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Lion vs Bear: the outcome?
Meiz
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Rawr, king of the fucking jungle.
Brooooaaahhh.
I'm fucking huge.
I state that the bear would win because he is obviously bigger then the lion and could easily subdue its assault by swatting the lion onto the ground and biting into its neck, crushing its trachea. The bear can also stand tall in order to make itself less vulnerable to a neck bite from the lion.
Brooooaaahhh.
I'm fucking huge.
I state that the bear would win because he is obviously bigger then the lion and could easily subdue its assault by swatting the lion onto the ground and biting into its neck, crushing its trachea. The bear can also stand tall in order to make itself less vulnerable to a neck bite from the lion.
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i mean lions hunt in groups this is totally mismatched
I mean, geese could kill both of them.
Because geese travel in thousands.
Not because of pack instinct, but out of necessity, to carry their enormous fiberglass fortresses.
Also, geese have knives, and one has a dagger.
Bengal Tiger owns all. Claws and Teeth like a lion, size of a bear.
Lions are the LA street gangs of the big cat world.
vs.
I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
They also look like ducks, which are one of the few non-human species that rapes other animals, so there's an intimidation factor.
Bear wins. Bear Grylls always wins.
Dude the Bengal Tiger isn't even the largest species of tiger and they are less than half the size of a Brown Bear.
Actually Tom Green thought of it first on his radio show back when he was in Ottawa only it involved a cheetah and a bear.
5 funny bucks to anyone who can name the radio show.
Besides, the largest subspecies, the Amur tiger, is tiny compared to a geese brigade.
Hahahaha.
Well-played.
Sure and you have plenty of white and green mana.
Who wins?
Pigeon vs. Pelican
FATALITY
"Then the bird got up and strolled along until it reached one of the pigeons, which it just grabbed in its beak.
"There was a bit of a struggle for about 20 minutes, with all these people watching. The pelican only opened its mouth a couple of times.
"Then it managed to get the pigeon to go head first down its throat. It was kicking and flapping the whole way down."
Are Raptors involved in this?
There's no such thing as devolution you numpty.
Snake vs. Alligator
DOUBLE KO
The Burmese python tried to swallow its fearsome rival whole but then exploded.
What's that Mr President?
"WWAAAARRRK"
Ok, can you refrain from gutting our CS agents?
"WWAAAARRRK"
You want us to ignore the drowning people in California after the big one eh?
"WWAAAARRRK"
No, I will not do that sir.
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