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[Phalla]Democratic File System: And The Winner Is...

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you have 'robothero-1' on there twice

    the wook on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2007
    i never voted for grundlterror

    Unknown User on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm game!

    Target Drez

    Vic on
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    you have 'robothero-1' on there twice

    Thanks, should be fixed now.

    Skulk on
  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, hell, I hate to kill people this early. I guess shamus is as good a choice as any.

    Shamus

    Vic on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meh I certainly wasn't volunteering. You guys don't want to accidentally lose me on day one, do ya?

    Drez on
  • DamnedLibrarianDamnedLibrarian Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I'm down with this.
    !retract: PrecisionK
    target: Drez

    DamnedLibrarian on
  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Meh I certainly wasn't volunteering. You guys don't want to accidentally lose me on day one, do ya?

    I know I don't. I'd try to dissuade them if I thought it would do any good.

    FunkyWaltDogg on
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  • Elbonian ManElbonian Man Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Meh I certainly wasn't volunteering. You guys don't want to accidentally lose me on day one, do ya?

    I doubt it'll be accidental. That said, even if you want to kill me, I don't want to kill you, at least for now. You're a proven player and it'd suck to lose you already.

    I !target DevoutlyApathetic and !vote for Shamus.

    Elbonian Man on
    For the price of one of my novels (Hardback, historical/alternative historical/dinosaurs) I can get 2 or 3 Manga for the price of my book. I think its about what you can afford and stuff.
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, this bandwagon a single person with runtimes is a bad idea.

    One, it wastes seerings, and in fact makes our seers easier to find, since they're probably unlikely to hop on the bandwagon.

    Two, it has the potential to backfire immensely. Clarification: If multiple filename swappers target the same person, and that person is killed, are all the filename swappers killed? Or just one at random?

    So let's go ahead and not do this, okay?

    Buzz Buzz on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Meh I certainly wasn't volunteering. You guys don't want to accidentally lose me on day one, do ya?

    I doubt it'll be accidental. That said, even if you want to kill me, I don't want to kill you, at least for now. You're a proven player and it'd suck to lose you already.

    I !target DevoutlyApathetic and !vote for Shamus.

    Thank you.

    And I don't want you to die, I was just being funny. I don't support nonsensical Day One bandwagons, and I personally have nothing but <3 for Shamus after the Vampire Phalla so I won't be supporting that one.

    Drez on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !vote robothero, giving Shamus a chance.

    cj iwakura on
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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited July 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I was gonna post something fancy but... maybe next time.

    !vote plutonium
    !target robothero


    Since people are still targeting Shamus for what happened in a game where Plutonium was the real villain, I thought this would be appropriate.

    As for robothero, I'm curious as to what will happen with the executable in second place. Poking at it with a stick always works.
    Plutonium died day one last Phalla. And I am voting for Shamus because he has tried to kill me for the past few games.

    Gnasty on
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  • Elbonian ManElbonian Man Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I was a little freaked because I thought it might actually stick since people that weren't in some of the earlier Phallas wouldn't be aware of the METSILUC thing.

    Elbonian Man on
    For the price of one of my novels (Hardback, historical/alternative historical/dinosaurs) I can get 2 or 3 Manga for the price of my book. I think its about what you can afford and stuff.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Haha. Nah, no worries. Nobody should listen to me on Day One anyway. I'm apparently already leading in posts and I don't know how, I'm trying to not be so boisterous this time. Looks like I can't help myself.

    Drez on
  • Elbonian ManElbonian Man Registered User
    edited July 2007
    If k wakes up from his nap or whatever's keeping him, I'm sure he'll be glad to take over.

    Elbonian Man on
    For the price of one of my novels (Hardback, historical/alternative historical/dinosaurs) I can get 2 or 3 Manga for the price of my book. I think its about what you can afford and stuff.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    who is k?

    Drez on
  • Elbonian ManElbonian Man Registered User
    edited July 2007
    precisionk

    Elbonian Man on
    For the price of one of my novels (Hardback, historical/alternative historical/dinosaurs) I can get 2 or 3 Manga for the price of my book. I think its about what you can afford and stuff.
  • frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yes there has not been enough mindfucking lately precisionk needs to redress that flaw.

    !retract robothero

    frandelgearslip on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    precisionk only posts when it's an opportune moment for craziness.

    Drez on
  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Man, I've only posted once? Let's fix that.

    Fembot on
  • LignisseLignisse Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Indeed, those scoundrels! They should be flogged
    I am not a scoundrel, and I do not wish to be flogged. ;-)
    It's just typical first day laziness. Nobody's actually done anything or said anything particularly suspicious, and I don't do grudges. So I'm voting for somebody noone else is (precisionk) and I'm targeting DA because, hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    I'll be more active once I have more info to work with, no worries.

    Lignisse on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    I was gonna post something fancy but... maybe next time.

    !vote plutonium
    !target robothero

    Since people are still targeting Shamus for what happened in a game where Plutonium was the real villain, I thought this would be appropriate.

    As for robothero, I'm curious as to what will happen with the executable in second place. Poking at it with a stick always works.

