PAX Shotglass Slogan Contest - AND THE WINNERS ARE...

Tony Hellmann

Okay, results are in.

The Technomancer Press Pounder will say (descending from the top down in equal intervals):

Countdown to Drunk
5 - Cool and casual
4 - Having way too much fun
3 - Hitting on everyone
2 - Pissing off the balcony
1 - Forgetting where you live
0 - Passed out and becoming a human canvas

Thank you Recruit, you've won 4 pounders. You can pick them up at our booth.

The Technomancer Press Shotglass will say:

Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

Because of the similarity between Foxy_Roxy and Evilbadman's submission, we're awarding the prize to each of them. Congrats to both of you. You can also pick them up at our booth. If either of you cannot or are not attending, let me know via PM and we will mail them to you.

Thank you to all the entrants, and congrats to Recruit, Foxy_Roxy, and Evilbadman.

--Tony

Officer

Shotglass:
Roll for a stronger drink.

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Shotglass:
Shotglasses, there's strength in numbers...

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Pounder:
Roll a Fort Save...

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Pounder:
There's only so much you can drink before you throw up and start over.

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Pounder:
By the gods, I will destroy you...

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Shotglass:
By Thunder! I am a tasty treat!

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Pounder:
Open thy gullet and let my warmth within!

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Pounder:
I'm a glass. Fill, drink, repeat. That's it.

Tony Hellmann

I think all those were entered in the Sealab shotglass contest (seeing as how many are Sealab-related), which is a whole separate deal. This is a general PAX contest, and these glasses will be available at our booth in the exhibitor hall. But I'll take them all as entries in both.

--Tony

Officer

Tony Hellmann wrote: »

I think all those were entered in the Sealab shotglass contest (seeing as how many are Sealab-related), which is a whole separate deal. This is a general PAX contest, and these glasses will be available at our booth in the exhibitor hall. But I'll take them all as entries in both.

--Tony

Awww! Okay, I was mistaken then. I will remove the Sealab related ones.

Officer

Pounder:
Potion of Tasha's Hideous Laughter

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Pounder:
Potion of Feeblemind

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Pounder:
Potion of Remove Fear

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Pounder:
Potion of Blur

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Pounder:
Elixir of Love

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Shotglass:
I don't judge you... ya drunk.

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GodfatherX

more to come
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Pounder:
- 1 life
+ 16 fun

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Shotglass:
1 oz. = 1 credit

whypick1

I'll get this obvious one out of the way:

"I'm going from zero to drunk in 20 dollars"

Original (but probably not) creations:
"This isn't booze, it's a lesser health potion"
"If you're in a drinking contest with a halfling and a dragon, you don't have to outdrink the dragon, just the halfling" (Ok, that's pint glass material)
"These glasses, unlike yours, are guaranteed to make you look cool"
"You think alchemists only make health potions?"
"Warning: Do not mix contents with DDR"
"I can make Superman 64 fun to play"

That's all I have for now

ctishman

Drink Over. Insert liquor to continue. (:30)

DrZiplock

"Up, up, down down...hey, pour me another." (for a pounder)


edit: or any variation on that theme:

"Up, up, down, down, refill, refill."

"Up, up, down, down, drink, drink."

Doc

"If I Pass Out, Don't Worry. I Have Another Guy."

Print the konami code in arrows, with a pounder/shot glass where 'start' would go. Same goes for a Ryu fireball or something.

b0wser

either or:
World's Smallest Keg

Tony Hellmann

Just to help your idea process...remember that a pounder is a pretty tall glass, and you can pretty much write all over it, so "graduated jokes" are possible too (meaning you can have a ring/line near the top that says "Sober" and one near the bottom that says "Drunk" or whatever you want). I'm just encouraging entrants to think spatially with that bigger glass.

The entries so far are hilarious. I'm going to have a hard time picking the winners, I think.

--Tony

Officer

Pounder:
TOP: Casually dressed and slightly nervous.
MIDDLE: Buttons come undone and relaxed.
BOTTOM: Naked and unconscious.
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Pounder:
TOP: Uncool, but getting cooler.
MIDDLE: So cool, you have to tell everyone how drunk you are right now.
BOTTOM: Too cool for dignity... or clothing.
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Pounder:
Descending from the top down in equal intervals:
Countdown to Drunk
5 - Cool and casual
4 - Having way too much fun
3 - Hitting on everyone
2 - Pissing off the balcony
1 - Forgetting where you live
0 - Passed out and becoming a human canvas

teamquiggan

Pounder: (Top to bottom)
Drunken Master
Dwarf
Human
Elf
Gnome
Halfling

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Shot glass:
+3 CHR
+2 STR
-2 WLPR
-1 DEX
-2 CONS

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Pounder
You encounter an Amber Slime!

Action:
Drink
Drink
Drink
Run away

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Shot:
|
| This end up
\ /

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Rynoa

Shot Glass:
[Shot Glass]

Moe Fwacky

+3 Shot Glass of Drinking

+4 Pounder of Perpetual Intoxication

Liger

Pounder:

(at the top)
<head>
<body>
<beverage>


(at the bottom)
</drinky>
</hawt bodd>
</consciousness>

whypick1

Bartender hey = new Bartender();
float booze = 0;
int standards = you.getYourStandards();

bool hotOrNot(boyOrGirl, booze)
{
	if(boyOrGirl.getSoberHotness() + booze >= 10 - standards)
	{
		return true;
	}
	else
	{
		return hotOrNot(boyOrGirl, booze + hey.INeedAnotherDrink());
	}
}

That might be a bit too long.

