BEYOND BIOGRAPHY, THERE LIES TRUTH (Line-ups, division assignments)

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DIVISION A


AARON STACK (-SPI-)
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Aaron Stack aka Machine Man

Beware fleshy ones! For Aaron stack is a mighty robot! Complete with telescoping limbs, the ability to fly and stuffed to the brim with amazing robot-y parts. He could even make you pregnant from several yards away! (He's filled with useful devices ;-))

He's also total ***** No really, he's *****

DIVISION D


GUY GARDNER (Keith/Fedora)
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Guy Gardner is the universe's greatest Green Lantern ever. When Abin-Sur crashed on Earth, Guy was the ring's first choice for a replacement, but he was far away, so it went to that sissyboy Hal Jordan instead. Guy's personality is that of a hotheaded American male: He likes his women hot and his hot sauce hotter. Though one would assume that Guy is an idiot, he's been shown to be a master tactician, coming up with the plan that saved the entire Green Lantern Corps. Because of this event, he was promoted to Honor Guard Lantern #1, meaning that when shit needs to get done, he gets it done.

Guy was born in Baltimore. Son of an abusive alcoholic father, Guy did his best in school to earn his father's approval. When all the attention went to Guy's older brother, Guy became a delinquent until his older brother (a police officer) snapped him out of it. Guy then went on to get a bachelor's degree in education and psychology from Michigan University. He then became a social welfare caseworker (hey i am copying from wikpedia please don't expel me, teacher), but quit because he felt it brought out his more aggressive nature. After that, he became a teacher for children with disabilities.

During the '90s it was revealed that Guy was part Vuldarian, which meant that he could form guns with his arms and jesus christ it's retarded don't even acknowledge that unless it's a '90s fight.

His power is that of every other Green Lantern: he has a power ring that forms hard light constructs of whatever he wills. Guy is one of the strongest Green Lanterns, so his willpower is hard to break (it is pointed out in Green Lantern: Rebirth that Guy's ring is always sparking with energy as if it can't contain the power of his will).


THE CAPTAIN (The Lovely Bastard/Mr. Pink)
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Heath Huston (Writer: Munkus Beaver, Artist: Grifter)
Domino (Writer: DasUberEdward, Artist: Avro_Arrow)




Complete and utter *****

X-O MANOWAR (JCM)

NOVA (Judas)
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Chosen at random by the dying Xandarian Rhomann Dey to receive his Nova Corps powers, teenager Richard Rider found himself thrust into the role of superhero, a role he grasped with relish.

Learning that Xandar was threatened by the Skrull Empire, Nova and his fellows pledged their aid; the Skrulls were eventually driven off with the help of the Galadorian spaceknight Rom. Homesick for Earth, Richard agreed to give up his powers, which were needed to help rebuild war-ravaged Xandar's defenses, and returned home a normal human once more.
Months later Richard was tracked down by Night Thrasher, who believed Richard's powers were merely dormant and wished to recruit Nova for his prospective hero team. To test the theory, Night Thrasher dropped Richard off a roof; luckily for both of them, Night Thrasher was correct, and the adrenaline rush re-awoke Richard's abilities. Alongside several other teenage heroes he founded the New Warriors, and also resumed his solo career.

Rider was at one point replaced as Centurion Prime for Earth's sector of space by Garthan Saal, the former Super-Nova, after failing to follow orders at a crucial time.

When Saal sacrificed himself to save earth from the Dire Wraith queen Volx, he passed his powers back to Rider. He continued to fight alongside the New Warriors until the team broke up, reformed, and broke up again. He agreed to come back as part of the New Warriors reality TV show, and travelled the U.S. with the team, fighting menaces that'd taken up residence in communities that didn't have resident heroes. The team fought several criminals who'd escaped the Raft during the massive prison break that led to the reestablishing of the Avengers.

Richard was recalled to Xandar alongside the rest of the Nova Corps to deal with the threat of the Annihilation Wave. Rider was the only StarCorps member to survive the Wave's surprise attack, and has become the bearer of the entire Nova-Force, as well as the Xandarian Worldmind, the living computers that contain the entire record of Xandarian civilization as well as the minds of all its deceased members.



CYCLOPS (Servo)
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C is for the commanding tone of his voice, earned through years of being combat leader of the x-men!

Y is for the chromosome he has that attracts all the lovely ladies!

C is for his childhood, tortured by Mr. Sinister!

L is for lasers that shoot out of his eyes!

O is for organic food, which is what he eats!

P is for paternal figure; that is, professor x!

S is for 'Slim'!


DIVISION B


LAYLA MILLER (Balefuego/Nogs)
Layla Rose Miller, also known as Butterfly, is a fictional character in the Marvel Comics universe. She first appeared in House of M #4, and was created by Brian Michael Bendis and Oliver Coipel. Peter David has developed the character, placing Layla at the center of the ensemble of mutant private detectives in his title X-Factor.

Layla Miller is a young mutant girl with precognitive powers. She has exhibited an ability to see paths of causality to their ultimate conclusion, which allows her to alter events to prevent or cause certain occurrences.

In other words,

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BATMAN JONES (hughtron)
Real Name: Batman Jones
Powers: Keen sense of deduction.
Gadgets: Smoke bombs, rope, marbles, pocket knife etc. Basically the kind of things Batman would have in his utility belt, only handmade because Batman Jones is just a kid. He also has a bycycle.

