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Real Lives 2007: Your wife hit you with a brick (NSF56k)
It's pretty easy to get by in a third world country by agreeing with the government a whole lot, spending the least amount of money possible, and saving up to emigrate.
Also, not having kids until you are 38 or so.
I've had more trouble as a girl in Japan. No matter what I do, my character always ended up stupid and dropping out of school.
My character finally died from an infection. After popping out a kid nearly every damn year for 12 years I figured it would end with her vagina becoming some kind of black hole or unholy vortex.
Oh yea, I'm not sure why, but all my robbery attempts have been successful. I usually have around one million or so US dollars left by the time I die. (I always emigrate to the US)
Oh, fuck this. I saw my character's location, religion, parentage, gender, and unusually high artistic and music skills. I got too depressed to even keep going.
Thanks for reminding how bad everything sucks, Teefs.
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fuck off
anybody want to give me a fake state
You better grow up to be the most black metal person ever or I will be sorely disappointed
South Bendmeover
perfect
that is fucking ridiculous
how did you have a heart failure?
shouldn't you have been hit by a meteorite or something equally improbable?
Steam
that seems pretty unlikely
Steam
I am in Nigeria.
Steam
It's pretty easy to get by in a third world country by agreeing with the government a whole lot, spending the least amount of money possible, and saving up to emigrate.
Also, not having kids until you are 38 or so.
I've had more trouble as a girl in Japan. No matter what I do, my character always ended up stupid and dropping out of school.
JUST KIDDING TEEFS I LOVE YOU SO HARD
but it turns out, if you do, you get killed anyway eventually
then i reverted back to zero and aged again but died of dehydration caused by diarrhea
In my defense, I've currently got 7 beers and a third of a liter of Morgan in me.
I dunno what everyone else's excuse is.
Steam
Alcoholics are miserable. I'm an alcohol enthusiast.
Steam
Thanks for reminding how bad everything sucks, Teefs.