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Terrible Names And Cool Names, The Second

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dyvion wrote: »
    And in the Season Finale the Night Elf DA gets a hardon for bringing the troll cop down and the dwarf/tauren team up and find some dirt on the DA so he has to leave the city in a hurry.

    We need a name for this show.

    I was thinking 'Stranglethorn Vice'

    Also PS I love you guys for running so far with it :)

    -edit-

    Spinoff - STV: Special Victims Unit

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    And in the Season Finale the Night Elf DA gets a hardon for bringing the troll cop down and the dwarf/tauren team up and find some dirt on the DA so he has to leave the city in a hurry.

    We need a name for this show.

    I was thinking 'Stranglethorn Vice'

    Also PS I love you guys for running so far with it :)

    -edit-

    Spinoff - STV: Special Victims Unit

    You got me with STV: Special Victims Unit, and i was also thinking Booty Bay Vice yesterday.

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Euphoriac wrote: »
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    And in the Season Finale the Night Elf DA gets a hardon for bringing the troll cop down and the dwarf/tauren team up and find some dirt on the DA so he has to leave the city in a hurry.

    We need a name for this show.

    I was thinking 'Stranglethorn Vice'

    Also PS I love you guys for running so far with it :)

    -edit-

    Spinoff - STV: Special Victims Unit

    You got me with STV: Special Victims Unit, and i was also thinking Booty Bay Vice yesterday.

    STV: Homicide.

    Gnomicide?

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    Euphoriac wrote: »
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    Dyvion wrote: »
    And in the Season Finale the Night Elf DA gets a hardon for bringing the troll cop down and the dwarf/tauren team up and find some dirt on the DA so he has to leave the city in a hurry.

    We need a name for this show.

    I was thinking 'Stranglethorn Vice'

    Also PS I love you guys for running so far with it :)

    -edit-

    Spinoff - STV: Special Victims Unit

    You got me with STV: Special Victims Unit, and i was also thinking Booty Bay Vice yesterday.

    STV: Homicide.

    Gnomicide?

    STV: Criminal Intent; aka people who want to murder Gnomes and Night Elves, aka STV: Everyone.

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  • JimboJimbo down underRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Continuing with the childbirth theme from a few pages ago, I got ganked in Zangarmarsh by Meconium.

    Classy

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  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gnomicide: Life in the Keep

    21 Jump-a-Tron Street

    SWPD Blue

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jimbo wrote: »
    Continuing with the childbirth theme from a few pages ago, I got ganked in Zangarmarsh by Meconium.

    Classy
    Why did the wikipedia article need pictures? Why?

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  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    815165 wrote: »
    Jimbo wrote: »
    Continuing with the childbirth theme from a few pages ago, I got ganked in Zangarmarsh by Meconium.

    Classy
    Why did the wikipedia article need pictures? Why?

    Seriously? A child birth reference and you go to WIKIPEDIA?!?! Dictionary.com people. Know it. Use it (for things you -don't- want pictures of).

    Bonus points: It even gives audio how how to properly pronounce it. Meconium

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  • FightTestFightTest Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ahahahaha, I almost went to wikipedia to look it up, then saw the comment about the pictures, then followed the dictionary.com link, and then proceeded to laugh at whoever went to wikipedia and saw pictures.

    It was a wonderful chain of events.

    (Reproduction is disgusting.)

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  • DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    FightTest wrote: »
    (Reproduction is beautiful.)

    Caveat: The results of reproduction are beautiful. I've got 3 wonderful children and a fourth on the way.

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  • 1ddqd1ddqd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am guilty of this.

    In the beta of LotR Online, I made a dwarf Guardian named Gumdrop.

    Not only that, but my friends and I made an entire Candy guild; there was Gingersnap, Jawbreaker, and Lollipop. Guess which was the Bard...

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    3. the milky sap of the unripe seed pods of the opium poppy; crude opium.

    Well that doesn't sound so bad, i wonder what that looks like, guess i'll go check it out on wiki... o_O :?

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I laugh at all the people who get grossed out by gross stuff.

    Then I saw a meconium...

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  • EuphoriacEuphoriac Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No worries here, if i saw 3, i saw 1 and 2...

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  • FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    1ddqd wrote: »
    I am guilty of this.

    In the beta of LotR Online, I made a dwarf Guardian named Gumdrop.

    Not only that, but my friends and I made an entire Candy guild; there was Gingersnap, Jawbreaker, and Lollipop. Guess which was the Bard...

    I had a guild comprised of different sweet foods: Cheesecake, Cookies, Milkshake, Sundae, etc.

    It was called <Just Desserts>

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Dyvion wrote: »
    FightTest wrote: »
    (Reproduction is beautiful.)

    Caveat: The results of reproduction are beautiful. I've got 3 wonderful children and a fourth on the way.

    Im so sorry

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    1ddqd wrote: »
    I am guilty of this.

    In the beta of LotR Online, I made a dwarf Guardian named Gumdrop.

    Not only that, but my friends and I made an entire Candy guild; there was Gingersnap, Jawbreaker, and Lollipop. Guess which was the Bard...