Bio: After Batman saved his parent's life, Mr. and Mrs. Jones named their kid Batman Jones, in honour of their savior. Growing up, B. Jones admired his namesake, and often longed to be a crimefighter as well. After helping Batman & Robin recover a millionaire's lost statue, Batman Jones took up the mantle of saving Gotham city's high schools from themselves. Batman Jones has an above-average intellect, not quite on the level with Batman or Robin, but nearing there. Wikipedia says he out-smarted them, so it can be true.

In case you can't make it out in the picture, Batman Jones wears shorts, his favorite Batman t-shirt, and his own home-made cowl. It ties in the back like Iron Fist's. He has a utility belt full of home-made gadgets. He doesn't wear a cape because his bedsheets are in the wash.

For (slightly) more information, you can read Batman Jones' Wikipedia page.


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THE ORPHAN (Hooraydiation/Toji Suzuhara)
Straight from Hooraydiation and me. It's only the first half of what we have planned, but hopefully it's sufficient for the moment. (We should have the rest soon.)

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Officer Jeff Smax (Entrant: Bucketman)

DIVISION C


CAPTAIN AMERICA (Anjin-San/Blankspace)
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Biography:

Steve Rogers is a prime example of a man stepping up to the plate for his country in the days of WWII.

He was rejected from the service because of his frail, wimpy body. AMERICA HAS NO NEED FOR PANSY-ASS ART STUDENTS, SON.

When he goes into Operation: Rebirth this all changes. The Super-Soldier serum makes him into the All American ass kicker and symbol of liberty he was born to be. Donning the guise of Captain America, he and Bucky Barnes serve as counter propaganda and counter intelligence against the Nazi regime.

In the closing days of WWII Bucky is (supposedly) killed while trying to defuse a bomb atop an experiment drone plane and Cap is thrown into the arctic waters below.

SOME TIME LATER he is revived by the Avengers, and has continued to put foot to ass for the U.S.A. and the world (and existence as we know it) until being assassinated recently.

Powers/Abilities:

Cap has no superpowers. He is man at his physical prime, once seen bench press 1100 pounds.

Cap is quite proficient in several martial arts and self defense techniques, which he often uses in combination with his superb gymnastic abilities.

He's also a expert tactician and combat strategist, often commanding his peers in any given situation. Years of fighting in WWII, leading the Avengers, and being an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. have made Rogers the ideal soldier.

Cap's primary weapon is his shield. Made of Wakandan vibranium, this thing is nearly indestructible. He uses it in a boomerang-like fashion, throwing it around corners and into walls for the purpose of striking his enemies wherever they are. It also serves as protection against projectiles and is capable of absorbing extreme force. Don't fight Hulk without it!

Personality:

Rogers is an extremely patriotic man, if you haven't noticed. He's patriotic in the most sincere sense; he has often worked on his own if the government he serves is corrupt, as he fights for The Dream, not administrations.

That said, Cap doesn't let his sense of duty stop him from his pursuit of happiness, as he is also a consummate ladies man.[/quote]

ANIMAL MAN (Charmy)
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SHADOWCAT (Geebs/Antibodies)
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Character Summary:
Kitty Pryde AKA Shadowcat was the original mascot of the X-Men, having joined the team at the tender age of thirteen and remaining with the various X-Factions through her young life. She has undergone some severe traumas that kept her on the sidelines or out of the limelight for many years but these experiences have only strengthened her character. Although she could not be considered one of the X-Men's big guns, she is undeniably the heart and soul of the team and the original inspiration for many of the modern heroines that populate sci/fantasy fiction.

Powers: Mutant ability to turn herself intangible at will, honed to an almost reflexive trigger akin to Spider-Sense. Phased state allows limited resistance to telepathy, physical attacks, some energy attacks. Some dense materials, gasses and energies are more difficult or even painful for Kitty to transition through. She can also solidfy certain parts of her anatomy as she sees fit while phasing. Can render others intangible with physcial contact as well as cripple/disable any electrical field she comes in contact with. Able to engage in levitation vertically through substances and matter to simulate flight.

Skills: Standard Combat skill learned from years of Danger Room Sessions. An inherited lifetime worth of numerous martial arts schools due to a demon possession and Wolverine's tutelage, she even uses some of her former Master's broken bone claws as retractable weapons. Espionage, stealth, combat training due to a breif stint with SHIELD. Technologically gifted naturally and due to extensive exposure to Shi'ar schooling. Ability to summon and utilize the demonic Soulsword of her dead friend Illyana, which can harm her in phased form. Access to other dimensions/alternate realities of herself thanks to an accident in the timestream and her robotic Widget form. She shares a psionic rapport with the alien dragon Lockheed who serves as both pet and bodyguard to Kitty.

What I'm doing in the Tourney:
I'm a die-hard X-Fanboy for life and Kitty ranks up there with my other favorite under-rated X-Men who lack any real development or story arc to establish them, thus she is an ideal candidate for reinventing and playing with in the tourney. Her costumes have tended to be very bland yellow on black unitards over the years after her initial appearances were outright bizarre jumbles of hideous color. Claremont usually wrote her very well, as he does all his female creations- as a confident, intelligent, creative girl yet outside his run she was abused and led a meandering existence. Whedon has brought her back to the fore of the X-Universe but I think there's still a clear lack of understanding on her history and how she has evolved in the interim between her classic Uncanny appearances and the current Astonishing that I think make her all the cooler.

