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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I don't want a Hot Carl

    I want a girl who won't inspire ridicule amongst friends and co workers.

    :^:

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I don't want a Hot Carl

    I want a girl who won't inspire ridicule amongst friends and co workers.

    So you want a trophy wife/girl?

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    Hell, I bet a lot of the people posting here are pretty awful in bed.

    i make up for most of my sexual inadequacies with my stunning personality

    also by bribing girls not to tell anyone

    Bribe them enough and suddenly all the girls will hear about how you're hung like a stallion and have stamina like a human perpetual motion machine.

    if i made that kind of money i would just build a sexbot

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    jesus jimmy, i thought you meant you called her mom on the phone or something

    jesus D:

    oh man

    that is totally hot

    Hi, Mrs. X

    I'm fucking your daughter right now.

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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.

    Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I called my dad by mistake one time when I was tripping.

    The only thing I could think to do was yell "I'M NOT CRAZY ANYMORE!" and hang up.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    OldSundown wrote: »
    Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.

    Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.

    I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anyone watch Rescue Me? When that one firefighter was banging a fat chick on the side, but would never commit to anything because she was beastly and all his firefighter friends would laugh at him?

    Yeah.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Hi, Mrs. X

    I'm fucking your daughter right now.

    boner-inducing

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.

    So, 15 years old, kinda slow but sexy and could only comfortably seat two? Guess that works.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Anyone watch Rescue Me? When that one firefighter was banging a fat chick on the side, but would never commit to anything because she was beastly and all his firefighter friends would laugh at him?

    Yeah.

    Yeah.

    I love that show.

    But even though they laughed at him, he kept going back for more didnt he? Cause she put it on him. Real good.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jimmy wrote: »
    OldSundown wrote: »
    Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.

    Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.

    I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.

    did you just wish she was your mom

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Somebody's gotta have sex with all these giant fatbeasts we've created here in the states.

    This is why I'm in favor of amnesty for illegal aliens.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    but your first sexual experience should be like your first car.

    So, 15 years old, kinda slow but sexy and could only comfortably seat two? Guess that works.

    no i mean old and cheap with terrible exhaust

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Somebody's gotta have sex with all these giant fatbeasts we've created here in the states.

    This is why I'm in favor of amnesty for illegal aliens.

    no

    no they don't

    we can just let darwin do what he does best

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Somebody's gotta have sex with all these giant fatbeasts we've created here in the states.

    This is why I'm in favor of amnesty for illegal aliens.

    Come to the USA and fuck our fatties?

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Jimmy wrote: »
    OldSundown wrote: »
    Did you think she was your mom? Because that would be grade A fucked up.

    Tell me you didn't, really. I don't care what's true.

    I wish I could tell that I did think it was. Because that could turn this whole thing epic. But in reality, Im was just a fucked up teenager and did fucked up things like that all the time.

    did you just wish she was your mom

    Maybe I was scared, and it was like calling for help kind of thing? My mother though is nothing to fantasize about. If she WAS a milf, well, that might be a different thing.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first time was kinda like my first car, I guess, in that after I stop riding around in it and someone else took it the damn thing broke.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I feel like I should try to pick a hot little number while I'm still in college, cause it seems like it's all downhill, from there.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Somebody's gotta have sex with all these giant fatbeasts we've created here in the states.

    This is why I'm in favor of amnesty for illegal aliens.

    Come to the USA and fuck our fatties?

    Someone's gotta do it.

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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This thread is full of such D:. I'm glad I could help it out.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I feel like I should try to pick a hot little number while I'm still in college, cause it seems like it's all downhill, from there.

    It doesn't matter how hot she is in college.

    It matters how hot her mom is.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My first girlfriend was like my first car in the sense that I spent tons of money on repairs only to have it explode for no reason a few months later.

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I feel like I should try to pick a hot little number while I'm still in college, cause it seems like it's all downhill, from there.

    Unless you're rich, you're relegated to whatever your personality can attract in college.

    Once you get out and you have a job it becomes a lot easier to good looking girls, at least in my experience.

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    OldSundown wrote: »
    This thread is full of such D:. I'm glad I could help it out.

    Your not leaving yet are you? Im sure there is so much yet to come.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I feel like I should try to pick a hot little number while I'm still in college, cause it seems like it's all downhill, from there.

    i dunno dude, the girls i've been with have gotten exponentially better since college

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    OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm in for the long haul Jimmy. This thread is going places.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.

    getting laid in college is like ultimate cheating

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I found a pic of Psycho Whore, three kids and 9yrs after:
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    I feel like I should try to pick a hot little number while I'm still in college, cause it seems like it's all downhill, from there.

    It doesn't matter how hot she is in college.

    It matters how hot her mom is.

    My friend's ex-wife is super-hot. Her daughter is about five years younger than I am. Man, that's tough, you know?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    there's a story behind this picture isn't there, someone tell me the page

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh man she has the crazy eyes

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.

    getting laid in college is like ultimate cheating

    They're called "bad decisions" for a reason.
    Jimmy wrote: »
    I found a pic of Psycho Whore, three kids and 9yrs after:
    1561077381_l.jpg

    HOLY HELL

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    oh man she has the crazy eyes

    Oh yes. Yes indeed. A quick myspace search reveals pics of most of Ex's but none are fat, so they arent usefull here.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    seriously everybody should just be a whore in college. you're surrounded by thousands of members of the opposite sex. almost all of them are within four years of you, and most of them like to go out and get totally wasted and make bad decisions.

    getting laid in college is like ultimate cheating

    They're called "bad decisions" for a reason.

    because people need to justify their actions to themselves the next day

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    now post a picture of your mom for comparison

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hahaha

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    JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    now post a picture of your mom for comparison

    I dont have any of my mother, but it would be like comparing apples to something not at all like an apple.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I bet it's much more valid for gays and bisexuals to try to get as much as they can in college while people are still young and up for experimentation but for the heteros it really is better when you're out of college or at least have your own place that you pay for.

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm starting to think that i'm a little too committed at seventeen

    i've had two girlfriends. my old one lasted for a year and six months, and my current one is going on a fourteen months, although she'll probably break up with me while she's at college, despite her protests to the contrary

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