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Holy, shit monkeys are taking over

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i didnt say gay = low self esteem, just maybe low self esteem leads to being gay and then being a closet gay leads to lower self esteem so then you get your super gay richard simmons type.
    those are the only people I'm going to casually explain away with my pseudo logic. super gays.

    Or, you know. Gay people could just be born that way.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it would be pretty awesome to have a pet monkey you could get drunk with.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    it would be pretty awesome to have a pet monkey you could get drunk with.

    PETA would probably yell at you.


    I want to shoot those people with a .50.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mcp wrote: »
    it would be pretty awesome to have a pet monkey you could get drunk with.

    and the conversation comes back to monkey butlers

    excellent

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    not really a monkey butler

    more of a monkey buddy to just hang out with

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    nice comma in the title

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    SHIT MONKEYS

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    a monkey butler/buddy would be the best of both worlds

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    HOLY , SHIT Monkies.


    Messengers from god.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    a monkey butler/buddy would be the best of both worlds

    he could eat bugs out of your hair!

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    I would hope my monkey butler does the finger-rub to ask for tips thing while looking in a different direction in an attempt to be inconspicuous

    because that would be awesome

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    imagine if alfred was a monkey

    imagine

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    RhinoRhino TheRhinLOL Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    it would be pretty awesome to have a pet monkey you could get drunk with.

    PETA would probably yell at you.


    I want to shoot those people with a .50.


    or train the monkey to shoot at them.

    No one wants to mess with a drunken pissed off monkey that is packing heat. Not even peta.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Monkey soldiers.

    They could fight our useless wars for us.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nuzak wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    it would be pretty awesome to have a pet monkey you could get drunk with.

    and the conversation comes back to monkey butlers

    excellent

    What the hell, Nuzak?

    You can't get drunk with your butler. That breaches the whole master/slave dynamic and makes the whole relationship very uncomfortable. Next you'll be suggesting you call them by their actual names or something equally absurd.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    i think i am going to use "holy shitmonkeys!" as an expression of suprise from now on

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man, never mind about the monkeys...

    look at this bear.

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    look at him.

    #pipe on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    THAT'S A FURRY HUMAN

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Where's the edit where he has a tophat and cane?

    I must see it.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    look at him

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    HE COULD DRIVE

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    he doesn't have a penis!

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    man, never mind about the monkeys...

    look at this bear.

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    look at him.


    littlebear.jpg

    it's little bear holy shit.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well if it's Little Bear we don't have to worry, he's very friendly and has morals.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, but where the fuck are Duck, Cat and Owl?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Well if it's Little Bear we don't have to worry, he's very friendly and has morals.

    he looks like a fag though

    one very gay bear

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Little-Bear-.Jpg

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

    whatabunchafags

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

    whatabunchafags

    Damnit bongi, you're supposed to say "Holy shitmonkeys!"

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes
    The fact that his parents do makes this even more strange.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

    whatabunchafags

    Damnit bongi, you're supposed to say "Holy shitmonkeys!"

    what

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

    whatabunchafags

    Damnit bongi, you're supposed to say "Holy shitmonkeys!"

    what

    You're fired.

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes
    The fact that his parents do makes this even more strange.


    Obviously bears don't grow reproductive organs until later on in life.

    If theres no naughty parts why cover up.

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    maybe clothes are a rite of passage

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    MenaceMenace regular
    edited July 2007
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes
    The fact that his parents do makes this even more strange.


    Obviously bears don't grow reproductive organs until later on in life.

    If theres no naughty parts why cover up.

    then why does his dad wear a shirt

    explain that

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes
    The fact that his parents do makes this even more strange.


    Obviously bears don't grow reproductive organs until later on in life.

    If theres no naughty parts why cover up.

    then why does his dad wear a shirt

    explain that

    um.


    Man boobs, only with dicks.

    This makes no sense, and probably a horrible mental image.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Menace wrote: »
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Menace wrote: »
    why doesn't little bear wear clothes
    The fact that his parents do makes this even more strange.


    Obviously bears don't grow reproductive organs until later on in life.

    If theres no naughty parts why cover up.

    then why does his dad wear a shirt

    explain that

    Elevated levels of Bear estrogen.

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    bongibongi regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    bongi, I have surprising news from the Internet, no one is going to be charged over the recent "cash for honours" scandal!

    whatabunchafags

    Damnit bongi, you're supposed to say "Holy shitmonkeys!"

    what

    You're fired.

    you can't fire me! i'm the king!

    bongi on
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