Liger

Shotglass:
/me is drunk

Shotglass:
</sober>

teamquiggan

+Clear Glass Pounder+
This is a Clear Glass Pounder. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of text in ink. The text is descriptive.

Raslin

Shotglass:

Rolling 20's
Drinking 40's
Critical success!

Avid

For the Pounder:

PAUSE / POUND / PUKE

For the ShotGlass:
Press X to pick up the automatic sawed off shotglass.

Dondums

Shot glass:
[Goggles of Artificial Beauty]
"Bring out the Inner Beauty in 'em"
Have it say "WINNAR" around it upside down.

Pounder:
"The Proof .. it's over ..
9000!!!!!"
"1) Fill
2) Consume
3) ???
4) Profit!"

The latter two descend down the pounder as it goes. For how lame my entries are, I spent way too much time thinking about this.
And, well, images. I don't see how any of these could be copyrighted, unless people like to copyright pictures of random cats or something. I personally would laugh if I saw any of these on a glass.
This
THIS
and .. this.

mentok1982

I don't drink alcohol and I have a question. What the hell is a pounder? I tried to find out but got no where.

Here are my Sealab shot glass slogans:

Booze, it's almost as good as Mingus Dew.


Drink up! Alvis commands it!


Come on down, the fishin' hole. Grab yer fishin' pole.


Hesh has been gettin' his drink on!


If you don't drink, your lymph nodes will get as big as cats!


Ha cha cha cha cha cha cha! Delicious!


Daaaddy needs his feel good juice! Come on baby I'm sick.


It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!


Good luck in rehab!


Dammit Eggars!

Tony Hellmann

mentok1982 wrote: »

I don't drink alcohol and I have a question. What the hell is a pounder? I tried to find out but got no where.

This is a pounder. It is a 16 ounce glass generally used to serve beer.

--Tony

Bobzilla

Shotglass:

pr0nstar


Shotglass:

pwnstar


Shotglass:

Do you know where I can find some sailors?


Pounder:

A DRUNKARD IS YOU

TIME 0:03


Pounder:

I FEEL ASLEEP!!


Pounder:

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO
ALONE! TAKE THIS.

EvilBadman

Both Shotglass and Pounder:

The internet classic: "Roll to see if I'm getting drunk yet!"

Tonkka

Shotglass:

+10 Anti-Sobriety Bonus

Moe Fwacky

for either type of glass, just an image of a d20, 20 up, of course

padmeamanda

Pounder -
[Dwarven Stout] x 1

anable

Recruit wrote: »

Pounder:
TOP: Casually dressed and slightly nervous.
MIDDLE: Buttons come undone and relaxed.
BOTTOM: Naked and unconscious.

teamquiggan wrote:

+Clear Glass Pounder+
This is a Clear Glass Pounder. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of text in ink. The text is descriptive.

I enjoy both of these immensely.

Foxy_Roxy

Pounder or shotglass:

Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

Moe Fwacky

EvilBadman wrote: »

Both Shotglass and Pounder:

The internet classic: "Roll to see if I'm getting drunk yet!"

QuickSnap

POUNDER
Where's the booz?!

Moe Fwacky

Pounder:

Horizontal line at near the top, and the words "Fill to line with liquor"

edit: yes i know the pounder is 16 oz.

artifice

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pounders

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(1)
"- Sleep with a princess -Wake up with a cosplayer"

(2)

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lvl6

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lvl12

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Too drunk to continue leveling

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(3)

Finish contents of this glass for the following offensis

-Camping spawn
-spaming projectiles
-humping a corpse
-using any move or wepon cominly referenced
to noobs, ie, the "noob toob", the "noob combo"
-telling anyone in the same room that they just
got "pwnd" "pooned" or "pownzerd"
-suiciding
-throwing a controler
-telling an opponent you were not trying

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shotglass

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(1)"WWGD (What would Gabe do)"
(2)"POWER LEVEL 9THOUSAND?!?"
(3) "ROFLcopter

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../ L \____,/

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\___\___\
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(4) In soviet russa, SHOT GLASS DRINKS YOU


thats all i gots for now...

TomExMachina

That's no shotglass. It's a space station.

Foxy_Roxy

Moe_Fwacky wrote: »

EvilBadman wrote: »

Both Shotglass and Pounder:

The internet classic: "Roll to see if I'm getting drunk yet!"

But, moe, I can't read

RedRum

Shot glass:

You encounter a stiff drink:
Will you: (D)rink, (V)omit, (C)ry, get (N)aked, (P)ass out

yoshamano

Since I am not of the D&D persuasion, but loves me a good D&D joke. I'll need some help to fill in the proper saving throw types, but here's my idea for a pounder.

On one side of the glass put "Your guide to saving throws."

On the other side put measured lines with:
-Domestic swill beer, at the top
-Real beer, a little further down
-Mead (not of the dragon's kind), somwhere below that
-Booze, somewhere around the half way mark
-Moonshine aka Rocket Fuel, somewhere near the bottom

So that each line has the title on the right, a line about 2"ish, and then the proper saving throw for each drink. So in the end you end up with a measuring class you can use for different drinks to keep as an easy reference to find out when you get wasted, lol.

Moe Fwacky

that's fucking genius