I don't use any of that axe or touch any of those sprays. It's just diluted cologne.
I'd rather just use some dry Axe deodorant (touch smells great) with a couple spritzes of 'Victoria's Secret for men' cologne than spray that shit all over my clothes.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited July 2007
oh shit
I just clicked on the "fucking checkbook" one without realizing that my speakers were cranked way up
I'm at work
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edited July 2007
HOLY SHIT YOU DUMB SONS OF BITCHES, BUY MY FUCKING BOOK TO GET FREE GODDAMNED MONEY FROM THE BITCH-ASS GOVERNMENT!
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT, JUST LOOK AT MY FUCKING QUESTION MARK SUIT!
THOSE FUCKS IN THE PENTAGON WILL GIVE YOU ASS LOADS OF CASH TO WRITE A NOVEL OR SOME SHIT! I DON'T KNOW! JUST BUY THE FUCKING BOOK AND GET FREE FUCKING MONEY!
By far my favorite commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8
It's been around for a while, anyone who frequents the interwebs has probably seen it. Although I don't ever recall seeing it on TV, so I don't know if it ever aired/is real.
I found this one where you can actually hear the person on the other end of the call apparently he is complaining about his tiger tatoo? It makes a little more sense.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I remember when I was young, I use to LOVE those Tang commercials where some kid opens a fridge and theres a fucking chimpanzee in his fridge that pulls him into a case of tang and then they just go fucking crazy riding surfboards on Tang or practicing Karate. I mean, I never drank Tang, but those commercials made me want to.
Oh, and don't even get me started with those Collin's College bullshit commercials.
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edited July 2007
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
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edited July 2007
We have commercials out here for Remington College. The commercials are just text flying in and out with silhouettes of dancing people with light, almost hip-hop beats play in the background. Their slogan, "Get your skills on!"
We have commercials out here for Remington College. The commercials are just text flying in and out with silhouettes of dancing people with light, almost hip-hop beats play in the background. Their slogan, "Get your skills on!"
So if I join Remington College I can dance around to almost hip-hop beats and get my skills on?
I guess they tell people without skills to go fuck themselves. Speaking of skills.
I forgot what commercial it is, it might be just a local one, but it's some sort of loan company or school or someshit. Anyway, the commercial just has some guy paranoid talking. " I don't got a job, because I don't got any skills, I don't got any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I didn't have money, I didn't have money because I didn't have a job, I didn't have a job because I didn't have any skills, I didn't have any skills because I didn't go to school! (echo: didn't go to school, didn't go to school.)
I hate that commercial so much, I'm not gonna feel bad for that guy if he dropped out of fucking school and doesn't have skills. Really, that epiphany of "oh I'm fucked" is the most annoying commercial ever.
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He sounds like Senor Cardgage from Homestar Runner.
It's dead on.
holy christ.
Whoa, Whoa...Does he have the Terminator 2 cop in his store? Who gives a fuck if hes a nutjob, he has a furniture store with the COP FROM TERMINATOR 2 IN IT. I bet you now his store is filled with Master Chief, Bruce Campbell, and a life-size version of Optimus Prime standing outside in the front.
Comcast commericials, the kind they use to advertise and the kind they air for local businesses, are the worst offenders of that. It's worse when its 3 in the morning and I'm watching TV after not being able to sleep.
I like how babies can apparently be dropped off "at the cops or at a hospital" like a UPS package.
Ok, I'll bite.
This is racist.... why?
And some women are vehemently against abortion, and they think they can handle a child. When they get it home, they realize that maybe, oops, they're fucked.
Would you rather the kid gets left in a dumpster or a bathroom stall?
And I would think the place would help the woman by supporting her and teaching her how to be a mother when she has problems or is confused and only take the child as a last resort. The cops and hospitals probably contact them directly. I doubt every police station or hospital has an "Unwanted Baby" bin sitting on the sidewalk.
