[Phalla] Heroes, Finale: New York in Ruins (Narration Posted)

Hylianbunny

Take two, since the last game ended up being totally fucked. Fresh slate - roles are all being randomized.

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Where does it come from, this quest? This need to solve life's mysteries, when the simplest of questions can never be answered. Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. That's not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here.

The Human Genome Project has discovered that tiny variations in man's genetic code are taking place at increasingly rapid rates. Teleportation, levitation, tissue regeneration. This is no longer outside the realm of possibility.

A painting of a grim future has been produced by a comic book artist, Isaac Mendez, with an uncanny talent for seeing the future. A number of groups feel very conflicted about this painting; some are actively trying to prevent it, while others want to see it happen. In all of this, the serial killer known as Sylar is still loose somewhere in the country, taking powers from others and using them for himself.

Everyone assembled here is interested in the bomb, whether for good or for bad. The question simply remains; will you let it happen?

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Narrations

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Gameplay and Rules

Each night everyone will get to vote for a person they believe suspicious. At the end of the round, the person (or people) with the most votes will be arrested (essentially out of the game), and the voting begins anew for the next round. If you vote for someone, you may not go back and edit your vote away. You must make a new post that says you retract the vote. Votes and retractions should be framed as such, or at least similarly:

I !vote to have Hylianbunny arrested.

I !retract my vote to have Hylianbunny arrested.

The voting closes each night at 10pm Eastern. The first round will end on Monday, July 16th. Those who have special abilities need to PM me their intentions by 9:45pm Eastern to use their powers. Furthermore, you may not contact anyone anonymously, share role PMs (though you can explain your role if you so wish), or post in the thread once you die. You may not contact anyone once you are dead, and you may not contact the dead if you are living, unless told otherwise. Everyone is allowed one goodbye post that may not have any pertinent information. I am told mods will be watching. There will be no dead thread either. Suck it up and wait for the endgame.

Activity Clause

Two posts a day or you are out. If you will be gone for a day, or few days, contact me so that I can announce it to the thread. If you are a special, I will give you a chance to give orders in advance. Otherwise, you die in the next narration. Everyone gets a free pass in round one, as last time we axed certain people too quickly. I don’t really pay as much attention to the activity clause as some people, so don’t worry about it too much.

Roles

There are a number of sides in this game of Phalla, with evolved humans in each group. Groups may have alternate win conditions.

As time goes on, special events may occur which alter the rules slightly. Alterations in this fashion will be announced.

All of the sides know their own win conditions. Most sides also have an alternate win condition.

The sides are;
Citizens (evolved humans are in this category, generally)
The Company
The Linderman Group
Sylar

Players

1. Buzz Buzz - Mohinder Suresh (bag-and-tagged by The Company)
2. DasHanselHM - The Haitian (killed by Sylar)
3. Monkeybomb - Company Man (killed by Sylar)
4. Bogey
5. Mr. Embarkation - Citizen (bagged by the Company)
6. Six - Citizen (killed by Sylar)
7. Tossrock - Niki Sanders (bagged by the Company)
8. Zoolander - Citizen (arrested)
9. Darkseid - Jessica Sanders (bagged as a result of Tossrock's death)
10. Scarlet St. - Citizen (killed by Sylar)
11. vagabondmonk
12. Qorzm - Claude Rains (arrested)
13. Munkus Beaver - Isaac Mendez (bagged by the Company)
14. Green - Micah Sanders (killed by Sylar)
15. blankspace - Citizen (killed by weasels)
16. AkimboLegs
17. Wiggin - Matt Parkman (killed by the Linderman Group)
18. SeafoodSoup
19. Scarlet Ave - Citizen (nuked by Ted)
20. PotU - Citizen (bag-and-tagged by The Company)
21. Seriously
22. real_pochacco - Citizen (bagged by the Company)
23. Sara Lynn - Claire Bennet (killed by Sylar)
24. Javen - Theodore Sprague (arrested)
25. Nogs - Civillian (bagged by the Company)
26. Jester313
27. the wook - citizen (killed by the Linderman Group)
28. JohnHam - Citizen (nuked by Ted)
29. Quetzi - Citizen (killed by Sylar)
30. B:L - Mr. Bennet (nuked by Ted)
31. Krummith
32. Captain Ultra
33. bsjezz - Citizen (killed by Sylar)
34. Osvik
35. Fizban - Citizen (nuked by Ted Sprague)
36. Redeemer
37. VulnoX
38. Critical - Company Man (killed by Sylar)
39. TheKovakistani - Citizen (arrested)
40. Drez - Sylar (bagged by The Company, escaped)
41. precisionk
42. Ardor - Peter Petrelli (bagged by the Company)
43. Dogbone33 - Civillian (killed by the Linderman Group)
44. Firstcomradestalin - Citizen (killed by Sylar)
45. Shenanigans - Linderman Group (dropped)
46. Fembot
47. Bendery - Citizen (killed by Hiro)
48. Nusch - Nathan Petrelli (bagged by The Company)
49. Dislexic - Meredith Gordon (arrested)
50. tuxkamen

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Order of Powers:

Any guardians protect.
Sylar attacks.
Any bad groups attack.
Any vigilantes attack.
Vote takes effect.
Any seers receive results.

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Round one (two) will end on Monday, July 16th, at 10:00 PM Eastern Time.
PMs are going out now.
And for emphasis, don't trust people. :P

JohnHam

LETS TRY AGAIN

Sara Lynn

TRUST NO ONE

NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER

Bogey

Wow, what a clusterfuck.

the wook

i'm going to assume the round will in fact end Monday night

Sara Lynn

By the way, bb, change the date of the first round.

