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I saw a cripple who was angrier than Stale
Trillian
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The other day I was on my way home from a movie premier, when I happened upon the strangest of sights.
A 4 foot tall person (gender neutral, it seems) was picking a screaming match ...an honest to god screaming match ...with four transit police. The police were losing too, it seemed, because one of them quickly got headbutted in the crotch.
After everything had died down, and they banned this wheeled menace from public transit, I asked the officer, who was gingerly cradling his manhood, what had happened. It seems that this individual, a female, I was told, rides the buses all day just to harass drivers, police, and passengers alike. What had the police angry at her that day was that she was pounding on the side of a bus telling a mentally handicapped person to move from the handicapped seats at the front of the bus because he was "physically able"
So yes, not only did I come across a cripple angrier than Stale, but one who was also a much bigger asshole.
Anyone else with awesome bus and/or cripple stories?
Discuss.
A 4 foot tall person (gender neutral, it seems) was picking a screaming match ...an honest to god screaming match ...with four transit police. The police were losing too, it seemed, because one of them quickly got headbutted in the crotch.
After everything had died down, and they banned this wheeled menace from public transit, I asked the officer, who was gingerly cradling his manhood, what had happened. It seems that this individual, a female, I was told, rides the buses all day just to harass drivers, police, and passengers alike. What had the police angry at her that day was that she was pounding on the side of a bus telling a mentally handicapped person to move from the handicapped seats at the front of the bus because he was "physically able"
So yes, not only did I come across a cripple angrier than Stale, but one who was also a much bigger asshole.
Anyone else with awesome bus and/or cripple stories?
Discuss.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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america
(wait, this was in america, right?)
dollars to donuts says that this dude was american, no matter where he was
Vancouver B.C.
About an hour north of you
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
My dad bought him a sprite which basically makes up for Vietnam or whatever
But he just kept wheelin around lookin grumpy
SO
hungry
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
oh shut up, you
what do you care, not five minutes ago you were advocating the fact that this guy deserves no rights since he's weaker than the majority
although, apparently he's stronger than a copcrotch
which is pretty comical
You're stupid.
a what?
hehehe yeah
I really twisted that all around, huh
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
the crotch of a cop
aduh
I was working in the far end of the store, down by the dvds, when I heard the women start yelling at someone. Apparently an overweight women had taken the motorized scooter and was refusing to give it up for the 80+ year old man. They went back and forth at each other for all of 5 seconds before the women with her father pushed the blob of a women off the scooter and on to the floor.
She then went and grabbed her father (who was trying to pretend to look at dvds) and exited the store.
So that's what caused the earthquake...
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
this is why we can't have nice things
how can you be stronger than a crotch that doesn't make any sense
rankenphile is stupid
what I'm saying is you never really made good on that
I don't know where you pulled 'soon'
mmmm MMM
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I dunno wishful thinking
33 is pretty specific
why not 32
You should've said dwarf, elf, oompa loompa or halfperson.
"Tuesday: partly cloudy with a 30% chance of showers. High of 23, low of 14. Wednesday: cloudy with a 40% chance of showers, clearing overnight. High of 20, low of 13. Thursday..."
He did about 4 or 5 days like this then ended with "Thank you", stepped down and walked away. The bus driver, who had been sitting there holding the door open didn't bat an eye.
he's 4 ft tall because he is sitting down
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