I'm going to play up her namesake, put her in some more sleek black leathers and give her all the tools she needs to make like a ninja, claws and all. Pretty much only Leinil Yu's version of her outfit ever really did anything for me but I like my Kitty angst free, she's less a riot grrl and more of a maney lioness princess type. Admittedly I know very little of the greater DC universe as I'm mostly a Marvel/Vertigo/Indy type dude so I look forward to handing some bizarre new characters and seeing what it feels like to handle someone elses character/scripts where I'm not bogged down with achieving perfection with my own creations. I've wanted to do something in GV for while besides lurk so this seems like the ideal situation to step in with the other big comic guns of the AC and Battle Tournament.

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DIVISION D


GUY GARDNER (Keith/Fedora)
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Guy Gardner is the universe's greatest Green Lantern ever. When Abin-Sur crashed on Earth, Guy was the ring's first choice for a replacement, but he was far away, so it went to that sissyboy Hal Jordan instead. Guy's personality is that of a hotheaded American male: He likes his women hot and his hot sauce hotter. Though one would assume that Guy is an idiot, he's been shown to be a master tactician, coming up with the plan that saved the entire Green Lantern Corps. Because of this event, he was promoted to Honor Guard Lantern #1, meaning that when shit needs to get done, he gets it done.

Guy was born in Baltimore. Son of an abusive alcoholic father, Guy did his best in school to earn his father's approval. When all the attention went to Guy's older brother, Guy became a delinquent until his older brother (a police officer) snapped him out of it. Guy then went on to get a bachelor's degree in education and psychology from Michigan University. He then became a social welfare caseworker (hey i am copying from wikpedia please don't expel me, teacher), but quit because he felt it brought out his more aggressive nature. After that, he became a teacher for children with disabilities.

During the '90s it was revealed that Guy was part Vuldarian, which meant that he could form guns with his arms and jesus christ it's retarded don't even acknowledge that unless it's a '90s fight.

His power is that of every other Green Lantern: he has a power ring that forms hard light constructs of whatever he wills. Guy is one of the strongest Green Lanterns, so his willpower is hard to break (it is pointed out in Green Lantern: Rebirth that Guy's ring is always sparking with energy as if it can't contain the power of his will).


THE CAPTAIN (The Lovely Bastard/Mr. Pink)
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Black Cat (Writer: Munkus Beaver, Artist: Grifter)
Domino (Writer: DasUberEdward, Artist: Avro_Arrow)

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    DIVISION E


    BLACK PANTHER (wwtMask/Iroh)
    Bio (some parts stolen shamelessly from Wikipedia)

    Hero name: Black Panther
    Real name: T'Challa
    Occupation: King of Wakanda, Current leader of the Fantastic Four (Reed's on hiatus)
    Previous affiliations: The Avengers, Secret Avengers
    Allies: Storm (wife), the nation of Wakanda, Fantastic Four

    Powers and abilities
    The title "Black Panther" is a rank of office, chieftain of the Wakandan Panther Clan. As chieftain, the Panther is entitled to eat a special heart-shaped herb that grants him superhumanly acute senses and increases his strength, speed, stamina, and agility to the peak of human development. T'Challa is a rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat, proficient in various African martial arts as well as contemporary ones. He is a skilled hunter, tracker, strategist, and scientist — he has a Ph.D. degree in physics from Oxford University. He can pick up a prey's scent and memorize tens of thousands of individual ones.

    As king of Wakanda, the Panther has access to a vast collection of magical artifacts, technological and military hardware, as well as the support of his nation's wide array of scientists, warriors, and mystics. The Wakandan military has been described as one of the most powerful on Earth.

    Some “common equipment” that the Black Panther employs includes:
    • An "energy dagger", whose blade can be made to go from stunning up to armor piercing
    • A vibranium-weave suit; the vibranium blunts most impact, and the soles of the boots contain vibranium and an active vibration system that allows T'Challa
    • A portable supercomputer, the "Kimoyo card.", which can interface with almost any technology
    • Thrice-blessed armor; hard and mystically enhanced armor, it's the toughest armor at T'Challa's disposal
    • Light armor; incredibly strong and light armor which shrinks out of sight and is concealed under the Panther's normal outfit
    • The Ebony Blade; formerly in the possession of the Black Knight, this magical black sword can cut through anything.
    • King Solomon's frogs; magical devices fashioned into the form of two golden frogs. One has power over time, the other over space. When used together, the frogs can transport the user anywhere in time or space.

    Personality
    Raised to be the eventual king of Wakanda, T'Challa possesses the qualities of a great king: regal, intelligent, cunning, demanding, noble, and proud. He cares greatly for the welfare of his people and personally works to maintain his country's standing in the world. His upbringing has engendered a “prepare for all eventualities” frame of mind, to the point that, upon learning of a possible threat to his Wakanda or his agenda, he immediately begins devising contingency plans to defeat it. Examples of said plans include a Galactus contingency plan, as well as a developing zombie apocalypse contingency plan.

    T'Challa, like his countrymen, is not very trusting of outsiders, owing largely to the condition of other African countries and the countless times outsiders have attempted (and failed) to conquer Wakanda. However, he has great trust and respect for those he has called friends and teammates, and generally seeks to do good in the world.

    T'Challa believes that his country is the most advanced, enlightened, and benevolent on the planet. Unlike his people, he believes that it is not possible to remain isolationist in the current times and has been actively engaging in the affairs of the outside world since he's been king.