    To be fair, You were the real villain. I was just the villain to your villain.

    Plutonium on
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Since i'm getting a bit worried about the number of actions on Drez, i'm going to retract Drez and target Gnasty

    Skulk on
  • Buzz BuzzBuzz Buzz Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Well, I'm heading out until after vote close. So, time to cast the vote.

    vote: Drez

    I know his idea was mostly in jest, but it was still a really lousy idea in my opinion. We have to be quite careful with how we handle our powers in this game simply because of the vast amount of information about our usually hidden activities that the baddies will get.

    I'm going to recommend that everyone use their powers tonight. Those who avoid using their power send a certain image to the baddies and eliminate possible seers in the eyes of the baddies. It's certainly risky for some people to use their runtime, but I think that risk is outweighed by the additional protection it'll afford our seers.

    So, on that note, I'll target: Vic.

    Buzz Buzz on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No, it was entirely in jest, and you knew that, so your vote for me is rather suspicious. It would be impossible for the entire filesystem to publicly target one file: (a) there are almost 10 inactives on this first day and (b) the person being targeted wouldn't vote for himself. It was a fairly obvious joke and I don't expect anyone to have taken it seriously. It was an absolutely lousy idea.

    But I figure you're trying to goad me into an argument or something, so I'll just !retract my meaningless vote for Elbonian Man and vote for an actual suspicion now - !vote Buzz Buzz - and saunter off.

    Drez on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    [email protected]:/Phalla/temp$ cksum jdarksun
    3871260945 7956 jdarksun
    [email protected]:/Phalla/temp$ grep -c 3871260945 /Phalla/certified-files
    0
    [email protected]:/Phalla/temp$ dfs-flag jdarksun
    DFS: jdarksun has been flagged for deletion.
    [email protected]:/Phalla/temp$ dfs-target Fembot

    Infidel on
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  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fembot wrote: »
    Man, I've only posted once? Let's fix that.
    Yes, let's.

    !retract cheez

    vote: fembot


    target: Drez

    tofu on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    And now I am out for a social, good night.

    [email protected]:/Phalla/temp$ logout

    Infidel on
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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I expect that's due in large part to this being a weekend.

    Pshaw.
    Variable - 1
    Lignisse - 1
    precisionk - 1
    life3 - 1
    Fembot - 1
    Lord Malory - 1
    jdarksun - 0
    Infidel - 0
    Squashua - 0
    ElbonianMan - 0

    Like Squashua has anything better to do. Or Variable. I mean he lives in New Jersey; basically the only thing he can do is go to the local mall.

    you know, I'd resent that, but I was at the mall earlier... so I guess you win this time.

    getting ready to cast my delete vote, and then I probably won't be back until around midnight. but I'll be happy as hell to talk it up around then :). I rarely have much to say, especially before the first narration.

    edit - GREAT avatar, tofu.

    also, !vote Buzz Buzz

    Variable on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I !Vote Robothero

    Would say more, but dinner to prepare.
    Besides, then I'll give away all of my mystique.

    neville on
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  • ThreelemmingsThreelemmings Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !retract Funkywaltdog
    !target Tehspectre

    Threelemmings on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I retract Lignisse and vote for Drez, because 27 is a dreadful number

    P10 on
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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    retract: Drez
    target: Lignisse

    vote: Shamus

    Vote count as of my vote (based on Skulk's last post):
    Shamus-8 (Gnasty, Senior Fish, Grundlterror, B:L, Shamus, Vic, Elbonian Man, cheez)
    robothero-5 (frandelgearslip, Niceguy Myeye, giltanis, cj iwakura, neville)
    grundlterror-2 (Defunker, Skulk)
    precisionk-2 (Lignisse, Bliss 101)
    Vic-2 (FunkyWaltDogg, precisionk)
    Drez-4 (Threelemmings, laikal, Buzz Buzz, Dethkok)
    B:L-1 (DevoutlyApathetic)
    Fembot-1 (tofu)
    DevoutlyApathetic-1 (Plutonium)
    Squashua-1 (visiblehowl)
    laikal-1 (TehSpectre)
    DamnedLibrarian-1 (the wook)
    FunkyWaltDog-1 (DamnedLibrarian)
    frandelgearslip-1 (robothero)
    Buzz Buzz-2 (Drez, Variable)
    jdarksun-1 (Infidel)
    Infidel-1 (jdarksun)

    cheez on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    C:\Phalla\temp> vote "Lady Eri", "Rygar", "Squashua"

    Searching...

    ERROR: FILE "LADY ERI" NOT FOUND
    ERROR: FILE "RYGAR" NOT FOUND

    Voting...

    !delete Squashua.exe

    Oh, fuck you and your first day grudge bullshit already, VH.

    !rm precisionk

    Squashua on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    To be fair, holding grudges seems to be a popular pasttime...

    cj iwakura on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    To be fair, holding grudges seems to be a popular pasttime...
    You should have seen the grudge Cecil had with me.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We built this city on grudges and bandwagons, you know.

    P10 on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    don't forget deceit and paranoia

    the wook on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We built this city on grudges and bandwagons, you know.

    And rock and roll.

    precisionk on
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