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[Phalla]Democratic File System: And The Winner Is...

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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Vote Tofu
    !Target Vic

    giltanis on
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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vic wrote: »
    If you aren't evil you want everyone that we bandwagon to be evil since we don't have any kills at our disposal. If you are a villager why would you vote for someone, at this point in time, hoping they will be good when you have said you don't have a worthwhile power in the first place?

    It's not like I was pointing out some huge point that definitely proved that you were malware. I was trying to get a reaction out of you. And I also realize that you probably didn't mean that you really hoped we kill a good guy... because that would be pretty dumb when you're trying to blend in with all the non-malware files :P

    Firstly, I doubt my vote will matter at this point. Secondly, I reason like this: If Tofu turns out to be malware, then that is good for the village, but I get killed off (unless someone seers me, and outs themselves to the group. Fucking likely). If Tofu turns out to be innocent, then at least I won't get bandwagoned by you guys because you took my post about Infidel being untrustworthy as me defending Tofu.

    Thirdly, this is my second phalla ever, and while I recognize that I am not very important, I'm ME! Of course I want to bloody live! I do not want to live if that puts the village in danger though, which is why I shifted my vote to tofu in the first place.

    Only bad guys want to live until the end of the game, duh.

    tofu on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vic wrote: »
    If you aren't evil you want everyone that we bandwagon to be evil since we don't have any kills at our disposal. If you are a villager why would you vote for someone, at this point in time, hoping they will be good when you have said you don't have a worthwhile power in the first place?

    It's not like I was pointing out some huge point that definitely proved that you were malware. I was trying to get a reaction out of you. And I also realize that you probably didn't mean that you really hoped we kill a good guy... because that would be pretty dumb when you're trying to blend in with all the non-malware files :P

    Firstly, I doubt my vote will matter at this point. Secondly, I reason like this: If Tofu turns out to be malware, then that is good for the village, but I get killed off (unless someone seers me, and outs themselves to the group. Fucking likely). If Tofu turns out to be innocent, then at least I won't get bandwagoned by you guys because you took my post about Infidel being untrustworthy as me defending Tofu.

    Thirdly, this is my second phalla ever, and while I recognize that I am not very important, I'm ME! Of course I want to bloody live! I do not want to live if that puts the village in danger though, which is why I shifted my vote to tofu in the first place.

    You do realize that so far I'm the only one behind this plan... I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself :P

    Grundlterror on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think you just got giltanis on your side too!

    Well, two can play this game!

    !target Giltanis

    Vic on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You aren't helping yourself Vic. D:

    P10 on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You aren't helping yourself Vic. D:

    My targeting power is not fatal, which has been proven by my several earlier uses of it. It's just not that bloody useful. I was just trying to lighten up the thread, after Grundl's relentless hounding.

    I am still far from convinced that tofu is a bad guy, and even if he is that's something I'll have to deal with tomorrow.

    Vic on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It really came off as defensive, 'tis all, Vic.

    P10 on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sarcasm on the internets...

    Vic on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Alrighty, so I think I'll toss out a vote for tofu. Bandwagon, AWAY!

    Edit: I'm trying to invent a way to allow sarcasm to actually work on the internet, but so far it's just been failure.

    Zerinan on
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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Not really certain what to think at the moment. Guess I'll throw a vote in.
    Vote: Tofu

    I really don't think Tofu is malware, but I don't have any better targets.

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !retract Plutonium
    !target Vic


    !vote Tofu


    I buy the arguments... mostly. I haven't really been on the bandwagons lately so I need at least one chance to ride with everyone else! It'll be fun!

    I'll bring cider.

    Threelemmings on
  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vic wrote: »
    I think you just got giltanis on your side too!

    Well, two can play this game!

    !target Giltanis

    Three can play this game!

    !retract threelemmings
    !target vic

    frandelgearslip on
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    target: frandlegearslip

    tofu on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DMS: cycle 7.V commencing
    DMS: verbose mode off
    DMS: file removed: tofu (malware detected!)
    DMS: file removed: frandelgearslip
    DMS: file removed: robothero
    DMS: verbose mode on.
    DMS: System has detected too many widgets. System has deleted that stupid one with the eyes which really creeps System out.

    thorgot on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    rad

    the wook on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, we were right about Tofu :)

    Grundlterror on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Huzzah. So.....does that mean we kill Vic?

    P10 on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    o0o0o00o0o0o

    what a successful hunch.

    oo0o0oooo0o0o0o0o

    Unknown User on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I... I think it does. The last thing that Tofu did was suppress frandel's supression against Vic. I seered tofu last night.

    !vote vic

    Grundlterror on
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  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Awesome, so... I guess there were Death Millers in the other days, because we would have won already, right? Hmm... well, it's at least good that there is one less evil dude out there.

    Edit: Ok, so vic is going down? I can go with that. So I'll vote Vic to be deleted

    Zerinan on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tofu's runtime took frandel with him, robothero was the malware kill, to me anyways.

    Possibly one more to go? Bah, what about Bliss...

    Infidel on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !vote vic

    the wook on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    In light of Grundl's info, !I'll be the largest file around here, Vic

    Infidel on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !vote Vic
    So, wait, is Grundl our seer or our logger?

    P10 on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I meant logged, sorry.

    If I had seered him we would have been more sure about it :P

    Grundlterror on
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  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !vic vic vic vic

    Threelemmings on
  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All Vics must Die!!! !Vote

    giltanis on
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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sigh... now just to wait 24 hours. D:

    Grundlterror on
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  • giltanisgiltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just for Kicks and since someone might have logged me anyway my public power is the one that redirects my targets power against myself. Also 'cause we don't have much to talk about ;)

    giltanis on
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  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Vote: Vic
    Woohoo Bandwagon baby! Vic's going down like Voldemort against Potter.

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Vote: Vic
    Woohoo Bandwagon baby! Vic's going down like Voldemort against Potter.

    SPOILER ALERT:
    Bandwagon kills Dumbledore

    Threelemmings on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Vote Vic

    !Target The Wook

    We're on the home stretch!

    TehSpectre on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Vic will burn

    Plutonium on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Death to Vic!

    DA very tired. DA talk more tomorrow.
    (DA is pitch playing miracle worker.)

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Woo! Jump on the bandwagon!

    I hope I at least learned something from this game, even though I am decidedly horrible at it. Lessons:

    Never try to make people think. This draws attention to you.

    Never try to stand in the way of a bandwagon. This draws attention to you.

    Always point fingers instead of trying to make counterarguments. Counterarguments draw attention to you.

    Attention= You are malware (apparently).


    And finally, don't try to argue when you are already in a bad mood. Grundlterror played me, as someone put it in last phalla, "Like a fiddle". If you are malware, bravo.
    !target Grundlterror
    !vote Vic

    Vic on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Voting for yourself is never a valid strategy.

    Tsk.

    TehSpectre on
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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    What can say, I just told you I am horrible at this game.

    ...

    Anyone want to play rock paper scissors? I'm bored.

    Vic on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That is just a cop out.

    Now that we know you're Malware, care to tell us who (if any) the other Malware are?

    My guess is The Wook.

    Tell me your secrets!

    TehSpectre on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    That is just a cop out.

    Now that we know you're Malware, care to tell us who (if any) the other Malware are?

    My guess is The Wook.

    Tell me your secrets!

    Nice try Zarflax

    the wook on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    That is just a cop out.

    Now that we know you're Malware, care to tell us who (if any) the other Malware are?

    My guess is The Wook.

    Tell me your secrets!

    Nice try Zarflax
    I'm on to you.

    TehSpectre on
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