    T'Challa has been accused, at times, of being manipulative, arrogant, prejudiced against non-Wakandans, and misogynistic, though not everyone agrees with these accusations. He will not fight a woman in hand to hand combat unless it's a life-threatening situation. However, he respects and relies on his Dora Milaje, ceremonial wives-in-waiting, to fight for and with him. While he does believe in the general superiority of Wakanda, he does not discount the accomplishments of the outside world.

    Oh, and he really did beat up the Silver Surfer. And he put the Surfer in a headlock while the Surfer had the Power Cosmic.

    The Comic
    "Not Very Secret War: Black Panther Prologue"
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    DR. LIGHT II (Mai-Kero)

    Kimiyo Hoshi


    Occupations:
    Badass (occasionally)
    Astronomer
    Scientist
    Medical Doctor
    Superhero
    May or May Not be a Mother. Goddamn SBP punching shit.

    Skills:

    Knows science.
    Being kind of a jerk.
    Is Bilingual. But only through cheating.

    Powers:
    Kimiyo has a pretty ridiculous-awesome control of light. She can: absorb light, blind people (totally a jerk move), fire laser beams, create holographic images, fly by riding on lightwaves, fire blasts of pure force (she's just that cool), and create hard light which doesn't make any sense but hey, it's pretty badass so that's okay.

    HISTORY:

    Kimiyo Hoshi, an intelligent Japanese astronomer, was spending the day being a dick to all the other astronomers she was supervising, when suddenly a giant fucking cloud of antimatter poofed into existence. Naturally, all of the other astronomers were pretty goddamn scared, several remarking <"What the fuck shouldn't that shit be exploding?">

    But Kimiyo Hoshi, being hardcore awesome, told them to get the fuck out of her lab so she could study the cloud.

    MEANWHILE:

    The Monitor makes contact with the Anti-Monitor, forces prepare for combat, and the Monitor realizes that hey the math is a little off let's go create another hero to tip the scales and hey look at that a random Japanese woman.

    And thus Doctor Light II was born.

    Significant Events:
    Blowing the fuck out of the Anti-Monitor. Seriously, she took a star, absorbed it, and blew a massive gaping hole in the Anti-Monitor. That should be e-fucking-nough right there. But no, that's not all! She also saved Superman. Carried his ass right out of the fire. Rock on.

    After Crisis, Doctor Light kind of absorbed her energy. This doesn't make much sense since he got his fucking-with-light powers from a suit, and she was granted them by a god-like entity.

    To recap: She tore the shit out of the Anti-Monitor! Fuck you Arthur Light! Fuck you!

    SPIDER-MAN (The Muffin Man/Vann Diras)
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    NIGHTCAP
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    [FONT=Monotype Corsiva, cursive]With Wade Wilson[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Greetings Marvelites, Marevelettes, and...whatever the heck else you sub-humans wanna be called. I'll be your host for this evening. The wonderfully wacky, spectacularly sexy, and amazingly awesome, Merc with a Mouth, Wade Wilson. Friends call me Deadpool.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Enemies, too, for that matter.
    Come to think of it, pretty much everyone calls me Deadpool.
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Anyway, on to the real reason I've rattled your cage out there in “4th Wall-World” is simple. Spider-man. Ya know him, ya love him, ya wanna see him kick my butt YET AGAIN. But you don't get that pleasure. I ain't IN This tourney!
    SO NUTS TO YOU!
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    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]YOU ARE NOT BEING PAYED TO MAKE LIGHT OF THE COMBATANTS.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I'm not even being paid, SoB.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING ME THAT.[/FONT]
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    Fine, fine...

    Now. There are those of you out there who have no idea who Spider-man is. I ask you, what the heck are you smoking, where can I find some, and does this make me look fat?
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Then again, if you're reading this, you're probably MORE than familiar with the Amazing Spider-man. In fact, it's joked that you're not really a Marvel character until you've had a cross-over with the Wall-crawler. I, in fact, have fought him and WON!
    Okay okay. I threw his alter-ego (Who I TOTALLY knew was Spider-man at the time!) off of a bridge and got my butt handed to me as a Christmas gift, along with my teeth, and my pride. But this isn't about the Friendly Neighborhood Butt-kicking I got, but the Friendly Neighborhood butt-KICKER himself!
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Spider-man, or “Spid-El” as he was originally named on his home planet of Archnon...[/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]DEADPOOL.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]FINE. Jeez, can't even have FUN with this. PETER PARKER, as he was born...was an average human. Not one of them mutants you hear about. Or an alien. Or magic (at least, we don't think so). Or whatever three billion archetypes there are. He was your normal, nerdy kid that guys like me beat up. In fact, a guy like me DID beat him up. Named Flash Thompson...Jeez, my day you'd get beat up for being named Flash...[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Segues aside, Peter Parker was your average kid. Lived with his aunt and uncle, fawned over the cute red-headed girl next door. A regular Charlie Brown. A real book-worm, too.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Peter had always had an affinity for science and technology, bein' what we call a “nerd”, or a “geek”. Like I said, jerks like Flash Thompson always picked on him. Except that cute red-head. She was always a friend to Petey, but not too close. Well, not until later in life, but we're getting there. HOLD ON.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]At the age of 15, on a field trip to some demonstration of dangerous super-science that we probably shouldn't let kids in high school see, a spider accidentally lowered itself through the beam of one of the machines, and landed on Parker's hand. Parker, being the wuss that he is, probably flailed or something. Whatever he did, it bugged this bug.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]The spider bit the kid. Got a vein, too. And Petey being the massive wuss that he is, ran home crying. His genetics were forever altered, giving him super-strength, speed, agility, and other fantastic, vaguely spider-based powers.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]So he decided to become a professional wrestler. I know I know. It sounds stupid. Don't blame me. It was all Stan Lee's idea. You want a scapegoat, go find him.[/FONT]
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    So here he is, some no-name punk wrestler, and he beats some guy named Crusher Hogan. Once again, find Stan.
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]In a display of ultimate self-righteousness, a crook busts in and robs the joint, and the perfectly apt and capable Spider-man let's him go.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]That crook Spidey didn't bust?
    Goes off, finds Pete's Uncle Ben by accident, and guns him down. Pretty heavy, right?
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]So, Peter is pretty bummed. His uncles dead, he's broke, and he coulda stopped the guy who did it all to him. You'd think he'd go all Dark Knight and scare the bejeezus out of criminals, right? Wrongamundo! Sure, he scares criminals, but that's an unintentionally hilarious part of being a superhero. Despite the crazy crap he stares down on a daily basis, now even more so because of his Avengers status, he has kept his cool. Perhaps BECAUSE of it all, though, the kids always been one of the wittiest and funniest of guys. I gotta admit, I cracked a smile when I was letting him wail on me. Or maybe that was just my jaw popping out of place. Either way, the kid's got heart, and he personally attributes his humor to his being scared out of his wits early on, and now it's just a habit. The mask goes on, the mouth goes up. And down. And around. And other various motions that create sound.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]So, what can he do, you ask?
    Well, he's got the powers of a spider. Some of them very loosely based on a spider. How many garden variety spiders do YOU know can stick to walls? All of 'em. How many can spin a web? All of 'em. How many can benchpress a truck? Yeah, that's what I thought. Proportionate my left cheek. But I guess it's no worse than SPIDER-Woman flying, or making men go ga-ga. Although that'd be probably cause a lot of trouble for Spidey.

