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[Phalla]Democratic File System: And The Winner Is...

thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Critical Failures
Mac:~ Phalla$ sudo virus
Password:
standard timeslicing quantum is 10000 us
vm_page_bootstrap: 381425 free pages
mig_table_max_displ = 70
99 prelinked modules
Copyright (c) 1982, 1986, 1989, 1991, 1993
The Regents of the University of California. All rights reserved.

using 3932 buffer headers and 3932 cluster IO buffer headers
IOPCCard info: Intel PCIC probe: TI 1510 rev 00
IOI2CController::clientReadI2C cmd key:1017, B:1, A:b0 S:24, L:1, M:3 status:0xe00002ed
-IOI2CController::clientReadI2C status = 0xe00002ed
AMS::readBytes ERROR: failed to read from I2C
AMS::freeFallIntHandler ERROR: failed to read the byte
IOI2CController::clientWriteI2C cmd key:1019, B:1, A:b0 S:24, L:1, M:2 status:0xe00002ed
-IOI2CController::clientWriteI2C status = 0xe00002ed
AMS::writeBytes ERROR: failed to write to I2C
AMS::clearInterrupt ERROR: failed to write the bytes, retval = 0xe00002ed
AMS::freeFallIntHandler ERROR: failed to clear the interrupt, retval = 0xe00002ed
IOI2CController::clientReadI2C cmd key:101b, B:1, A:b0 S:0, L:1, M:3 status:0xe00002ed
-IOI2CController::clientReadI2C status = 0xe00002ed
AMS::readBytes ERROR: failed to read from I2C
AMS::checkResult ERROR: failed to read the bytes
AMS::writeCommand ERROR: failed to check the result code
AMS::startApp ERROR: failed to send kStartAppComm
AMS::start ERROR: startApp failed
FireWire (OHCI) Apple ID 31 built-in now active, GUID 001124ff fe7375f0; max speed s800.
CSRHIDTransitionDriver::probe:
CSRHIDTransitionDriver::start before command
Security auditing service present
BSM auditing present
disabled
rooting via boot-uuid from /chosen: AB94D5B0-4470-3588-8CB0-7B78B5448B53
Waiting on <dict ID="0"><key>IOProviderClass</key><string ID="1">IOResources</string><key>IOResourceMatch</key><string ID="2">boot-uuid-media</string></dict>
Got boot device = IOService:/MacRISC2PE/[email protected]/AppleMacRiscPCI/[email protected]/AppleKauaiATA/[email protected]/IOATABlockStorageDriver/IOATABlockStorageDevice/IOBlockStorageDriver/Hitachi HTS541080G9AT00 Media/IOApplePartitionScheme/[email protected]
BSD root: disk0s3, major 14, minor 2
CSRHIDTransitionDriver::stop
IOBluetoothHCIController::start Idle Timer Stopped
Jettisoning kernel linker.
Resetting IOCatalogue.
Matching service count = 0
Matching service count = 1
Matching service count = 1
Matching service count = 1
Matching service count = 1
Matching service count = 1
PRAM: BootBeepVolume property set to 1.
IPv6 packet filtering initialized, default to accept, logging disabled
UniNEnet: Ethernet address 00:11:24:73:75:f0
AirPortPCI_MM: Ethernet address 00:11:24:2d:97:48
[HCIController][setupHardware] AFH Is Supported
ATY,Jasper_A: vram [b8000000:04000000]
ATY,Jasper_B: vram [b8000000:04000000]
AirPort: Link Active: "wireless" - 00904b0cae8a - chan 6
PRAM: BootBeepVolume property set to 1.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    USBF: 204. 65 AppleUSBOHCI[0x2757000] Processing WDH before suspending
    AirPort:
    Untitled-1.gif
    Unidentified error (-1)
    Unidentified error (-1)
    Unidentified error (-1)
    Unidentified error (-1)
    Unidentified error (-1)
    Unidentified error (-1)
    System starting antivirus sweep..............
    System loading DFS..............
    DFS: Malware found in /Phalla/temp
    DFS: /Phalla/temp quarantined.
    DFS: Starting antivirus protocol 153.
    DFS: ********************************PROTOCOL 153********************************
    DFS: There are 12 files in /Phalla/temp that must be deleted to end protocol 153
    DFS: All files are allowed to vote to delete a file. To vote, they must publically vote: someone. Ties either delete one file at random, delete all files, or delete all uncorrupted files.
    DFS: All files are being monitored. To run, they must publically target: someone
    DFS: These can be retracted and then changed by using !retract someone or !retract someone.
    DFS: Some files may have hidden powers which cannot be publically monitored, and which can have different targets from their public runtime.
    DFS: There may be none, any or all of the following: seers, guardians, vigilantes, thralls, masons, items, millers, death millers, power stealing, power destruction, power redirection.
    DFS: There is no conversion, resurrection, or randomness, and every rule (except the order of powers) is known by at least one program.
    DFS: See the wiki article and previous games for examples and explanations, or message the system operator with any questions.
    DFS: Files remaining in /Phalla/temp
    03/22/2007  12:07 PM            <DIR>  .
    03/22/2007  12:07 PM            <DIR>  ..
    03/13/2007  02:31 PM         1,130,523 [COLOR="DarkOrange"]DevoutlyApathetic[/COLOR]
    03/11/2007  12:45 PM         2,597,026 Infidel
    03/13/2007  02:33 PM         1,129,553 Grundlterror
                  3 File(s)     13,888,898 bytes
                   2 Dir(s)  12,705,067,008 bytes free
    

