted about the evils of Korean MMO's, and suggested WoW. She had played on a trial account as the accursed Alliance, and her main problem was the lack of any socialism. After explaining the limitations of trial accounts, and telling her about all of the horrors that the Alliance have released upon the world of World of Warcraft (lol redunancy!), I convinced her to give it another shot on our RP server with a Horde character.

    The name?

    Doxietroll

    tl;dr

    My mother rocks for various reasons.

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Zelda Maps

    :lol:
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Bibles.

    D:
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Mom's sex life

    TMI.
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Eight Dachsunds

    o_O

    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Doxietroll

    I don't get it.

    EDIT: Oh. Dogs. Yeah, I like dags.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My life story summed up in five paragraphs.

    Yeah, thinking about it, I'm probably a closet sociopath.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I saw those gangbang pictures she took! :o

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So did I.

    D:
    No pictures of her on the internets.
    I hope:?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Expect her on 4chan about 4 weeks after she starts playing seriously
    Anyways, another thing about ingame names:
    Why do so many people use umlauts or accents? It's stupid because people don't remember you as well
    I bet people with names like Rînörí don't get many group invites

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Expect her on 4chan about 4 weeks after she starts playing seriously
    Anyways, another thing about ingame names:
    Why do so many people use umlauts or accents? It's stupid because people don't remember you as well
    I bet people with names like Rînörí don't get many group invites

    "Hey, can you throw Rînörí a guild invite? He's a friend of mine."

    "Um... Alt+1524. Nope. Alt+0252? Nope. Hmm... uh, no, guess not."

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Expect her on 4chan about 4 weeks after she starts playing seriously
    Anyways, another thing about ingame names:
    Why do so many people use umlauts or accents? It's stupid because people don't remember you as well
    I bet people with names like Rînörí don't get many group invites

    There's a few reasons for this.

    1) The original, non-umlauted, non-accented name was already taken. I know a few who people who put that crap in their names just for this reason.

    2) They think that umlauts and accents will make their name look more exotic.

    3) They read the Lord of the Rings and saw J.R.R. Tolkien use them for his characters and think that by adding them it will make their name more fantasy-like. Espesially true on RP realms where half of the Night Elven population are roleplaying not Night Elves but Tolkien's Wood Elves.

    4) They want to be a precious little unique snowflake.

    5) They want to be as annoying to others as possible.

    6) The umlauted or accented letter is a genuine character in whatever is their native language. I suppose this would be more of a European thing, though.

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  • GPIA7RGPIA7R Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ran into "Bludfyuri" last night in STV.
    "Moelester" in /trade

    One lucky little Gnome got the guild name "The Cake is a Lie"
    My gnome :3

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    My mother just started playing WoW.

    She got back into games a few years ago. Mainly picking up a few old style arcade games with new graphics. A lode runner clone, a few puzzle games. She got into Age of Empires, and later Starcraft. And then a friend introduced her to some Korean MMO they call DOMO (sp?). I heard about this, ranted about the evils of Korean MMO's, and suggested WoW. She had played on a trial account as the accursed Alliance, and her main problem was the lack of any socialism.

    My mother rocks for various reasons.

    I think I know what you meant there, but what you actually typed is pretty funny. It would be kind of funny to play a MMO built on that kind of thing - Western European Socialism vs. Communism. Well, maybe funny to pol sci geeks

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Erps! Yeah. Socializing probably would have been a better word.

    Hard to make long posts like that while alt-tabbing back and forth at work.

    :D

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Erps! Yeah. Socializing probably would have been a better word.

    Hard to make long posts like that while alt-tabbing back and forth at work.

    :D

    Don't beat yourself up over it, you made an interesting post about what must have been some weird times for you

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    And in the end, that's all that really matters.

    On topic:

    I saw a Perinium a few days back.

    You know, I read that sentence before I hit the submit button, but I decided to leave it as is.

    Edit:

    Also, out of curiousity afterwards, I checked on Episiotomy on wowarmory.. Yeah, several of them. A few rogues, which seems appropriate enough.

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  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Also, out of curiousity afterwards, I checked on Episiotomy on wowarmory.. Yeah, several of them. A few rogues, which seems appropriate enough.