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I'd rather just use some dry Axe deodorant (touch smells great) with a couple spritzes of 'Victoria's Secret for men' cologne than spray that shit all over my clothes.
I laughed at this one, too. I'd love to have a wav of that play whenever I open quicken.
Get out your fuckin' iphone
I just clicked on the "fucking checkbook" one without realizing that my speakers were cranked way up
I'm at work
HOLY SHIT YOU DUMB SONS OF BITCHES, BUY MY FUCKING BOOK TO GET FREE GODDAMNED MONEY FROM THE BITCH-ASS GOVERNMENT!
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT, JUST LOOK AT MY FUCKING QUESTION MARK SUIT!
THOSE FUCKS IN THE PENTAGON WILL GIVE YOU ASS LOADS OF CASH TO WRITE A NOVEL OR SOME SHIT! I DON'T KNOW! JUST BUY THE FUCKING BOOK AND GET FREE FUCKING MONEY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8
It's been around for a while, anyone who frequents the interwebs has probably seen it. Although I don't ever recall seeing it on TV, so I don't know if it ever aired/is real.
I always think of Jordyn, just of the nightmare of "wave o' babies" happening to her.
Fuck those commercials.
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I found this one where you can actually hear the person on the other end of the call apparently he is complaining about his tiger tatoo? It makes a little more sense.
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Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQoeXBtPMw
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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can't youtube at work
Norton Furniture, this guy is a nutjob.
edit: here's some more, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=norton+furniture&search=
GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK *baby explodes*
It's dead on.
But onto some other commercials:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mV0pv1FuLyQ
"THATS WHY YOU GOT THE JOB!"
This isn't next one isn't a real commercial, but my god, it fucking should be.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tCPjXRaP9no
Oh, and don't even get me started with those Collin's College bullshit commercials.
So if I join Remington College I can dance around to almost hip-hop beats and get my skills on?
I guess they tell people without skills to go fuck themselves. Speaking of skills.
I forgot what commercial it is, it might be just a local one, but it's some sort of loan company or school or someshit. Anyway, the commercial just has some guy paranoid talking. " I don't got a job, because I don't got any skills, I don't got any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I didn't have money, I didn't have money because I didn't have a job, I didn't have a job because I didn't have any skills, I didn't have any skills because I didn't go to school! (echo: didn't go to school, didn't go to school.)
I hate that commercial so much, I'm not gonna feel bad for that guy if he dropped out of fucking school and doesn't have skills. Really, that epiphany of "oh I'm fucked" is the most annoying commercial ever.
Whoa, Whoa...Does he have the Terminator 2 cop in his store? Who gives a fuck if hes a nutjob, he has a furniture store with the COP FROM TERMINATOR 2 IN IT. I bet you now his store is filled with Master Chief, Bruce Campbell, and a life-size version of Optimus Prime standing outside in the front.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
That commercial makes me want to take my Playstation outside and shoot it.
Hahahah, yes, I'm still laughing at it
The second one was even better
I know what good is
AND THEN A COMMERCIAL WILL COME ON AND ABOUT BLOW MY HEARING OUT!
Isn't it illegal?
I guess not if they're doing it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdcE0AKi_JU
I am not sure how a credit card will stop a product from being faulty, but it's still funny.
They just haven't been caught yet.
That's fucking hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NRNQmtUAUg
I like how babies can apparently be dropped off "at the cops or at a hospital" like a UPS package.
Ok, I'll bite.
This is racist.... why?
And some women are vehemently against abortion, and they think they can handle a child. When they get it home, they realize that maybe, oops, they're fucked.
Would you rather the kid gets left in a dumpster or a bathroom stall?
And I would think the place would help the woman by supporting her and teaching her how to be a mother when she has problems or is confused and only take the child as a last resort. The cops and hospitals probably contact them directly. I doubt every police station or hospital has an "Unwanted Baby" bin sitting on the sidewalk.
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