Who would win in a fight between Mario and Sonic?

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Leitner wrote: »
    MetaHybrid wrote: »
    IS AMY ROSE LEGAL YET?

    I don't know, how old is she?

    Like ten. Aren't all the sonic characters creepily young?
    In the comics Amy was a child compared to adult/teen/whatever aged sonic and princess sally. Amy was so infatuated with sonic that she used the power of the chaos emeralds or super ring or something to wish herself to the adult/whatever age of sonic. Love triangle ensues.

    tl;dr- fuck amy. fuck her in her legal furry lolicon ass.

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  • LCDXXLCDXX A flask of wood and glass Terre Haute, INRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm gonna have to side with Sonic on this debate.

    I mean... Mario couldn't even beat Master Chief!
    See what I did there?

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    LCDXX wrote: »
    I'm gonna have to side with Sonic on this debate.

    I mean... Mario couldn't even beat Master Chief!
    I am such a faggot and I love sex with boys and men alike.

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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    . mario can use metal form to stop sonic in his tracks.

    Sonic rips apart metal robots all the time.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can Mario ride on Yoshi during the fight? Who knows what would happen if Yoshi was to swallow Sonic, I don't imagine hedgehogs are very tasty. Then again, Yoshi has eaten worse....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h7OvJDgL1s

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MetaHybrid wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    . mario can use metal form to stop sonic in his tracks.

    Sonic rips apart metal robots all the time.
    But not metal objects. I wanted to argue that the tanuki suit was an object, but sonic breaks through stone walls all the time.

    I'll still hold my arguement that sonic can't break through metal mario. Robots are parts and screws and have hollow areas that can allow bending and breaking. Metal mario is solid metal, thus the equivalent of 8 inch steel walls that I don't remember sonic ever busting through.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    imbalanced wrote: »
    Can Mario ride on Yoshi during the fight? Who knows what would happen if Yoshi was to swallow Sonic, I don't imagine hedgehogs are very tasty. Then again, Yoshi has eaten worse....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h7OvJDgL1s
    Tough call. In the last thread CT stipulated no allies. Although yoshi can be considered a vehicle, all of the mario sports/arena games provide enough precedence that yoshi is his own personality, and as such an ally. Not to mention the various games he's starred in. So no yoshis allowed.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sonic is about as big as Mario's shoe. The fight would go something like *STOMP RING STOMP AGAIN*.

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  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All we have to do is wait for Brawl to come out. It doesn't matter who's in it - if Mario can beat Solid Snake, he can beat anybody.

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    MetaHybrid wrote: »
    IS AMY ROSE LEGAL YET?

    I don't know, how old is she?

    Like ten. Aren't all the sonic characters creepily young?
    In the comics Amy was a child compared to adult/teen/whatever aged sonic and princess sally. Amy was so infatuated with sonic that she used the power of the chaos emeralds or super ring or something to wish herself to the adult/whatever age of sonic. Love triangle ensues.

    tl;dr- fuck amy. fuck her in her legal furry lolicon ass.

    me first lolz!

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    MetaHybrid wrote: »
    IS AMY ROSE LEGAL YET?

    I don't know, how old is she?

    Like ten. Aren't all the sonic characters creepily young?
    In the comics Amy was a child compared to adult/teen/whatever aged sonic and princess sally. Amy was so infatuated with sonic that she used the power of the chaos emeralds or super ring or something to wish herself to the adult/whatever age of sonic. Love triangle ensues.

    tl;dr- fuck amy. fuck her in her legal furry lolicon ass.

    me first lolz!
    Fuck her ass all you want. I already claimed Amy's Rose. lawl lawl. :roll:

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Touche!


    This thread is now about which of amy rose's orifices you desire the most!

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  • mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This post would be better on the Wii

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Will a coat hanger or a morning after pill cure us from this terrible plague that's come to pass?

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  • IShallRiseAgainIShallRiseAgain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think animal control would do much better.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Will flossing or Listerine cure us from this terrible plaque that's come to pass?

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But who would win a swordfight between Mario and Sonic?

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  • Kewop DecamKewop Decam Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mugginns wrote: »
    This post would be better on the Wii

    Nothing can fail on the Wii, that's an obvious. thanks for pointing out the obvious.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hmm watching the newground post, I forgot about super sonic. Super sonic would be a damn hard challenge against mario. Maybe super heug mushroom might give mario a chance? Probably not. I'm guessing mario's only chance is to hide his punk ass until super sonic runs out of rings, if ever.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But who would win a swordfight between Mario and Sonic?

    You know what happens when game personalities swordfight? Dante hears about it and turns up at the event. And proceeds to molest them.

    It happened during the Link/Cloud fight of '99. It was horrible.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mario would just need to find some water and watch as Sonic's speed means nothing.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mario can shoot at least two fireballs at once. If Sonic runs straight into both of them, he's dead no matter how many rings he has.

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  • jclastjclast Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    But who would win a swordfight between Mario and Sonic?