    Deleted files:
      • Shamus (malware detected)
      • precisionk
      • tuxkamen (malware detected)
      • Drez
      • Fembot
      • Senior Fish (malware detected)
      • Buzz Buzz
      • Niceguy Myeye
      • Squashua (malware detected)
      • cj iwakura (malware detected)
      • Defunker
      • Lignisse (malware detected)
      • Skulk (malware detected)
      • jdarksun
      • Elbonian Man (malware detected)
      • neville (malware detected)
      • laikal
      • Variable (malware detected)
      • B:L
      • FunkyWaltDogg
      • life3
      • Gnasty
      • cheez
      • visiblehowl (malware detected!)
      • tofu (malware detected)
      • frandelgearslip
      • robothero
      • Vic (malware detected)
      • DËTHKÖK
      • TehSpectre
      • the wook
      • DamnedLibrarian
      • giltanis
      • Threelemmings
      • Zerinan (malware detected!)
      • Bliss 101 (malware detected!)
      • Plutonium


    DFS: Known Public Runtimes
    • Write Access Denial: Protects self from being deleted by target file's group's private runtime. (clarified)
    • Sweeper: Query whether or not target is malware.
    • Runtime Suppressor: Temporarily shuts down target's public runtime the cycle you use it. (clarified)
    • Filename Swapper: If target file is to be deleted, this file is deleted instead.
    • System Deletion Protocol: If this file is deleted, target is deleted as well.
    • Runtime Redirector: Target's public runtime protocol is run on this file, instead.
    • Public Runtime Logger: Query target's public runtime program.

    Miscellaneous Rules:
    • Please don't take screenshots of PMs or use anonymous means of communication.
    • Please don't quote any PM from me, except for your role PM.
    • Don't forward PMs you are sending to the narrator to other people.
    • If you start a temporary board for a group, send me the URL so I can keep an eye on you.
    • Once you are deleted, you are deleted. There will be no dead thread. You can make one “aw, shucks” post, if you wish.
    • Please, if you are going to stop playing, tell me before disappearing, and I will try to replace you.
    • Please send everything before 11 PM EDT. Anything with a time after 10:59 PM is a command for the next day.
    • Don't be inactive. I will be actively punishing people who don't post enough, unless you PM me with a good excuse.
    • Please be crafty.
    • Please make up roles.
    • Please have fun!

    Clarifications
    • One. Private runtimes and public runtimes can have two different targets, if you have both.
    • Two. The first day ends at 11 PM EDT on Saturday.
    • Three. The sizes and dates on the player list don't mean anything.
    • Four. Unless your role PM says you are a Virus, your objective is to delete the 12 malware files.
    • Five. Every file has a public runtime, including Virii.
    • Six. There are some public runtimes not listed in the OP. Some public runtimes are run by multiple files.
    • Seven. Every single file has a public runtime. Targets for this power are publically chosen in this thread, but most of the results will not be public.
    • Eight. You don't have to use your public power every cycle.
    • Nine. Everything not bolded in a narration is flavor text. (This post is not a narration.)

    Cycle 1.M
    Cycle 2.E
    Cycle 3.S
    Cycle 4.U
    Cycle 5.R
    Cycle 6.I
    Cycle 7.V
    Cycle 8
    Cycle 9
    Cycle 10
    Cycle 11 (includes full game rules)

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cd Vic\porn
    dir

    Drez on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    vote: Shamus

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L is quite a big file there...

    !vote B:L

    Grundlterror on
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  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Well just color me EXCITED

    Hurrah for bandwagons!

    Vote: Shamus

    Defunker on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    So is everyone supposed to get a role PM? The text was a bit fuzzy.

