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flight of the conchords

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Do New Zealanders really hate Australians?

    It's sort of a 'big brother' kind of relationship, except the big brother that you wait until you're better than him in some kind of way or he trips up and you go kick him in the teeth.

    EDIT: Oh whoops, necropost. Soz.

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    it's a good thing this was an active thread, and not a dead one

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    well still

    this is a good show

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes

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    Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes

    go on

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    guess what I have

    is it a biscuit?

    no

    is it....another kind of biscuit?

    no, it's not a biscuit.

    is it a really big biscuit?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Terrible thread about worst show.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wow, they made Bret the stupid one in the episode with Will Forte.

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes

    go on

    clockwise

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DMAC wrote: »

    but i hear the extras are nonexistent.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just finished the season.

    That was a bit depressing, but I marked out for Demetri Martin.

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    BushmaoriBushmaori Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    ha ha ha, every body say "six" so I can laugh at your stupid voices

    Man, what?
    You are thinking about Australians.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Wellington is a good place. They named it after the boot, because the boot pioneered the sheep fucking industry, enabling the sheep fucker to put the sheep's back legs in the wellington boots and prevent it from escaping.

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    BushmaoriBushmaori Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Wellington is a good place. They named it after the boot, because the boot pioneered the sheep fucking industry, enabling the sheep fucker to put the sheep's back legs in the wellington boots and prevent it from escaping.

    Listen here I am Kiwi and trust me if we were to fuck sheep there would be much easier ways, for example when docking (cutting off tails) we run them down a roller-conveyor belt thing on their backs, making for perfect position for missionary sex.

    I'm just saying, thats just how I'd do it.

    Not that I would.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bushmaori wrote: »
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Wellington is a good place. They named it after the boot, because the boot pioneered the sheep fucking industry, enabling the sheep fucker to put the sheep's back legs in the wellington boots and prevent it from escaping.

    Listen here I am Kiwi and trust me if we were to fuck sheep there would be much easier ways, for example when docking (cutting off tails) we run them down a roller-conveyor belt thing on their backs, making for perfect position for missionary sex.

    I'm just saying, thats just how I'd do it.

    Not that I would.

    They can still kick that way. The boots prevent that. Shame shame, man.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Don't live in Wellington, man. That place is terrible. Windy, cold and has shitty art everywhere.

    I also don't think NZ is very awesome. The landscape is the only real attraction. But maybe I only think that because I live here.

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    BushmaoriBushmaori Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bushmaori wrote: »
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Wellington is a good place. They named it after the boot, because the boot pioneered the sheep fucking industry, enabling the sheep fucker to put the sheep's back legs in the wellington boots and prevent it from escaping.

    Listen here I am Kiwi and trust me if we were to fuck sheep there would be much easier ways, for example when docking (cutting off tails) we run them down a roller-conveyor belt thing on their backs, making for perfect position for missionary sex.

    I'm just saying, thats just how I'd do it.

    Not that I would.

    They can still kick that way. The boots prevent that. Shame shame, man.

    Well when you consider that we dock them when they are lambs you don't need to worry about that. Besides if I did fuck sheep I would like unspoiled meat.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    sheep have huge vaginas. i can totally see why you new zealand dudes fuck them

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man I did not even crawl out of my momma's hoohoo in the land of the long white cloud but dang that sheep-fornicating stereotype is getting old

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bushmaori wrote: »
    Bushmaori wrote: »
    I am residing in new zealand and feel free to ask any questions about the nightlife and which direction our toilet flushes
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Wellington is a good place. They named it after the boot, because the boot pioneered the sheep fucking industry, enabling the sheep fucker to put the sheep's back legs in the wellington boots and prevent it from escaping.

    Listen here I am Kiwi and trust me if we were to fuck sheep there would be much easier ways, for example when docking (cutting off tails) we run them down a roller-conveyor belt thing on their backs, making for perfect position for missionary sex.

    I'm just saying, thats just how I'd do it.

    Not that I would.

    They can still kick that way. The boots prevent that. Shame shame, man.

    Well when you consider that we dock them when they are lambs you don't need to worry about that. Besides if I did fuck sheep I would like unspoiled meat.


    You sure know a lot about fucking sheep for someone who claims that they infact, don't fuck sheep.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yes, he was joking and saying it as if he did. You know, that subtle humour thing?


    Also, the South Island is about 3 times as awesome as the north, especially considering Pleb up there lives in auckland, the anus of NZ. West coast of the South Island has impressive as fuck scenery, but the cities really aren't that great imo.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I said the scenery is good to be fair and especially so in the South Island. But to be fair it is inhabited mostly by farmers (who aren't real people) and white hicks (which aren't really people either).

    Only place worth actually living is Auckland so far as I can tell while every other town is tiny and full of weird country people.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    L|ama wrote: »
    Yes, he was joking and saying it as if he did. You know, that subtle humour thing?


    Also, the South Island is about 3 times as awesome as the north, especially considering Pleb up there lives in auckland, the anus of NZ. West coast of the south island has impressive as fuck scenery, but the cities really aren't that great imo.

    awww aren't you adorable?

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    christchurch is a hole where neo-nazis gather

    possibly to hold pizza parties or going to internet cafes and playing battlefield: vietnam with one another

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    BushmaoriBushmaori Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Palmerston North, where I currently live is a shit-hole. Even John Cleese thinks so and he wasn't here for long.

    Napier is nice with its Art Deco and mostly sunny weather, I have to agree that Auckland is a bit of shit-hole, if you want nice scenery most of it is in the south island. We call it South Island.

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    KingPleb wrote: »
    I'm trying to study abroad in Wellington next year

    tell me how awesome NZ is

    Don't live in Wellington, man. That place is terrible. Windy, cold and has shitty art everywhere.

    I also don't think NZ is very awesome. The landscape is the only real attraction. But maybe I only think that because I live here.
    I'm living in Minnesota right now

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    like lord of the rings!

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    CareWereCareWere __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    There's no doubt about it we'd be gettin crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

    Just because I say BUMP, doesn't mean that I wan't to bum you.

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    Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm living in Minnesota right now

    Man I don't know anything about Minnesota. But I take it that it ain't too great.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    CareWere wrote: »
    There's no doubt about it we'd be gettin crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

    Just because I say BUMP, doesn't mean that I wan't to bum you.

    and i nee-eed a woman, so i imagined you with some bosoms.

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