    You know what happens when game personalities swordfight? Dante hears about it and turns up at the event. And proceeds to molest them.

    It happened during the Link/Cloud fight of '99. It was horrible.

    Link and Cloud had another fight in 2006, and it was glorious.

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  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Let's not forget the blue Koopa shell from New Super Mario Bros. If Sonic and Mario were in a head on collision, Mario would be unscathed but Sonic would be dead. End of story. I also think the cape would benefit Mario, it would be like a Mexican bull fighter.

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    When Mario jumps in the middle of an incline, he obeys the laws of physics.

    +1 Mario.

    Also, I don't think it's fair for the Sonic fans to negate all of Mario's abilities because their mascot can only do two things.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jclast wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    But who would win a swordfight between Mario and Sonic?

    You know what happens when game personalities swordfight? Dante hears about it and turns up at the event. And proceeds to molest them.

    It happened during the Link/Cloud fight of '99. It was horrible.

    Link and Cloud had another fight in 2006, and it was glorious.

    That was clearly fixed. The arbiters used a time machine and fucked things up. And I know Dante got to Link pre-battle. That kind of thing fucks with a man's mind.


    In closing, Mario and Sonic bitchslap each other and then make up in the style of Captain K's fanfic.

    ...in this parallel universe. But what about the others?!

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  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If the recent Sonic's have taught us anything it is that Sonic has terrible aim and a fetish for throwing himself off cliffs.

    Mario could just stand there and Sonic would off himself.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Also, even if Mario is unarmed, all he has to do is wait for Sonic to charge at him and then sidestep a little, forcing Sonic to attempt to turn, miss, and go flying off a cliff to his death.

    Edit: Dammit.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We can't forget about Mario's apparent super strength. Mario 64?

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  • NickTheNewbieNickTheNewbie Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    We're getting off topic here!

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  • MetaHybridMetaHybrid Taste defeat!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    We can't forget about Mario's apparent super strength. Super Mario World?

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I still stand by my statement that "hur Mario isn't allowed to use Fire Flowers or Shells or anything" is unfair.

    It is not Mario's fault that your mascot only has two moves.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Meh, he wouldn't need any powerups anyways. What he lacks in raw speed, he makes up for it in ninja like agility.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Perhaps we should word the scenario as all-out war between the two settings.

    Mario universe/characters versus the Sonic universe/characters.
    Now there's an idea for a thread full of pain :)

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  • wateyadwateyad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nickle wrote: »
    When Mario jumps in the middle of an incline, he obeys the laws of physics.

    +1 Mario.

    Also, I don't think it's fair for the Sonic fans to negate all of Mario's abilities because their mascot can only do two things.

    If you let Mario use every item ever available to him then you have to let Sonic do the same thing. Hyper Sonic = smart bombs at will = win.

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  • NickleNickle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Perhaps we should word the scenario as all-out war between the two settings.

    Mario universe/characters versus the Sonic universe/characters.
    Now there's an idea for a thread full of pain :)

    That would tip the scales even more towards Mario winning.

    Since not EVERY side character in the Mario universe is an abomination before God.

    edited for redundancy.
    wateyad wrote: »
    Nickle wrote: »
    When Mario jumps in the middle of an incline, he obeys the laws of physics.

    +1 Mario.

    Also, I don't think it's fair for the Sonic fans to negate all of Mario's abilities because their mascot can only do two things.

    If you let Mario use every item ever available to him then you have to let Sonic do the same thing. Hyper Sonic = smart bombs at will = win.

    NSMB=Giant Invincible Mario

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sonic should also be allowed to use his various shields.
    I envision a long drawn out standoff.
    Finally, Shadow shows up and they both make up and murder him.

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  • NORNOR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mario has the ability to dodge, evasivly roll across the ground, dodge in the air, and create a force field out of nothingness.

    Sonic can't even hurt him.

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  • wateyadwateyad Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nickle wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Perhaps we should word the scenario as all-out war between the two settings.

    Mario universe/characters versus the Sonic universe/characters.
    Now there's an idea for a thread full of pain :)

    That would tip the scales even more towards Mario winning.

    Since not EVERY side character in the Mario universe is an abomination before God.

    edited for redundancy.
    wateyad wrote: »
    Nickle wrote: »
    When Mario jumps in the middle of an incline, he obeys the laws of physics.

    +1 Mario.

    Also, I don't think it's fair for the Sonic fans to negate all of Mario's abilities because their mascot can only do two things.

    If you let Mario use every item ever available to him then you have to let Sonic do the same thing. Hyper Sonic = smart bombs at will = win.

    NSMB=Giant Invincible Mario

    So we have created a state in which both characters are invincible and thus created a complete stalemate. Proving that a proper conclusion can only be reached by not allowing access to items.

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sonic should also be allowed to use his various shields.
    I envision a long drawn out standoff.
    Finally, Shadow shows up and they both make up and murder him.
    I wanted to mention the shields, but I didn't see how they could help sonic other than a free hit.

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