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WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
It's time for a thread for our favorite Futurama Quotes!

Bender - Game's over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

-Robert E. Howard
Tower of the Elephant
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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bender: Great idea, Bender!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    he say you deckard

    he say you brade runner

    -bender, bender movie

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That seemed unnecessary.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Make that bitch your bitch, you bastard!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    all glory and honor to the hypnotoad.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    can we change this into a thread where everyone tells me about the status of futurama coming back

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bender - So do you know I'm going to do something before I do it?
    God- ... yes.
    Bender - What if I do something else?
    God - ... then I don't know that.

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    all these memories will be lost in time.. like tears.. in the rain...

    -bender, bender strikes back

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    *Zoidberg cuts off Frys arm*

    You bastard. Ill kill you. You bastard!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't recall fighting godzilla, but that is SO what I would have done

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You've killed me. ARGHGHGHG


    Oh god, what have I done?


    I just told you. Youve killed me!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Narrator: You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.
    Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!
    [wins again]
    Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL!
    Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane!
    [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it]
    Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me!
    Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
    [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler]
    Clyde Smith: No!
    [turns to a woman sitting next to him]
    Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me!
    [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly]
    Clyde Smith: A-a-ah!
    Bender: Saw it coming.

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Farnsworth - Oh, great! Lessons in not altering time by Mr. "I'm-my-own-grandpa"!

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ROOOOOOOOOOO BOT HOUSE!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well someone has to post it but I don't have it handy. Don't let me down SE++!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    get my wallet. it's the one with 'bad motherfucker' on it.

    -fry, bender goes to america

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Robot Devil - Can I have my hands back?
    Fry - NO!
    Robot Devil - You're not nice!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    “Not in our dreams! Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ballgames. And on buses. And milk cartons. And t-shirts. And bananas. And written on the sky. But not in dreams! No sirree!”

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    with my last breath i curse zoidberg!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I HAVE RIDDEN THE MOON-WORM

    -Moon Emperor Gore

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    "That's the best thing I ever saw!"

    Is still my favorite Futurama quote ever.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jamaica? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    'huh. huh. i am. cornholio.'

    -zapp brannigan, bender 2: hot shaft action

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    it isn't a quote

    but that part where fry misses the buttons is possibly the funniest moment in futurama

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lela: Ach, your hands are so cold!
    Robot Devil: And yet hell is so very hot! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I see what you did there.

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    one of those newsed letters - a blue sky
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    hey some of these aren't from fuckin futurama at motherfuckin all you shit tttttttttttttttttttttttt

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    'u mothe fucker. i try to read the internet with my 7 yr old son, and u show me the goat man.'

    - leela, bender six: bender bends boston

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  • WerrickWerrick Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You make me happy in my pants
    -Orikaeshigitae, The Bender Movie

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    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be rude without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

    -Robert E. Howard
    Tower of the Elephant
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hypnotoad2ti4.gif

    #pipe on
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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON/
    WE CARRY A HARPOON/
    BUT THERE AIN'T NO WHALES/
    SO WE TELL TALL TALES/
    AND SING OUR WHALING TUNE!


    - The Whalers on the Moon.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    beatles loop begin

    octopus's garden execute

    destroy

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
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    The origin of the sound for the hypnotoad is deliciously obscure.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    She's just stuck on repeat and he's an idiot.
    Well, thats love for you.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited July 2007
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    it's me. i'm keyser soze.

    -bender, the usual suspects

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Chester A. Arthur fall down

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