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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Strength[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]He has the “proportionate” strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and other natural human functions of a spider. Used to be 10, but now, we're not quite sure, but we think he's breaking 20. Of course, this gives him a decent amount of durability. Nothing too spectacular(Like how I worked that in there again?), like the Hulk or the Thing, but he's substantially tougher than, say, Daredevil, or Punisher, or someone else nobody likes but every wants in a movie before Deadpool because C'MON GUYS EVERYONE LOVES ME! WHERE'S MY MOVIE DIRECTED BY BRYAN SINGER!? HECK I'LL TAKE ONE DIRECTED BY THAT HACK BRETT RATNER! C'MON JOEY Q, THE PEOPLE DEMAND ME!![/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Ahem[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Sorry about that.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Agility[/FONT]
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    As for his speed and reflexes? He's one of the quickest superheroes to react, not JUST because of his spider-senses (again, getting to that). But also because of his reflexes. His reaction time is something like 15 times greater than the average humans peak, and registering a 10.2 on a scale where most humans only register 2-3 for reaction times, and the upper limit is FOUR. Though even I haven't taken enough shots to the brain to think that 15 times 2 is 10.2, but whatever.
    In addition to REACTION speed, the kid can book like the best of 'em. While he can't outrun the likes my fellow X-Men Alum Quicksilver, but he's pretty swift, able to sprint up to 100MPH with enough distance. Not too shabby, if you ask me.

    Webbing/Wall-crawling
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]These are too similar to be there own. Don't complain, I'm armed.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Heavily.[/FONT]
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    Spidey used to have wrist-mounted web-shooters, that would fire a gooey substance from a nozzle planted right below the palm of his hand, with a very fussy pressure-plate to activate it. This plate was very fussy for good reason, so he had to apply an exact amount of force to fire off a web for that familiar “thwip” and he doesn't accidentally “go off” when he's making a fist, or grabbing something. Trouble was, each "cartridge" didn't last long, and left him with some plot-sensitive reloading, such as when the damsel-in-distress was being dragged off, or he had to hold a criminal down.
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Nowadays, the kids got organic webbing (gross), that comes out in conveniently the same spot. In any case, the webbing had pretty much the same qualities. It's about as strong as steel cable, can stick to just about anything, and dissolves within a couple of hours, less if it gets wet. “Web-slinging” as he calls it, is his primary mode of transportation. He can't fly, he can't drive, he can't run super-fast for long stretches of time, and most importantly he can't teleport.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I can.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]I'm totally better than him.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Like his webs, there are few things Spider-man himself CAN'T stick to. [/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]He can scale a completely flat, vertical cliff-side, leap off it, and then sling a web to swing away to a crime.[/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]
    Recently, his entire body has gained the ability to stick to things, rather than just his hands and feet. This allows him to stick his face to his mask (which he used to just do with webbing, glue, or some other sticky substance that we probably don't wanna know about), or a person to his back.
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    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Spider-sense[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Jeez, this guys got more powers than Pre-Crisis Superman! Okay, that's not true. NOBODY has more powers than him.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Anyway, the spider-sense started off as a tingling in the back of Spider-man's head. Nowadays, it's evolved into a much more effective danger sense, telling him more precisely what the danger is. This, along with his agility and his totally unique fighting-style, make him one hell of a fighter. He can dart and dodge around prolonged machine-gun fire if he has enough distance between himself and the gunner.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Alongside his almost 6th-sense for danger, he can talk to bugs. But unlike Ant-Man, he's got USEFUL powers to make up for it.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]On to useful powers, he can feel the changes in air currents on his arm hairs, or detect vibrations through his webbing. This is pretty useless, considering his spider-sense. Okay so "useful" was a bit misleading. Sue me.
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Random Crap[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]On top of being married to a super-babe, having a loving aunt, being an Avenger, a teacher, respected by Captain America, close friends with the Fantastic Four, getting Christmas Cards from the X-Men, a member of the Defenders, and whatever else has fallen into his lap, he's one of the smartest men in the world. Reed Richards himself has compared Pete's intellect with his own, though his main area of expertise is genetics and biology.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]And he never even beat his wife! I think...
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]Peter is married to the gorgeous model, actress, and all-around hottie, Mary Jane Watson-Parker. A woman only surpassed in beauty by the lovely Bea Arthur. She has stuck by him through thick and thin, and hurting her or his aunt is pretty much signing a death warrant. It's a really, REALLY bad idea. Trust me. It's right up there with dangling steak in front of a starving pit bull. Only the pit bull can't drop you from the George Washington Bridge.[/FONT]
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS, cursive]
    Well, that about concludes the Nightcap special “Behind the Webbing”. I hope you have enjoyed it, or I'm probably out of a job.
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    LOBSTER JOHNSON (Bob the Monkey/Spectre-X)
    Undead Nazi Hunter. Once murdered a levitating brain with his bare hands.