    Defunker on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ¡Allá! ¡Consígalo! ¡Mierda! !Shamus

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    vote: neville for being from the future

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defunker wrote: »
    So is everyone supposed to get a role PM? The text was a bit fuzzy.

    neville on
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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Currently sending out role PMs.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    B:L is quite a big file there...
    I'd worry more about you ignoring the larger Vic file. Must be a malfunctioning search protocol.

    vote: grundlterror

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Guys, you know what?

    I hate Shamus.

    !retract B:L
    !vote Shamus

    Edit: @ BL I noticed it, I ignored it though... voting for you is much more rewarding :^:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fish, the Spanish, please, no. :/

    Drez on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    vote: neville for being from the future

    Classified%20Time%20Travel.jpg

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah seriously, at least post a translation.

    edit - that pic is awesome

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  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Does 12 bad guys in 40 people strike anybody as a lot?

    Also I doubt file size means anything, but maybe to see we should vote off the biggest and smallest file sizes to be sure. With that in mind !vote: Cheez

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Last game there were 8 out of 40 people bad and none were found until the last day... 8-)

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bien, pararé con el español. Fijaré una traducción de lo que, aunque.
    Alright, I'll stop with the spanish. I'll post a translation of whatever, though.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I decree that from now on those values are known as our Phalla size.

    Threelemmings on
  • DefunkerDefunker Registered User
    edited July 2007
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L is quite a big file there...
    I'd worry more about you ignoring the larger Vic file. Must be a malfunctioning search protocol.

    vote: grundlterror

    Strong logic.

    retract: Shamus

    vote: grundlterror

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I decree that from now on those values are known as our Phalla size.

    not that size matters?
    :winky:

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    OP flavor text would never point at a bad guy right off the bat. The filesizes are almost definitely irrelevant.

    Of course there are multiple files of the same size... 704 bytes each. Hmm.

    Drez on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Defunker wrote: »
    B:L wrote: »
    B:L is quite a big file there...
    I'd worry more about you ignoring the larger Vic file. Must be a malfunctioning search protocol.

    vote: grundlterror

    Strong logic.

    retract: Shamus

    vote: grundlterror
    B:L is quite a big file there...

    !vote B:L

    I said quite a big file there... not hey B:L is the biggest file lets get him.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    So confused. I'm not even entirely sure what my role means. Ah well.

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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !vote for cheez

    Let's pick on the little guy.

    tofu on
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    OP flavor text would never point at a bad guy right off the bat. The filesizes are almost definitely irrelevant.

    Of course there are multiple files of the same size... 704 bytes each. Hmm.

    I would guess Phalla size indicates the diverse public powers we have.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tofu wrote: »
    !vote for cheez

    Let's pick on the little guy.

    404: cheez not found

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Gnasty <3

    Shamus on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    OP flavor text would never point at a bad guy right off the bat. The filesizes are almost definitely irrelevant.

    Of course there are multiple files of the same size... 704 bytes each. Hmm.

    I wonder though.
    Typically some virii will change the filesizes (or dates/etc) of files to hide themselves.
    So who knows if we can trust much of the dir info

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarification: Voting ends tonight?

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Clarifications
    • One. Private runtimes and public runtimes can have two different targets, if you have both.
    • Two. The first day ends at 11 PM EDT on Saturday.
    • Three. The sizes and dates on the player list don't mean anything.

    If anybody hasn't received a role PM, please PM me. Good luck!

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fdisk

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm the smallest file! Nobody pay any attention to me; I'll just sit here in the corner dreaming of one day becoming a kilobyte.

    cheez on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    vote: Fembot

    She helped me out a lot in the SE++ Phalla so I figure I should vote her off in this one. My mother always taught me "no good deed ever goes unpunished."

    But, seriously, I'm just throwing it there for now because Squashua's basically the only person I feel like voting for, but if I do that I'll just hear abloo abloo abloo for the next five days.

    Drez on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    !vote for cheez

    Let's pick on the little guy.

    404: cheez not found

    You already win.

    cheez on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez is totally just copying my 'vote off files from the future' strategy

    the wook on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's a lot of free space. We can still get like 80 more players.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    Drez is totally just copying my 'vote off files from the future' strategy

    Or maybe you copied your strategy onto me without my knowledge or will, virus.

    Drez on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    There's a lot of free space. We can still get like 80 more players.

    more like 800

    or 8000000 if they're all cheez

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Drez is totally just copying my 'vote off files from the future' strategy

    Or maybe you copied your strategy onto me without my knowledge or will, virus.

    touché

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