I don't like this thread. It started out with a lot of potential, and then we started being scientific about it. Science is alright sometimes, but I mean, come on now, this is no time for science.
Yeah, guess the flaming sort of died down... a shame. I'm a troll guys, and a newbie, aren't there any more clever insults to throw? Spongecake kind of tried, but it almost seemed out of place. Weird. Definitely would've looked right on page 2.
No.
No, you have passed the test and are now one of us.
Welcome, brother, to Social Entropy++. Untold wonders await you.
Maybe one of you, you huge fag.
I'll say it again - GET THE FUCK OUT AND GO TO D&D.
Like Hunter said - they enjoy being pretentious and having arguments about shit like this all the time. GO THERE.
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Yeah, this is a forum about COCKS! DICKS! LOL! Either fall in or get the fuck out.
If its not COCKS DICKS LOL the only thing that is acceptable is funny.
The "rofl it was a social experiment, I'm actually an incredibly intellectual person who likes to learn things lol" excuse is the oldest troll excuse in the book.
Excuse...? Trolls don't need excuses, this thread is doing exactly what I was hoping for, what excuses do I need to offer? Excuses are for the newbies who make threads like these and then fervently try to come up with some way of saving themselves from a perma-ban by pretending it was their little brother, or an experiment, or a joke, or arguing they didn't technically break the rules.
This is what you're trying to say: "Ha ha ha you are all my pawns."
This is what you really mean: "I'm crying inside because my lone social interaction is limited to the internet and I can't even get that right."
THESE are my favorite insults. I'd do near-anything (no buttsex) to figure out why people make comments like these. People may call me a faggot or a retard or whatever else but I don't think they honestly believe I'm a homosexual with an IQ below 70. However, posts like these -- I think the person actually believes it, they think if they figure out the type of person I am that'll be an insult deeper than any other. The fact that every 'I figured out who you really are' insult sounds the same -- living in the basement with no job or girlfriend or friends or social skills' doesn't ever really get noticed.
The reason I am able to make this judgment, Sarge, is because I actually have some life experience, on and off the internet, and I've socialized quite a bit in both arenas. You are displaying the same strain of social ineptitude as so many other people I've seen. It's not really an insult, dear boy, but an observation based on relationships and acquaintances I have and a general knowledge of human nature.
But, please, keep dancing for us. It's quite entertaining.
I don't like this thread. It started out with a lot of potential, and then we started being scientific about it. Science is alright sometimes, but I mean, come on now, this is no time for science.
Yeah, guess the flaming sort of died down... a shame. I'm a troll guys, and a newbie, aren't there any more clever insults to throw? Spongecake kind of tried, but it almost seemed out of place. Weird. Definitely would've looked right on page 2.
No.
No, you have passed the test and are now one of us.
Welcome, brother, to Social Entropy++. Untold wonders await you.
Who the fuck are you and who gave you the goddamned right to the initiation speech? Go back to wherever the hell you came from, you fucking faggot.
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...and he orders a pint of lager. He's about to sit down and drink it when this enormous block of concrete, 7 feet high takes the seat he was heading for. The slab looks him up and down, grimaces and says "If you don't get the fuck out of my seat I'm going to rip your fucking eyes out and shit in the sockets". The enormous block of concrete looks down on him, licks his lips nervously and decides not to try his luck. He gets up and lets the slab of concrete take his seat...
...so the slab of concrete is sat there, drinking with his friend when this even larger lump of concrete comes in - he's bulging with concrete muscles and covered in concrete scars. He accidentally knocks over the slab's drink as he walks past. Without missing a beat, the slab of concrete grabs him by the bulging arm, stares him right in the eye and says "You're gonna buy me a new drink or I'll stuff that barstool so far down your neck you'll be shitting legs". The giant lump of concrete gives a nervous laugh and buys him a new pint. The slab of concrete goes back to his drink with his friend...
Man I was going down on my girls twat and all of a sudden she starts talking about TWAT and I'm like I am going down on your twat I don't want to hear about TWAT man that is so fucked up so I stuck my penis in her TWAT I mean twat o god.
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man, ain't nobody fuck with this slab o' concrete.
The "rofl it was a social experiment, I'm actually an incredibly intellectual person who likes to learn things lol" excuse is the oldest troll excuse in the book.
Excuse...? Trolls don't need excuses, this thread is doing exactly what I was hoping for, what excuses do I need to offer? Excuses are for the newbies who make threads like these and then fervently try to come up with some way of saving themselves from a perma-ban by pretending it was their little brother, or an experiment, or a joke, or arguing they didn't technically break the rules.
This is what you're trying to say: "Ha ha ha you are all my pawns."
This is what you really mean: "I'm crying inside because my lone social interaction is limited to the internet and I can't even get that right."
THESE are my favorite insults. I'd do near-anything (no buttsex) to figure out why people make comments like these. People may call me a faggot or a retard or whatever else but I don't think they honestly believe I'm a homosexual with an IQ below 70. However, posts like these -- I think the person actually believes it, they think if they figure out the type of person I am that'll be an insult deeper than any other. The fact that every 'I figured out who you really are' insult sounds the same -- living in the basement with no job or girlfriend or friends or social skills' doesn't ever really get noticed.
