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Michael Vick: NFL's Dog-killing Bomb

The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hopRegistered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
Am I the only one who noticed? You fucking heartless bastard. This fucking dark-skinned, corn-rowed, multi-million-dollar paycheck collecting motherfucker is murdering beautiful young canines, and I'm the only motherfucker who noticed?

Y'all are sick and Michael Vick is sick and all the sick motherfuckers in Atlanta that are trying to apologize for that sorry black bastard are the real people to blame here. Fuck those dogs why are you assholes so heartless?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Failure.

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    i thought you were having buttsecks with him, celery

    you are a dirty liar.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    yeah celery

    i've seen a shitload of coverage on ESPN, PETA is calling for him to be banned from football, and the NFL may follow suit

    but you're the only one who noticed, thanks for the head's up

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    what does him being black have to do with anything

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    TFS I am butt-fucking Michael Vick right now because we are united in dog hate, how do you feel about that?

    now i know you don't like the guy

    but sexing him up? really now

    quite incriminating if you ask me

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    you seem to be almost as fixated on that as you are about the dogfighting

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuck that nappy-headed dog-killing motherfucker

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BEANS!

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fuck that nappy-headed dog-killing motherfucker

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    don imus would be all over this shit

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dog probably deserved it. Man's best friend my ass.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I own a pitbull and after first hearing the story, yeah it was shitty to hear about that happening to dogs.

    But the oversaturation of this shit is annoying.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Celery's the first person I've heard bring race into it, and my boss listens to the country station every morning.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    yeah wait, I get that it's terrible what he did to dogs

    but really, what is the point of all this "dark skinned" shit

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I suppose the upside is the exposure this subject will get now, and perhaps less of this shit will happen.

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    The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Look the fact of the matter is that white folk love themselves some pets

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    one time I stepped on my dogs tail

    it was an accident

    I'm sure if I was black it would've been on purpose

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    I suppose the upside is the exposure this subject will get now, and perhaps less of this shit will happen.

    or they will form fantasy leagues around it

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

    other dogs did that

    they should throw those other dogs in jail

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    let's not ignore the facts here folks

    celery is sodomizing him

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    that gray's anatomy dude is hilarious

    dude gets fired for making a gay slur and hes all "FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK"

    so basically he's using racism as an excuse for making a slur about gays

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Insane, vicious multi-millionaires really care what some nerd on the internet has to say about this subject.

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Part of it's saturation is that he's accused of running an unusually cruel dog-fighting ring.

    That's like eating an unusually tasty pie, or reading an unusually dry Dickens novel.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

    other dogs did that

    they should throw those other dogs in jail
    they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

    I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost

    well yeah

    that's part of the training

    you gotta make 'em fear defeat

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    that gray's anatomy dude is hilarious

    dude gets fired for making a gay slur and hes all "FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK"

    so basically he's using racism as an excuse for making a slur about gays

    lots of slave owners in the south were actually flamboyantly gay

    man didn't you go to elementary school

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost
    MURDRED
    slamamed them on the concrete

    isn't that FUCKED UP

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

    other dogs did that

    they should throw those other dogs in jail
    they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

    I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

    You are correct, sir.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost

    the dogs that lost clearly weren't mean enough

    doesn't anybody understand the concept of selective pressure in evolution

    Michael Vick is clearly trying to breed dogs that can shoot lasers from their eyes

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    those dogs get torn the fuck up in those fights man

    its just not cool

    and its not cool to sodomize those who do it

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

    other dogs did that

    they should throw those other dogs in jail
    they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

    I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

    You are correct, sir.
    Firefox 2.0 means nothing to me

    those red lines are smiply an irratatino WHAT ARE THESE RED LINES ABOUT

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Not that this is threadworthy but that shit is extremely fucked up. Luckily the whole "let's see how the legal procedure plays out" attitude the NFL typically takes are less likely now that he's going to face another indictment.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    As a franchise player in a major sport like the NFL, I think Vick should be held to a different standard, i.e. given a light slap on the wrist.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2007
    I get the feeling he was watching cujo or something and he just like, freaked out

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    laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

    it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

    didn't he like

    beat the dogs that lost

    He's accused of killing dogs that lost or didn't fight by:

    beating them
    soaking them, then electrocuting them
    drowning them
    throwing them into the sidewalk

    One article mentioned hanging, but it was on local radio.

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