Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.
Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.
I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.
Anyone watch Rescue Me? When that one firefighter was banging a fat chick on the side, but would never commit to anything because she was beastly and all his firefighter friends would laugh at him?
Anyone watch Rescue Me? When that one firefighter was banging a fat chick on the side, but would never commit to anything because she was beastly and all his firefighter friends would laugh at him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that show.
But even though they laughed at him, he kept going back for more didnt he? Cause she put it on him. Real good.
Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.
Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.
I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.
Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.
Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.
I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.
did you just wish she was your mom
Maybe I was scared, and it was like calling for help kind of thing? My mother though is nothing to fantasize about. If she WAS a milf, well, that might be a different thing.
seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.
seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.
seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.
getting laid in college is like ultimate cheating
They're called "bad decisions" for a reason.
because people need to justify their actions to themselves the next day
I bet it's much more valid for gays and bisexuals to try to get as much as they can in college while people are still young and up for experimentation but for the heteros it really is better when you're out of college or at least have your own place that you pay for.
i'm starting to think that i'm a little too committed at seventeen
i've had two girlfriends. my old one lasted for a year and six months, and my current one is going on a fourteen months, although she'll probably break up with me while she's at college, despite her protests to the contrary
Posts
:^:
So you want a trophy wife/girl?
if i made that kind of money i would just build a sexbot
Hi, Mrs. X
I'm fucking your daughter right now.
Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.
The only thing I could think to do was yell "I'M NOT CRAZY ANYMORE!" and hang up.
I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.
Yeah.
boner-inducing
So, 15 years old, kinda slow but sexy and could only comfortably seat two? Guess that works.
Yeah.
I love that show.
But even though they laughed at him, he kept going back for more didnt he? Cause she put it on him. Real good.
did you just wish she was your mom
This is why I'm in favor of amnesty for illegal aliens.
no i mean old and cheap with terrible exhaust
no
no they don't
we can just let darwin do what he does best
Come to the USA and fuck our fatties?
Maybe I was scared, and it was like calling for help kind of thing? My mother though is nothing to fantasize about. If she WAS a milf, well, that might be a different thing.
Someone's gotta do it.
It doesn't matter how hot she is in college.
It matters how hot her mom is.
Unless you're rich, you're relegated to whatever your personality can attract in college.
Once you get out and you have a job it becomes a lot easier to good looking girls, at least in my experience.
Your not leaving yet are you? Im sure there is so much yet to come.
i dunno dude, the girls i've been with have gotten exponentially better since college
getting laid in college is like ultimate cheating
My friend's ex-wife is super-hot. Her daughter is about five years younger than I am. Man, that's tough, you know?
They're called "bad decisions" for a reason.
HOLY HELL
Oh yes. Yes indeed. A quick myspace search reveals pics of most of Ex's but none are fat, so they arent usefull here.
because people need to justify their actions to themselves the next day
I dont have any of my mother, but it would be like comparing apples to something not at all like an apple.
i've had two girlfriends. my old one lasted for a year and six months, and my current one is going on a fourteen months, although she'll probably break up with me while she's at college, despite her protests to the contrary
edit: bleep blorp