All I know is, I'm giddy about the uproar the anally competitive "Leet Smash Community" is kicking up over Zero Suit Samus, Fox's increased drop speed (NO WAVEDASHING AH BLOO BLOO), and the lack of a straightforward stage like Final Destination. At least so far.
Looks like this clearly spells out what the game's supposed to be, eh? DEFINITELY not a serious business competitive fighter. It's a party fighter. Get over it, Tourney Kiddies.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Were your parents killed by a competitive smash player or something?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"This World..." its the world of Smash Brothers. Update is under game modes, and theres a storyline to the pictures. Its probably the Adventure/Story mode of gameplay.
This makes no sense, and it won't make sense until at least the next update, which is now a couple days away. Even then it could be more, what a tease!
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Also, notice that the ??? link at the bottom goes to modea/index.html and this is categorized as a Game Mode, so this is almost definitely the adventure mode.
Im just confused as to what the fuck that last picture is of... It makes no sense!
Fruit Fucker confirmed?
aw smep, beat.
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life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Apparently the German translation was updated a few minutes before ours...strange.
As for the update, I have no freaking clue what that last thing is. The rest sounds like the workings of the buffed up Adventure mode Sakurai mentioned.
An actual "story" for Smash? Hopefully we'll find out more next week. What a way to go out for the week though...
Are we supposed to believe that Meta Knight broke the Smash rules? How can that be? This is the dude that will toss the other guy a sword just to give him a fair chance.
Or, alternately, to make sure he doesn't fight with too useful an upgrade...
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Weird update.
...I think!?
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Adventure mode?
Goddamn.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Pokemon Safari - Sneasel, Pawniard, ????
Cool update.
Is that an evil anthorpomorphized Wii?
cool.
Everyone loses this time...
Plot details, of all things....
"being unable to fight, is much like death."
Also, notice that the ??? link at the bottom goes to modea/index.html and this is categorized as a Game Mode, so this is almost definitely the adventure mode.
In this world, trophies fight.
They know nothing but fighting. Fighting is the sole reason for their existence.
Being turned back into a trophy, being unable to fight, is much like death.
Those are the rules of this world.
But...
When someone...or something...breaks those rules, the world will pay a terrible price...
Fruit Fucker confirmed?
aw smep, beat.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
As for the update, I have no freaking clue what that last thing is. The rest sounds like the workings of the buffed up Adventure mode Sakurai mentioned.
An actual "story" for Smash? Hopefully we'll find out more next week. What a way to go out for the week though...
PSN: JPBrowncoat Xbox: BamSaidTheLaday Also on Steam! Streaming games!
Clearly Mario is gonna have to team up with Carboard Tube Samurai for this one!
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Blue sky, blue sky, blue sky, HALBERD SHOWS UP! RED SKY! MONSTERS APPEAR!
Meta Knight's awesome is causing some sort of dimensional anomaly. It goes without saying that the only important character is now Meta Knight.
Or, alternately, to make sure he doesn't fight with too useful an upgrade...
Pay no attention to the dark, mysterious creature coming out of a trans-dimensional vortex.