    When I was levelling my paladin, whenever I'd group (and pretty often when I was just hanging out in cities) people would ask me to join their guild. I got sick of it so I made my own guild to get people to stop bugging me.

    <Cottoncandy Consecration>

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I feel you. All the best guilds recruit by randomly inviting level 12 rogues in Org.

    Though on my priest I feel the opposite way, since I'm kind of stuck in a guild with a RL associate, who rarely plays and then only on his 70 to PVP. He wants everyone to be on vent, too :| though I've managed to dodge this with the "just moved into my apartment, mic has yet to show up" excuse.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    omg

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    this guy disserves some kind of special recognition for comming up with that. That is pure platinum.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knights Who Play Wii isn't a new thing at all.

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  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    omg

    this guy disserves some kind of special recognition for comming up with that. That is pure platinum.

    I think you "disserve" a "metal" for spelling.

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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One of the top raid priests on Perenolde got bored with raiding, so he quit his guild and formed his own: <Priest Trainer>.

    Edit: hmm, guess he started raiding again, but apparently he wasn't the only one with that idea.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    One of the top raid priests on Perenolde got bored with raiding, so he quit his guild and formed his own: <Priest Trainer>.

    Edit: hmm, guess he started raiding again, but apparently he wasn't the only one with that idea.

    Yeah, that's not exactly a new idea.

    End on
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  • Redcoat-13Redcoat-13 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    End wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    One of the top raid priests on Perenolde got bored with raiding, so he quit his guild and formed his own: <Priest Trainer>.

    Edit: hmm, guess he started raiding again, but apparently he wasn't the only one with that idea.

    Yeah, that's not exactly a new idea.

    Came across a similar guild name to that, when I was leaving the UC. Some alliance paladin was standing topside, in an attempt for people to click on him, thinking he was a trainer, whereupon they'd meet the nearby assist train.

    I put paid to that, by being awesome, and them being probably the worst hunter/rogue/druid/shaman gankers in the world.

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  • interceptintercept Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Redcoat-13 wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    One of the top raid priests on Perenolde got bored with raiding, so he quit his guild and formed his own: <Priest Trainer>.

    Edit: hmm, guess he started raiding again, but apparently he wasn't the only one with that idea.

    Yeah, that's not exactly a new idea.

    Came across a similar guild name to that, when I was leaving the UC. Some alliance paladin was standing topside, in an attempt for people to click on him, thinking he was a trainer, whereupon they'd meet the nearby assist train.

    I put paid to that, by being awesome, and them being probably the worst hunter/rogue/druid/shaman gankers in the world.

    This practice is almost as old as <Blinding Powder Vendor>, which itself is almost as old as dirt.

    Funniest guild name I've seen was <The Creepy Uncles> and their GM was an orc warrior named Bobsaget. Second was a guild in AoC called <Get Your Ass to Mars>. A good homage to 90s action movie one-liners, but the genius was in the choosing one that was good and not excessively overdone at the same time.

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    My alt and my alt guild. I am pretty proud that my guild is the only one named that in the entire game.

    For some reason though, it wont come up on armory.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My guild Vaguely Qualifed is the only one at the momment and has been for almost two years but then who would call thier guild that?

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  • GalielmusGalielmus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    omega71 wrote: »
    *pic snip for bandwidth*

    My alt and my alt guild. I am pretty proud that my guild is the only one named that in the entire game.

    For some reason though, it wont come up on armory.

    Does that qualify as a terrible name or a cool name? Or a mixture of both?
    Nice, regardless.

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    omega71 wrote: »
    *pic snip for bandwidth*

    My alt and my alt guild. I am pretty proud that my guild is the only one named that in the entire game.

    For some reason though, it wont come up on armory.
    Can I ask what font it is you're using there?

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    <Lincoln Wiped on Opera>

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  • Walrus PeteWalrus Pete Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    <Lincoln Wiped on Opera>

    That's beautiful.

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  • ColtColt .45 ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    <Lincoln Wiped on Opera>

    That is the best guild name I have ever seen.

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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    815165 wrote: »
    omega71 wrote: »
    *pic snip for bandwidth*

    My alt and my alt guild. I am pretty proud that my guild is the only one named that in the entire game.

    For some reason though, it wont come up on armory.
    Can I ask what font it is you're using there?

    I honestly do not know. It was in a pack of fonts and I set it that hella long ago and forgot all about it.

    Its been forever since I have changed my UI/fonts or anything like that.

    I am sorry.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    No mere bank tabs, but 3! Flaming bankTabs.

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  • xiearsxiears It isn't sexual Strictly confectionalRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'd rather join for the somking hot tabard.

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  • DkarrdeDkarrde Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Serving alternative-lifestyle dragons near you.

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  • ringswraithringswraith Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    SabreMau wrote: »
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    No mere bank tabs, but 3! Flaming bankTabs.

    They tease and cajole you into putting stuff in.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Saw this one some time ago on the daily island.
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    And this fucker was ironic on so many levels, need-rolling on caster rings and afk:ing on boss fights were just a few of the tricks on his repertoire.
    sdfsdfsdfpf2.jpg

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Panda4You wrote: »
    Saw this one some time ago on the daily island.
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    hahahaha

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