What you lose with a photo like that is that you can't hear that someone just said, "I just thought of the funniest thing-- get this: Asian children being set on fire."
find me a speech by a president as good as that one
I mean like you'd get clinton to go "oh hey better make this quick so I can get sucked off by a fatty"
It's because W is so easy to make fun of, that even an idiot like himself can do it.
people were all like "OH HEY THE MEDIA ONLY REPORTED BUSH'S ROUTINE AND NOT COLBERT'S BECAUSE OF BIAS" and it's like "no they only reported bush's routine because it was funnier and better"
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Andrew Jackson threw a kegger on the front lawn of the white house.
A man once insulted Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson said, "If I ever see that man on the street, I will beat the shit out of him." One day, he saw him walking across the street. Jackson grabbed a whip from a nearby horse stall and, without breaking stride, beat the everloving shit out of him (there is a whole lot more to this story, but I'm not looking it up)
A man once tried to assasinate Andrew Jackson. The guns got so scared, both misfired. Jackson proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him as well.
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Andrew Jackson threw a kegger on the front lawn of the white house.
A man once insulted Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson said, "If I ever see that man on the street, I will beat the shit out of him." One day, he saw him walking across the street. Jackson grabbed a whip from a nearby horse stall and, without breaking stride, beat the everloving shit out of him (there is a whole lot more to this story, but I'm not looking it up)
A man once tried to assasinate Andrew Jackson. The guns got so scared, both misfired. Jackson proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him as well.
Andrew Jackson beat the shit out of Chuck Norris for talking sass.
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Andrew Jackson was essentially the character that Clint Eastwood played in movies.
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Andrew Jackson threw a kegger on the front lawn of the white house.
A man once insulted Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson said, "If I ever see that man on the street, I will beat the shit out of him." One day, he saw him walking across the street. Jackson grabbed a whip from a nearby horse stall and, without breaking stride, beat the everloving shit out of him (there is a whole lot more to this story, but I'm not looking it up)
A man once tried to assasinate Andrew Jackson. The guns got so scared, both misfired. Jackson proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him as well.
Andrew Jackson beat the shit out of Chuck Norris for talking sass.
Those are all true stories!
The guns may have not gotten scared, but by golly both of them misfired at point blank range.
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Remember that election Jackson got screwed out of?
He was all like, I'll be back and I'll fuck your shit up.
Well the other guys were crappy leaders
and Jackson was all like - VOTe Democrat!
and everyone did and then Democrats basically ruled American politics for a while after that.
He got pissed because they talked shit about his wife saying they weren't really married and she was a slut. Jackson got so pissed, he beat up congress. All of them.
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an andrew jackson meme would be somewhat classier than chuck norris
middle america would be confused
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They were going to have the Civil war that year, but after they started talking shit about his wife Jackson told them they had to reschedule.
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Dude got shot in the lung and refused to die from it. He said "fuck you bullet, I got presidenting to do".
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All of my Jackson sayings are true!
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The guy kicked the shit out of the British in the battle of New Orleans...after the war of 1812 was already over.
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Remember that election Jackson got screwed out of?
He was all like, I'll be back and I'll fuck your shit up.
Considering how mad he was after he lost (read: got screwed big time), I would probably bet that's exactly what he said.
I forget the specifics of that election, despite having to write an essay on it a few months ago but yeah, he got screwed hard if I remember right.
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Jackson was taking as a prisoner of war during the Revolutionary war.
A british officer told him to clean his boots.
Jackson said "Fuck you"
So the officer cut him with his saber across the face.
And the scar burned white whenever Jackson got pissed from then on.
Kind of like a rattle on a rattlesnake.
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Here's a political cartoon involving Andrew Jackson.
He's going into battle with fucking dragons
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people were all like "OH HEY THE MEDIA ONLY REPORTED BUSH'S ROUTINE AND NOT COLBERT'S BECAUSE OF BIAS" and it's like "no they only reported bush's routine because it was funnier and better"
or maybe
he was Captain America
A man once insulted Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson said, "If I ever see that man on the street, I will beat the shit out of him." One day, he saw him walking across the street. Jackson grabbed a whip from a nearby horse stall and, without breaking stride, beat the everloving shit out of him (there is a whole lot more to this story, but I'm not looking it up)
A man once tried to assasinate Andrew Jackson. The guns got so scared, both misfired. Jackson proceeded to beat the ever loving shit out of him as well.
THIS MAN
I rest my case.
Andrew Jackson beat the shit out of Chuck Norris for talking sass.
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Those are all true stories!
The guns may have not gotten scared, but by golly both of them misfired at point blank range.
Not fucking funny.
You goddamn twat.
I love me too.
He was all like, I'll be back and I'll fuck your shit up.
Well the other guys were crappy leaders
and Jackson was all like - VOTe Democrat!
and everyone did and then Democrats basically ruled American politics for a while after that.
lets hug you at the same time
Calm down and wash the sand out of your snatch Molly, before you make a pearl.
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You might make me jealous.
Considering how mad he was after he lost (read: got screwed big time), I would probably bet that's exactly what he said.
so ... yeah
He got pissed because they talked shit about his wife saying they weren't really married and she was a slut. Jackson got so pissed, he beat up congress. All of them.
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middle america would be confused
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I'd have to check my notes
I have a few good stories about Jackson.
He was such a huge badass I love him.
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you guys are starting it right here
I'd rather dine with Carter.
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A british officer told him to clean his boots.
Jackson said "Fuck you"
So the officer cut him with his saber across the face.
And the scar burned white whenever Jackson got pissed from then on.
Kind of like a rattle on a rattlesnake.
"I left my wallet in my other overalls. I can pay you back, I am totally good for it."
What a deadbeat.
The corrupt bargain. Yeah, that really pissed him off. They're lucky he didn't go Super Sayian or something.
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He's going into battle with fucking dragons
Yeah, standing in front of a giant Mission Accomplished banner without making sure the war was really over is a pretty ballsy move.
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