Cocoa Pebbles kick Fruity Pebble's proverbial butt any day. The fruity ones turn to mush in a snap.
the hell is this, flintstones fanfic?
Barney came home. The once-lively home for his family had now become a stone asylum. The bird-phone was ringing as he had come through the door, and he briefly thought about killing it before it looked somewhere into space and made that "it's a living" crack for the thousandth time.
But he ignored the phone. There were more pressing matters.
Into the bedroom his best friend's daughter lay waiting, tied to the cold slab of a bed that housed so many memories...so many sacrifices....They had all screamed for mercy, just like his wife on that first night. But he had shown them none. He had baconated them all.
Pebbles stirred and opened her eyes, confused and slightly greasy. "Good," Barney said. "I want you to be awake for this. It has already begun."
"WILL YOU NEVER BE SATED, HAM PLANET?" she screamed.
And then he tentacle rape-transformed her into a ham while pikachu watched.
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Cocoa Pebbles kick Fruity Pebble's proverbial butt any day. The fruity ones turn to mush in a snap.
the hell is this, flintstones fanfic?
Barney came home. The once-lively home for his family had now become a stone asylum. The bird-phone was ringing as he had come through the door, and he briefly thought about killing it before it looked somewhere into space and made that "it's a living" crack for the thousandth time.
But he ignored the phone. There were more pressing matters.
Into the bedroom his best friend's daughter lay waiting, tied to the cold slab of a bed that housed so many memories...so many sacrifices....They had all screamed for mercy, just like his wife on that first night. But he had shown them none. He had baconated them all.
Pebbles stirred and opened her eyes, confused and slightly greasy. "Good," Barney said. "I want you to be awake for this. It has already begun."
"WILL YOU NEVER BE SATED, HAM PLANET?" she screamed.
And then he tentacle rape-transformed her into a ham while pikachu watched.
Cocoa Pebbles kick Fruity Pebble's proverbial butt any day. The fruity ones turn to mush in a snap.
the hell is this, flintstones fanfic?
Barney came home. The once-lively home for his family had now become a stone asylum. The bird-phone was ringing as he had come through the door, and he briefly thought about killing it before it looked somewhere into space and made that "it's a living" crack for the thousandth time.
But he ignored the phone. There were more pressing matters.
Into the bedroom his best friend's daughter lay waiting, tied to the cold slab of a bed that housed so many memories...so many sacrifices....They had all screamed for mercy, just like his wife on that first night. But he had shown them none. He had baconated them all.
Pebbles stirred and opened her eyes, confused and slightly greasy. "Good," Barney said. "I want you to be awake for this. It has already begun."
"WILL YOU NEVER BE SATED, HAM PLANET?" she screamed.
And then he tentacle rape-transformed her into a ham while pikachu watched.
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You can do 'em with tea, coffee, hot chocolate. Hell, it would probably work with some sort of liquor... hmm... that gives me an idea.
That's not weird.. Both my girlfriend and I do that.
If I'm feeling exotic I'll alternate between fries dipped in the sweet & sour and fries dipped in vanilla milkshake..
hi5, Viv.
Than you take the bowl and dump the contents into your mouth, and devour the soggy fruity pebbles like a whale in the ocean.
That's what makes them so awesome!
Barney came home. The once-lively home for his family had now become a stone asylum. The bird-phone was ringing as he had come through the door, and he briefly thought about killing it before it looked somewhere into space and made that "it's a living" crack for the thousandth time.
But he ignored the phone. There were more pressing matters.
Into the bedroom his best friend's daughter lay waiting, tied to the cold slab of a bed that housed so many memories...so many sacrifices....They had all screamed for mercy, just like his wife on that first night. But he had shown them none. He had baconated them all.
Pebbles stirred and opened her eyes, confused and slightly greasy. "Good," Barney said. "I want you to be awake for this. It has already begun."
"WILL YOU NEVER BE SATED, HAM PLANET?" she screamed.
And then he tentacle rape-transformed her into a ham while pikachu watched.
I hear Motion Picture!!!