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    Vlad McRadVlad McRad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    tardcore wrote: »
    I want to name my daughter April if I were to ever reproduce.
    My GF wants to name our son Vlad or Igor. So I'm not having babies with her.

    :|

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    Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am thinking seriously about changing my name in a few years, for personal reasons.

    The names will be ones that are significant to me, but they also happen to sound sappy and kind of self-important.

    So, to show that I can in fact laugh at myself, my middle name is going to be "Arachno-Claw".

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    Vlad McRadVlad McRad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you rebel you

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so you are going to amaze everyone by showing that you can laugh at yourself after changing your name so other people will stop laughing at you

    Air on
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    Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I really want to give one of my sons a completely normal first name, and then give him "Danger" as a middle name.

    Even if he's nerdy, he can secretly feel cool.

    Or embarrassed.

    Either way, mission accomplished.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dulcius_ex_asperis wrote: »
    I really want to give one of my sons a completely normal first name, and then give him "Danger" as a middle name.

    Even if he's nerdy, he can secretly feel cool.

    Or embarrassed.

    Either way, mission accomplished.

    Knob did it.

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    projectmayhemprojectmayhem Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dulcius_ex_asperis wrote: »
    I really want to give one of my sons a completely normal first name, and then give him "Danger" as a middle name.

    Even if he's nerdy, he can secretly feel cool.

    Or embarrassed.

    Either way, mission accomplished.

    Even better, _____ Dangerlipstick ______

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    Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dangerlipstick?

    I'd rather name a girl 'Starlight'.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There was a dude in the newspaper whose name was Buick Tuna. God, I would hate my parents if they named me Buick. And I would hate my ancestors for having the last name of 'Tuna'.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'd just call him BuTu

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    or Ick

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It's like they were thinking "Well, we changed our name to our favorite food... Let's name our son after our favorite car."

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    someone please name their offspring Thunderbird Molasses

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I once knew an old dude named Bacon.

    And a dude who changed his name to Jet Ryder.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I'm probably just gunna name my first kid Photoshop.

    Boy or girl, doesn't matter.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'm probably just gunna name my first kid Photoshop.

    Boy or girl, doesn't matter.
    It's a boy. I can tell by some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few of photoshops in my time.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    I'll just be all, "He ain't my real son. He's just a Photoshop."

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I'll just be all, "He ain't my real son. He's just a Photoshop."

    just dress him up in little mailman uniforms if you don't want people to think he's yours

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    my name is pretty terrible but google image search only brings up ultimate fighters, f1 and motorcycle racers, also some Finnish guys that hit each other in the nuts as entertainment.
    maybe the name is so bad it goes full circle and turns you into a bad ass.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2007
    Dudes that punch each other in the nards as their only form of entertainment do not qualify as badasses.

    They qualify as dudes that need a damn hobby.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Names like 'Bertha', 'Mildred' and 'Agatha' were popular back in the 20's and 30's. At least we moved away from that.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dulcius_ex_asperis wrote: »
    Dangerlipstick?

    I'd rather name a girl 'Starlight'.

    How about Rainbow?

    Or Sunshine?

    Damn hippie

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    my name is pretty terrible but google image search only brings up ultimate fighters, f1 and motorcycle racers, also some Finnish guys that hit each other in the nuts as entertainment.
    maybe the name is so bad it goes full circle and turns you into a bad ass.

    is your name Dirt? Or Grit, maybe?

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    Dudes that punch each other in the nards as their only form of entertainment do not qualify as badasses.

    They qualify as dudes that need a damn hobby.

    posting on this forum is kind of like a version of a bunch of dudes punching each other in the nuts.... only for pussies.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    punching dudes in the junk is harsh

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Hmm, I was thinking. Instead of Japanese names, how about Japanese God Names?

    Ama-no-Uzume or Amaterasu-ō-mi-kami

    for girls. Thats be awesome.

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    graizurgraizur __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Hmm, I was thinking. Instead of Japanese names, how about Japanese God Names?

    Ama-no-Uzume or Amaterasu-ō-mi-kami

    for girls. Thats be awesome.

    Why are you jailed?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You can just check on someone's profile and it will usually tell you.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Katchem_ash wrote: »
    Hmm, I was thinking. Instead of Japanese names, how about Japanese God Names?

    Ama-no-Uzume or Amaterasu-ō-mi-kami

    for girls. Thats be awesome.

    well you already have a pretty clear opinion on the subject so far be it for us to try and talk you out of it

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    TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Air wrote: »
    well what would you suggest

    Something that isn't awful.

    I have a thing for the name Randall, or Randy, but it fits my last name.

    Savage?

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    Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Captain Heavystein wrote: »
    Dulcius_ex_asperis wrote: »
    Dangerlipstick?

    I'd rather name a girl 'Starlight'.

    How about Rainbow?

    Or Sunshine?

    Damn hippie


    I AM a damn hippie. What's it to you?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think we're getting at

    hippies are fucking stupid

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hippies are pretty dumb, you guys.

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    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    suffering from DSPS

    Double sided penetration syndrome?

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My dad's girlfriend is a hippy doctor. Like, she pretends that she's a regular doctor, but she wears tie dye and prescribes bizarre herbal shit.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am agreeing with that whole hippies are dumb thing for the record. I mean, come on, when modern medicine's an option, you're eating fucking weeds.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm getting sick of people that are trying to stop genetic engineering of foods

    like really sick

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If hippies weren't dumb as fuck, you'd see more hippies with university degrees instead of walking around in flip-flops, smelling like watered down herbal soap.

    There is a connection here.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hippies are never really like welfare poor either

    they've always enough to get on




    and usually they don't work

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That's because they have it all figured out.

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