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    DIVISION F

    INVINCIBLE (mattharvest)
    Mark Grayson is "Invincible", the half-human/half-viltrumite superhero with super-strength, speed, invulnerability and flight.

    The son of Omni-man - Earth's most famous and beloved superhero - Invincible was shocked to learn that his father was in fact a conquering warlord, sent by the Viltrumite empire to conquer Earth. After nearly killing his son, Omni-man fled Earth in confusion.

    Recently, Invincible has reconciled with his father, only to have the Viltrumite empire take his Omni-man prisoner for treason. The empire has placed Earth under Invincible's domain, and expect him to turn it over in 300 years.

    Growing in strength, and functionally age-less, Mark is struggling to protect the world he loves against enemies within and without.

    And he's a smart-ass.
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    BLUE BEETLE (Munch)
    History: Born into the lap of luxury as heir to the Kord Industries fortune, young Ted Kord never aspired to much. Though an intelligent and driven young man, pressure from his parents encouraged him to set aside his dreams and focus on preparing to take over the family business. However, upon being approached by the Justice League of America to design their security system, that all changed. Inspired by their heroism, Ted began to long for more, though it would take him years to act on his aspirations.

    Upon entering college he met Professor Dan Garrett who, unbeknownst to Ted, moonlighted as the superheroic Blue Beetle. Over time the two became close friends, with Garrett mentoring the young Kord. Thus it came as no surprise that, when Ted deduced that his uncle Jarvis was building an army of murderous robots, he would turn to Dan for help. Together the two confronted Jarvis, and though they managed to halt his plans, it cost Dan his life. Upon his death bed Dan asked his young friend to honor him by becoming the next Blue Beetle. But, before Dan could pass on the magical scarab that granted him powers, the stone was buried in a cave-in, seemingly lost forever. Undaunted and determined to honor the man who had become as a father to him, Ted used his genius intellect to construct a vast arsenal of non-lethal weaponry which, in conjunction with his skills as a masterful acrobat and martial artist, would allow him to become the next Blue Beetle.

    Talents/Skills: -Blue Beetle possesses supergenius intellect on par with the likes of Niles Caulder, Batman, and Will Magnus.
    -Blue Beetle is an accomplished martial artist and acrobat.

    Equipment: -The "Bug", a specially designed vehicle which can travel by land, air, or water. When in motion it is almost completely silent.
    -Blue Beetle employs a "BB Gun" which, depending on the whim of the user, can fire a sonic boom to knock out opponents, a strobe light to disorient them, or a grappel device.
    -Over the years Blue Beetle has employed numerous other inventions, including adhesive bombs, suction grips to allow him to scale walls, modified goggle lenses granting him enhanced sight, and a costume designed to protect him from various low-impact attacks.

    Personality: An affable jokester, Blue Beetle is typically lighthearted, though he can often be self-deprecating, especially when it comes to his constant battle with weight gain.

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    PLASTIC MAN (CableCarrier)
    Petty criminal Eel O'Brien's life was changed after being struck by a drum of experimental acid, some of which entered his bloodstream via a gunshot wound. This caused a mutagenic process throughout his entire form, which Eel discovered gave him extraordinary abilities. Renouncing his old ways, Eel began to fight crime under the moniker of Plastic Man.

    As a result of his altered physiology, Plas has vast shapeshifting abilities, which range from simply stretching his limbs to taking the shape of simple devices such as a cart or net. Also, his inorganic status gives Plas a strong immunity to physical and psychic attacks. However, Plas is limited by his available color palette, which is restricted to the colors of his costume (red, yellow, and black) and his skin tone. Also, Plastic Man has shown some vulnerability to extreme temperatures.

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    THE SENTRY (Devlin_Dragonus)
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    This is a Place holder picture, it is not actually drawn by me but by someone name WyA, some of you may have seen his stuff before. *Koff*Invincible*koff*
    Actual art work coming soon.



    Alter Ego: Robert Reynolds
    Species: Human (empowered)
    Team Affiliations: Mighty Avengers
    Notable Aliases: The Void
    Abbilities: Superhuman strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes, and durability.
    Superhuman Senses, Flight, Radiation and light manipulation, Telepathy.