It's the 16th today.

Dislexic

Here's to getting a more interesting role than just voting!

the wook

otherwise i'm already late

M.D.

you are all evil

Kovak

I AM NOT TALKING TO KARL THIS TIME

Fiz

I hope I get to be Zach thith time.

Redeemer

Well that was ridiculous

B:L

What happened? I thought we're supposed to be in Heroes but we somehow ended up in LOST. :P

Carl with a K

so retarded

Me Too!

Seriously, that shit wasn't right.

Sara Lynn

B:L you should keep your avatar and stuff no matter what.

naporeon

B:L wrote: »

What happened? I thought we're supposed to be in Heroes but we somehow ended up in LOST. :P

Hahahahahahahaha.

Dislexic

B:L wrote: »

What happened? I thought we're supposed to be in Heroes but we somehow ended up in LOST. :P

Speaking of which, we need to have a LOST phalla. That'd be badass. Factions could be the losties, the others, Locke, and like...the Island.

Drez

So uh. The final post in the now-locked Heroes thread.



And guys please seriously RECONSIDER making little networks without confirming roles. Talking to other people for ideas and whatever are fine, but role-sharing is a bad idea.

Quetzi

The real reason we restarted was our failure to kill Wiggin first round.

AkimboLegs

HB, you might want to post more about the different factions this time. I'm not necessarily saying post specific roles, but a lot of people who got certain roles last time might have roles that help such a cause greatly.

Hylianbunny

M'going to supply some more information about the factions after I get all these PMs out :P

Green

I am tempted to vote kovak just for being so stupid

Me Too!

Quetzi wrote: »

The real reason we restarted was our failure to kill Wiggin first round.

Technically, that never happened. I still have an 0:2 record on living past the first night.

the wook

also, given the final discussions in the previous thread, let's all be smart and not post our victory conditions publicly.

naporeon

More information about the factions and roles?

So pretty much just what I said we needed last time.

Kovak

ddd

Bogey

naporeon wrote: »

More information about the factions and roles?

So pretty much just what I said we needed last time.

A lot of Phallas don't give out that information at the start.

It's part of the learning process.

Sara Lynn

Yeah. This is a lesson to EVERYONE to be more careful. Those of us that slipped up, and those that didn't.

Quetzi, who tried to get info out of me, gave me good practice on pretending to be something I'm not.

(man I am so not good at that)

naporeon

Bogey wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

More information about the factions and roles?

So pretty much just what I said we needed last time.

A lot of Phallas don't give out that information at the start.

It's part of the learning process.

I know.

But there was no clarification at all last time.

None.

This will hopefully be different.

Tossrock

Sup guys. Let's do this right this time.

Drez

TheKovakistani wrote: »

[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: oh really i thought that was the people freaking out over a game
[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: BURN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that wasnt a very good burn
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: no
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: but
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: you didnt have anyone
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: spoon feeding you it
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: OH BRUN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: ohhhh
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that was
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: a burn

If you two do this the whole game I will vote you both out regardless of what your roles are and my role is. If you're Micah and I'm Jessica, I will still stab you in the face with a dagger.

tuxkamen

Bogey wrote: »

naporeon wrote: »

More information about the factions and roles?

So pretty much just what I said we needed last time.

A lot of Phallas don't give out that information at the start.

It's part of the learning process.

Assuming that people have the capability, of course.

Qorzm

kovak ALL YOU DO is post chatlogs with karl
if its something worth posting, paraphrase it or make him post it
its really fucking annoying

Sara Lynn

Maybe I'll get Mr. Muggles this time.

Fiz

Drez wrote: »

TheKovakistani wrote: »

[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: oh really i thought that was the people freaking out over a game
[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: BURN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that wasnt a very good burn
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: no
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: but
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: you didnt have anyone
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: spoon feeding you it
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: OH BRUN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: ohhhh
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that was
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: a burn

If you two do this the whole game I will vote you both out regardless of what your roles are and my role is. If you're Micah and I'm Jessica, I will still stab you in the face with a dagger.

Season 2 spoilers, mang.

Me Too!

Guys, I just had the best idea ever.
Venture Bros. Phalla.

Quetzi

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Yeah. This is a lesson to EVERYONE to be more careful. Those of us that slipped up, and those that didn't.

Quetzi, who tried to get info out of me, gave me good practice on pretending to be something I'm not.

(man I am so not good at that)

You were absolutely atrocious, I must say.

naporeon

Tossrock wrote: »

Sup guys. Let's do this right this time.

Man, why did you get so damned angry in the last thread? Making it seem like you were being picked on for no reason.

You were guilty.

I almost started to feel bad for you.

LESSON LEARNED

Drez

Fizban wrote: »

Drez wrote: »

TheKovakistani wrote: »

[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: oh really i thought that was the people freaking out over a game
[00:47] KarlwithoutaC: BURN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that wasnt a very good burn
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: no
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: but
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: you didnt have anyone
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: spoon feeding you it
[00:48] Kovak Stardust: OH BRUN
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: ohhhh
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: that was
[00:48] KarlwithoutaC: a burn

If you two do this the whole game I will vote you both out regardless of what your roles are and my role is. If you're Micah and I'm Jessica, I will still stab you in the face with a dagger.

Season 2 spoilers, mang.

I think it's funny that you have a 4400 avatar.

Bogey

Qorzm wrote: »

kovak ALL YOU DO is post chatlogs with karl
if its something worth posting, paraphrase it or make him post it
its really fucking annoying

Yeah seriously. This isn't the chatlog thread at FS.