    I saw my wife get one of those with our first kid. Don't look it up if you don't already know. Trust me on this one.

    When I hit reply I really did have a terrible name to post that I saw in FFXI today... but I can't remember it now. I hate my memory.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dyvion wrote: »
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Also, out of curiousity afterwards, I checked on Episiotomy on wowarmory.. Yeah, several of them. A few rogues, which seems appropriate enough.

    I saw my wife get one of those with our first kid. Don't look it up if you don't already know. Trust me on this one.

    Man, I hate it when people do this. Telling me not to look it up just makes me more curious.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, you can look it up, just keep in mind that the Wikipedia article has a big diagram up at the top showing exactly where the incisions are made. It's not even hiding below a Page Down keypress.

    And don't GIS. Many many more diagrams there.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Meh, if you plan on having kids, may as well bite the bullet now.

    The more you understand what your mate will be going through, the more patient you are to her whims. Being woken up at 5am after going to bed at 3, and needing to be up in another 2 hours, just to go hunt down some pineapple coconut icecream for her.

    Sure, it sucks. But she'll go through worse.

    Edit:

    If you know what a perinium is, you'll understand the connection. It's an incision there.

    Yeah... D: Terrible name.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Droodius.

    Oh gee I wonder what class he is?

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  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Droodius.

    Oh gee I wonder what class he is?

    Obligatory, "Funny, she doesn't look Druish."

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Droodius.

    Oh gee I wonder what class he is?

    Paladin?

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When people say drood it bothers the fuck out of me. Hover over the god damned character and it spells it for you you lazy ass mother fuckers.

    A lot of people are using loose for lose and that also bothers the fuck out of me.

    Finally, 3 letter names like Zhn or Apq.

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  • AddaAdda LondonRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yesterday I came across the 70 orc hunter Charizard as well as the alliance guild <HORDEFUNERALGANKERZ>

    goodtimes!

    But I did like 'zombielol' the deathknight on the beta server.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bowen wrote: »
    When people say drood it bothers the fuck out of me. Hover over the god damned character and it spells it for you you lazy ass mother fuckers.

    It's not an accident or a typo, it's deliberately used as a derogatory term. Drood = noob.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    When people say drood it bothers the fuck out of me. Hover over the god damned character and it spells it for you you lazy ass mother fuckers.

    It's not an accident or a typo, it's deliberately used as a derogatory term. Drood = noob.

    Maybe on your server. On the two servers I played "Drood" wasn't used in that way, it was just another way of saying drood - most usually used by druids themselves. Different strokes/different folks

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    More like Drootards.

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Kalkino wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    When people say drood it bothers the fuck out of me. Hover over the god damned character and it spells it for you you lazy ass mother fuckers.

    It's not an accident or a typo, it's deliberately used as a derogatory term. Drood = noob.

    Maybe on your server. On the two servers I played "Drood" wasn't used in that way, it was just another way of saying drood - most usually used by druids themselves. Different strokes/different folks

    They've gotten to you.

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  • SegSeg Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    In a Battleground today I spotted <FatKidsAreHardToKidnap>

    Seg on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Also, out of curiousity afterwards, I checked on Episiotomy on wowarmory.. Yeah, several of them. A few rogues, which seems appropriate enough.

    I saw my wife get one of those with our first kid. Don't look it up if you don't already know. Trust me on this one.

    Man, I hate it when people do this. Telling me not to look it up just makes me more curious.

    I do not think the illustration was really necessary on the wikipedia page. *shudder*

    Vic on
  • EWomEWom Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Also, out of curiousity afterwards, I checked on Episiotomy on wowarmory.. Yeah, several of them. A few rogues, which seems appropriate enough.

    I saw my wife get one of those with our first kid. Don't look it up if you don't already know. Trust me on this one.

    Man, I hate it when people do this. Telling me not to look it up just makes me more curious.

    I do not think the illustration was really necessary on the wikipedia page. *shudder*

    Did you guys read the wiki? It basically says doctors use it to prevent all the exact problems the surgery causes. How the fuck does that work out? Hmm well to fix your broken leg, I think I'll hit it with this hammer for a bit, and see how that goes? Ahh.. I see, that's completely worse. Oh well go fuck yourself... oh and that'll be 10,000$.

    EWom on
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