    The Sentry is the greatest Superhero the world has never known. The reason the world is unaware of his many accomplishments is mostly due to the efforts of Mastermind, under the direction of the vile villain, the Crazed General. Mastermind had a virus implanted in Bob Reynolds mind that created extreme delusions and possibly the existence of the Void. The virus combined with his powers served to effect everyone on the planet, using his own abilities against him, and making everyone forget who he was.

    Unknown to many the great villain the THE VOID, in in fact a delusion of Bob Reynolds, a possible by product of the serum he took to become the Sentry. (But honsetly, he just wanted to get high. Who dosent!?) The Sentry is all powerful, and the extent of his poweres have yet to be determined, if he has any weakness it would be his damaged mind, and his split personalities. (lets be honest the man is just Bat-shit loco)

    But be warned, as fragile as his mind is, as much as he keeps himself from acting in events unfolding around him, the Sentry is still a powerful force ... and when focused, a very serious threat.


    DIVISION G

    THE SPIRIT (Dex Dynamo/Typhus)
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    IRON FIST (DarkPrimus/kshah777
    Real name: Daniel (Danny) Thomas Rand

    Abilities:
    Danny Rand is one of the world's most skilled martial artists. Possessing the power of the Iron Fist, Rand is able to focus his chi to to increase his strength, speed, reflexes, senses, etc. well past their natural limits. His signature attack is to focus his chi into his fists, causing them to glow and granting his blows extreme power. Focusing his chi, Rand is also able to induce highly accelerated healing of injuries. Recently, he encountered another individual with the powers of the Iron Fist, Orson Randell. Randell taught Rand several new techniques, such as a move that hypnotizes opponents, and the ability to channel energy into weapons.

    Backstory:
    Daniel Rand is the son of wealthy businessman Wendell Rand. As a young boy, Wendell had discovered the city of K'un-L'un, and when Daniel was nine, he, Wendell, Heather (his mother) and Wendell's business partner, Harold Meachum go in search of the city once again. During the journey, Meachum kills Wendell and leaves Daniel and Heather to their own devices. They manage to find the city, but a pack of wolves attacks them, leaving Daniel the sole survivor. He is saved by the city guards and becomes apprentice to Lei Kang the Thunderer, K'un-L'un's resident master of the martial arts. At age 19, Daniel takes up the challenge of defeating the dragon Shou-Lao the Undying. During the battle, Daniel throws himself against Shou-Lao's scar, tattooing his chest with a dragon insignia. After emerging victorious, Daniel plunges his fists into the cauldron containing the dragon's heart, and receives the power of the Iron Fist. Ten years later, Daniel Rand leaves the mystical city and returns to America. He is framed for the death of Harold Meachum, and after clearing his name starts operating as a superhero.

    While trying to take down crime lord John Bushmaster, Rand teamed up with Luke Cage, aka Power Man. The two became partners and formed Heroes for Hire, Inc. During this time Rand was able to re-assume control of the enterprise that his father had started, making him very wealthy. After many adventures together, Rand gets cancer from radiation poisoning and appears to die, and Luke Cage is framed for his death. Then it was revealed that a bunch of stuff happened involving Skrulls and doppelgangers and other things that came from the 1990s. In any case, Rand eventually returns, cancer-free, and starts a new, improved Heroes for Hire, Inc. Eventually, this HoH is also disbanded. Recently, Rand masqueraded as Daredevil while Matt Murdock was on trial/in jail, so as to convince the public that they were two separate individuals. After the events of Civil War, Rand, fiercely anti-registration, joins the underground New Avengers.

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    STARMAN (Bad Karma)
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    BATMAN (tombomb666/ENERjAKzero)
    Bruce Wayne is the Goddamn Batman. Wayne was born into a wealthy, high society family. His father, an influential doctor and socialite, was a man of strong moral fiber and gave to charities quite generously. Young Bruce loved and idolized his father. During an evening trip into Gotham to see a showing of Zorro, the Bruce witnessed the murder of his parents at the hand of a common criminal. At that moment, Bruce Wayne's childhood ended. From that day forward, he dedicated his life to preventing others to have to fell the pain of loss that he did. He spent years traveling the globe in search of masters of the martial arts, escapology, stealth, crime solving, and any other skills that he required to attain his goal. Upon returning to Gotham, Bruce created Batman.
    Bruce Wayne created the Batman to strike fear into the hearts of Gotham's underworld. The costume — and the way he acts while wearing it — are meant to be as imposing and intimidating as possible. While Bruce Wayne is lighthearted and irresponsible, Batman is stoic and driven. In addition to the change in costume and personality, Bruce Wayne also changes his voice significantly to become Batman. The Dark Knight's voice is low and raspy, for both disguise and intimidation.
    Batman is by no means alone in his war on crime. Commissioner James Gordan has been an ally of Batman's for the large majority of his time as a member of the Gotham City Police Department. Barbara Gordan acts as the central hub of information for Batman and the DCU as Oracle. Bruce Wayne's butler and comedic foil, Alfred Pennyworth raised the scarred young Wayne into the socially "adjusted" man he has become. Alfred also has made it his duty to nurture whichever young man Bruce currently has taken in as his ward.


    Abilities: Although he possesses no superhuman abilities, his tenacity, coupled with his genius intellect, makes him a force to be reckoned with. He possesses a wide assortment of gadgets, located centrally in his utility belt, which he uses to escape all manner of perilous situations. Batman keeps himself in peak physical condition and is a master of almost every known martial art as well as being a gifted acrobat. However, the strongest weapon in Batman's arsenal is fear, which he uses to strike terror in the hearts of criminals. Batman is one of the world's greatest scientists, criminologists, and tacticians, as well as a master of disguise.

