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How do people get so EVIL?
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/18/abducted.girl.ap/index.html
From TFA:
That asshole shouldn't just be executed by the state with lethal injection. He needs to be slathered in barbeque sauce and taken back to alligator alley.
Some days I hate humans.
From TFA:
A man who had been released from prison early for good behavior was convicted Tuesday of trying to kill a young mother and leaving her 5-year-old daughter to be eaten alive by alligators in the Everglades...
She was alive when alligators bit her on the head and stomach, a medical examiner said.
Authorities found the girl's body two days later, her left arm missing and her skull crushed, prosecutors said. Maycock(mother) woke up bleeding and disoriented in a cane field miles from her Miami-Dade County home
That asshole shouldn't just be executed by the state with lethal injection. He needs to be slathered in barbeque sauce and taken back to alligator alley.
Some days I hate humans.
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You're totally right. He's probably from that one spot in Miami where it's culturally cool to let alligators eat 5 year olds.
My bad. I should write him a letter in prison and apologize for oppressing him.
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but if i saw alligators and even if there was a 5 year old girl there i would run the fuck away.
now that's some dinner theater
Steam
That just makes you a coward, not evil.
He left here there with the INTENT of being eaten alive. That's fucked up.
Hunter, if you start an alignment discussion I will unibomb you.
I think I just made a verb.
alligator gods?
godzilla?
shit, whenever there's an event downtown i miss it
Nice.
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http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=29636
Goebells: Hello, well you join us here in Paris just a few minutes before the start of today's big event: the final of the Men's-Being-Eaten- By-A-Crocodile event. I'm standing now by the crocodile pit where- AAAAAAHHHHH!
(FX: Crocodiles eating, French exclamations and sirens)
Newscaster: Ah. Well I'm afraid that we've lost Brian. While they're sorting that out, we have a report from Barry Loothesom in Lughtborrow on the British preparations for this most important event.
Loothesom: Here at Lughtborrow are the five young men chosen last week to be eaten by a crocodile for Britain this summer. Obviously, the most important part of the event is the opening 60 yard sprint towards the crocs. And twenty-two year old Nottingham schoolteacher Gavin Watterlow is rated by some not only the fastest but also the tastiest British morsel since Barry Gordon got a bronze at Helsinki. In charge of the team is Sergeant Major Harold Duke.
Duke: Aww, well, you not only got to get in that pit first, you gotta get EATEN first. When you land in front of your croc, and 'e opens his mouth, I wanna see you right in there. Rub your 'ead up against 'is taste buds. And when those teeth bite into your flesh, use the perches to thrust yourself DOWN his throat...
Loothesom: Duke's trained with every British team since 1928, and it's his blend of gymnastic knowhow, reptilian expertise and culinary skill that's turned many an un-appetizing novice into a crocodilic banquet.
Duke: Well, our chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.
Loothesom: The British team are worried because Olympic regulations allow only the competitor's heads to be sauced. Gavin Morolowe...
Morolowe: Yes, well, I mean, (clears throat) you know, four years ago, everyone knew the Italians were coating the insides of their legs with bolinaise, the Russians have been marinating themselves, One of the Germans, Biolek, was caught actually putting, uh, remolarde down his shorts. And the Finns were using tomato flavoured running shoes. Uh, I think there should either be unrestricted garnishing, or a single, Olympic standard mayonnaise.
Loothesom: Gavin, does it ever worry you that you're actually going to be chewed up by a bloody, grey crocodile.
Morolowe: The only thing that worries me, Jim, is being the first one down that gullet.
Loothesom: Well, the way things are going here at Lughtborrow, it looks as though Britan could easily pick up a place in the first seven hundred. But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shit. And back to you, in the studio, Norman.
chaotic is the opposite of lawful, nerd
chaotic unlawful is not an alignment
its the fuckin circle of life.
Sorry Dungeon Master....
*SMOKE BOMB*
BOOTS OF ESCAPING...BOOTS OF ESCAPING
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nerd
One of my brothers was there and had to chase off the press so the employees could go home
he also gave a rather graphic explanation of what went on when he called the other day
mufasta dying was pretty sad when i was like 8.
I'm so sorry
yeah.... when i was eight...
Then my brain went into cartoon mode of a 5-year-old girl being eaten by an alligator.
Then I remembered ZigZag's pitfall death scene in the Thief and the Cobbler. "you too, Fido, man's best friend. For ZigZag then, it is the end *crunch!*"
And then it all was funny.
Its in Florida, the dong of the USA.
No state taxes.
Um. Some great beaches...