If you understand exactly what it is i insinuate...

grug

.....eh eh?

Synthetic Orange

Not really.

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Wise_a

Riotcow copycat

grug

I don't have a band anymore, it sucked too much.

Tossrock

Man what

Knob

wink wink

nudge nudge


snm

grug

sodnomy

Synthetic Orange

I wish I could go back in time and change my post to

'...and I have sufficient grounds and evidence to come to the conclusion that you do.',

but that's a stupid waste of a wish.

Starfuck

you're so nasty
your vagina is registered with the EPA as a superfund site
you get what i'm sayin'?

Hunter

grug

like tay zonday eating an apple

Tossrock

You insinuate the golden spiral?

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Silmaril

What in the hell is this shit?

Guys?


What the fuck?

Knob

yo momma is so fat
that she eats because she is sad and has no self control and it is a vicious circle that will end with her attempting to hang herself with an extension cord only her immense girth will cause the cord to break and she will just collapse in a heap on the floor and blubber for awhile

also she smells like sweat and old milk all the time

grug

chocolate rain

did he ever explain what that meant

i had to stop listening

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Knob

(you should tell her to wash more thouroughly even though it is hard because there is a lot of surface area)

grug

my momma is so borderline diabetic

Hunter

grug wrote: »

my momma is so borderline diabetic

Keep feeding her sugar until her pancreas explodes.

Knob

you do not need a condom to fuck her unless you have a fifteen inch long hog

if you catch my meaning

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grug

hog dog

Knob

your mom is so fat that once i saw her take a waffle and wrap it around a whole stick of butter like some kinda taco and eat it

Knob

that's not really a joke, it's something i saw a guy's mom do once

grug

your mother is such a lovely woman that she got a tattoo on her upper arm of a happy dog giving wheat to a smaller dog

Hunter

Your momma is so fat, because she has a higher caloric intake then her metabolism uses to maintain body functions or she uses to perform physical tasks.

Silmaril

Your momma is so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.

Knob

that's a pretty cool tattoo

i bet that tattoo will be the new nautical star

Knob

or those birds

people who have nautical star tattoos usually have one of those birds



also probably a pair of cherries

Brainleech

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

I wish I could go back in time and change my post to

'...and I have sufficient grounds and evidence to come to the conclusion that you do.',

but that's a stupid waste of a wish.

I would go back in time about 15 years and beat the shit out of myself then go forward about 7 years and do it again to make sure I remembered not to do that ever again


Your mom is so fat that her gravitional pull is why the tide rolls in
Your mom is so fat in that the folds of fat now touch the ground from the various chairs and beds she has broken

Hunter

Your momma is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her

grug

your mother is so fat that she has to buy her clothes from larger womens stores

can't sit next to her on the bus

children giggle

people at sizzler make jokes

Knob

you know the birds i'm talking about?

grug

tattoos tattoos abloo-bloo more skulls come back

Knob

they usually get tattooed on collarbones or hipbones

and there's usually two of them

grug

yeah dude, they're bluebirds i believe

Knob

you know about those birds, grug?

i bet you do

Knob

mark my words, a tattoo of a dog giving wheat to a smaller dog is going to be the new those birds

Hunter

I'm waiting to see a girl with a bulls-eye tattooed on her lower back. Let's face it, that's what it's used for anyway.