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  • Son of BeyonderSon of Beyonder From Beyond BeyondRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I CURRENTLY HAVE 24/28 ENTRIES

    THIS POST IS FOR ASSHOLES WHO HAVEN'T SENT ME STUFF

    Officer Jeff Smax (Entrant: Bucketman)
    The Punisher (Entrant:nothingclever)
    Black Cat (Writer: Munkus Beaver, Artist: Grifter)
    Domino (Writer: DasUberEdward, Artist: Avro_Arrow)

    DIVISION D NEEDS TO STEP IT UP

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    They Beyonder Scouts Motto: BE PREPARED

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man oh man I am getting jazzed now.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    mattharvest gets bonus points for Wii inclusion.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    shit fuck Mr. Pink you are making us look bad, god.

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  • JCMJCM Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Just finished sending mine... imageshack hates me, really. :-(

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Antibodies is Tinwoodsman.

    I did not know this.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I think I wrote too much text...

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    God I wanged up the inking on that BB image so bad. Son of Beyonder, could you replace that image with this one where I tweaked it a bit?
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    And it looks like there's going to be some good competition in this thing. Fedora, Antibodies, kshah, and mattharvest are pretty rocking, and even non-artists like Mask and Karma are looking pretty good.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    This is going to be a massacre. I should have found an artist. I should've never started this!

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mine is whizzing through the intertrons to you in the form of a link.
    I put a lot of work into this thing.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Also that Kitty Pride looks like it was drawn by Frank Miller and Jamie Hewlett's baby. I am insanely jealous.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    God I am going to have a fucking chore to write that Lobster Johnson scene.
    I mean shit.
    It's not bad enough that I don't know shit about him, I can't get the idea of him talking like Sewer Urchin outta my head.
    "Uh oh, Spider-man. Definitely Spider-man."

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hughtron wrote: »
    This is going to be a massacre. I should have found an artist. I should've never started this!

    Yeah but without you there'd be no Batman Jones and that would just be horrible.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anyone who wants an extra laugh, look at the file name of the gardner picture.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ahahah yes Fedora, YES.

    Also, for our battle - how much I gotta pay you to throw the match?

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  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Actually, that was Iroh on the art, Munch. Still pretty cool though, especially given how much text I crammed into that script. He had to edit stuff to make it all fit. :P

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ahahah yes Fedora, YES.

    Also, for our battle - how much I gotta pay you to throw the match?

    I'm pretty sure keith would kill me, so I'm sorry.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll pay him, too, duh.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'll pay him, too, duh.

    How...how much we talkin' here?

    Is bribery againest the rules?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I aint so no rule saying I can't buy my victory.

    Also, you and Keith write a number on a piece of paper and slide it to me and we'll do it all legit like.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I aint so no rule saying I can't buy my victory.

    Also, you and Keith write a number on a piece of paper and slide it to me and we'll do it all legit like.

    Man, this is my fantasy job right here, Paying me not to work.

    Money for nothing. All I need are some chicks for free and i'm livin' the dream.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh no. You'll work.

    Just incredibly poorly.

    Maybe you have a seizure in the middle of the drawing?

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh no. You'll work.

    Just incredibly poorly.

    Maybe you have a seizure in the middle of the drawing?

    Or a stroke. Ya know? The kind that makes you unable to draw. At all.

    At least, until this is over.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Then someone from an art museum will see it and call a masterpeice of modern art.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    A really profitable stroke

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    A really profitable stroke
    A stroke





    OF GENIUS

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DAMNIT BLANK YOU BEAT ME TO IT.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Look, i'm not gonna throw anything guys, all i'm saying is that i'm really really allergic to 20 bucks showing up in my paypal account.

    Seriously, whenever that happens I just get the shakes real bad and i've got to lie down for a few days, away from any sort of drawing materials.

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  • JudasJudas Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Working on it, keep your clown shoes on...

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    Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver.
    Situation excellent. I am attacking.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Look, i'm not gonna throw anything guys, all i'm saying is that i'm really really allergic to 20 bucks showing up in my paypal account.

    Seriously, whenever that happens I just get the shakes real bad and i've got to lie down for a few days, away from any sort of drawing materials.

    How many days?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Look, i'm not gonna throw anything guys, all i'm saying is that i'm really really allergic to 20 bucks showing up in my paypal account.

    Seriously, whenever that happens I just get the shakes real bad and i've got to lie down for a few days, away from any sort of drawing materials.

    How many days?
    How many 20's?

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fedora wrote: »
    Look, i'm not gonna throw anything guys, all i'm saying is that i'm really really allergic to 20 bucks showing up in my paypal account.

    Seriously, whenever that happens I just get the shakes real bad and i've got to lie down for a few days, away from any sort of drawing materials.

    How many days?

    Oh, usually a week. ;-)

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The beyonder is gonna come in here any minute and yell at me, I just know it.

    And he's got that all caps voice too, really cuts to the bone.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Just make fun of his dad.


    I mean, have you seen the guy?
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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    i scanned mine and sent it to my email at work, but it has yet to show up some 1 and 1/2 hours later

    = /

    i've never scanned anything before. does it usually take longer to send? that doesn't make sense. i even got a confirmation thing that it had sent. hm.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    I have it on good authority that his dad could make your dad not exist.

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    and I have it on good authority that my dad could talk his dad into turning himself into stone or something.

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