The reason I am able to make this judgment, Sarge, is because I actually have some life experience, on and off the internet, and I've socialized quite a bit in both arenas. You are displaying the same strain of social ineptitude as so many other people I've seen. It's not really an insult, dear boy, but an observation based on relationships and acquaintances I have and a general knowledge of human nature.
But, please, keep dancing for us. It's quite entertaining.
Alright, so in your life experience, you deal with a lot of losers, fine. I could tell you I have a job and a girlfriend, but you wouldn't believe me naturally. So I just have to work from another point of view, being that you must've noticed that even if you feel your brand of character judgment is authentic, that it's also the exact same one everyone else uses. So if every troll is painted this personality but only 10% of them are like that, why are you so confident?
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You need diplomacy in TWAT. If you go in all violently and just throw all you have at TWAT, you're bound to get stuck in it.
Man I was going down on my girls twat and all of a sudden she starts talking about TWAT and I'm like I am going down on your twat I don't want to hear about TWAT man that is so fucked up so I stuck my penis in her TWAT I mean twat o god.
The "rofl it was a social experiment, I'm actually an incredibly intellectual person who likes to learn things lol" excuse is the oldest troll excuse in the book.
Excuse...? Trolls don't need excuses, this thread is doing exactly what I was hoping for, what excuses do I need to offer? Excuses are for the newbies who make threads like these and then fervently try to come up with some way of saving themselves from a perma-ban by pretending it was their little brother, or an experiment, or a joke, or arguing they didn't technically break the rules.
This is what you're trying to say: "Ha ha ha you are all my pawns."
This is what you really mean: "I'm crying inside because my lone social interaction is limited to the internet and I can't even get that right."
THESE are my favorite insults. I'd do near-anything (no buttsex) to figure out why people make comments like these. People may call me a faggot or a retard or whatever else but I don't think they honestly believe I'm a homosexual with an IQ below 70. However, posts like these -- I think the person actually believes it, they think if they figure out the type of person I am that'll be an insult deeper than any other. The fact that every 'I figured out who you really are' insult sounds the same -- living in the basement with no job or girlfriend or friends or social skills' doesn't ever really get noticed.
The reason I am able to make this judgment, Sarge, is because I actually have some life experience, on and off the internet, and I've socialized quite a bit in both arenas. You are displaying the same strain of social ineptitude as so many other people I've seen. It's not really an insult, dear boy, but an observation based on relationships and acquaintances I have and a general knowledge of human nature.
But, please, keep dancing for us. It's quite entertaining.
Alright, so in your life experience, you deal with a lot of losers, fine. I could tell you I have a job and a girlfriend, but you wouldn't believe me naturally. So I just have to work from another point of view, being that you must've noticed that even if you feel your brand of character judgment is authentic, that it's also the exact same one everyone else uses. So if every troll is painted this personality but only 10% of them are like that, why are you so confident?
...the slab and his friend are chatting happily, when in walks a scrawny, puny, five foot length of concrete. the red piece of concrete walks up to the slab, stares up at him and announces "What are you looking at?". The other patrons watch in fear, waiting for the explosive fight, but the slab of concrete gives an innocuous smile, sits down and says "Nothing mate, I don't want any trouble". The red piece of concrete walks away...
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If its not COCKS DICKS LOL the only thing that is acceptable is funny.
The reason I am able to make this judgment, Sarge, is because I actually have some life experience, on and off the internet, and I've socialized quite a bit in both arenas. You are displaying the same strain of social ineptitude as so many other people I've seen. It's not really an insult, dear boy, but an observation based on relationships and acquaintances I have and a general knowledge of human nature.
But, please, keep dancing for us. It's quite entertaining.
and that's hot
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TWAT is an official acronym for The War Against Terror apparently
Where does
I was frequently the target of unwarranted aggro, like some infernal modus operandi
come from?
I've googled the shit out of that and come up with nothing.
I also searched the comic archive, but I think we all know how well that works.
Who the fuck are you and who gave you the goddamned right to the initiation speech? Go back to wherever the hell you came from, you fucking faggot.
Cronyx. Go read chatlogs. ITT: Lesbians is the one you want, but I mean, you need to read them all.
It comes from lesbians.
Chatlog. ITT Lesbians.
Oh man I lost my leg in the TWAT, jesus, that place is hell.
So, can you give me a description of your TWAT
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5 stars, would poop again.
I will read them all!
If it takes the rest of my life.
So happens I am.
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Drez how is the "TWAT" looking so far?
I'm seeing reports of a withdrawl in a few years.
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Well, I hope to get into TWAT real soon, but I am afraid we might be forced to pull out too quickly, before we're finished. TWAT is fickle like that.
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Alright, so in your life experience, you deal with a lot of losers, fine. I could tell you I have a job and a girlfriend, but you wouldn't believe me naturally. So I just have to work from another point of view, being that you must've noticed that even if you feel your brand of character judgment is authentic, that it's also the exact same one everyone else uses. So if every troll is painted this personality but only 10% of them are like that, why are you so confident?
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
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What the fuck. That's totally inappropriate.
Trying to get the rest of the concrete joke.
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Only the Sith deal in absolutes
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I wish I could see the looks on all of your faces, now.