Michael Vick: NFL's Dog-killing Bomb

The Green Eyed Monster

Am I the only one who noticed? You fucking heartless bastard. This fucking dark-skinned, corn-rowed, multi-million-dollar paycheck collecting motherfucker is murdering beautiful young canines, and I'm the only motherfucker who noticed?

Y'all are sick and Michael Vick is sick and all the sick motherfuckers in Atlanta that are trying to apologize for that sorry black bastard are the real people to blame here. Fuck those dogs why are you assholes so heartless?

Calamity Jane

Failure.

Ol' Sparky

i thought you were having buttsecks with him, celery

you are a dirty liar.

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the wook

yeah celery

i've seen a shitload of coverage on ESPN, PETA is calling for him to be banned from football, and the NFL may follow suit

but you're the only one who noticed, thanks for the head's up

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Knob

what does him being black have to do with anything

Ol' Sparky

celery77 wrote: »

TFS I am butt-fucking Michael Vick right now because we are united in dog hate, how do you feel about that?

now i know you don't like the guy

but sexing him up? really now

quite incriminating if you ask me

Knob

you seem to be almost as fixated on that as you are about the dogfighting

World as Myth

fuck that nappy-headed dog-killing motherfucker

Wrench N Rockets

BEANS!

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Sara Lynn

World as Myth wrote: »

fuck that nappy-headed dog-killing motherfucker

Ol' Sparky

don imus would be all over this shit

Cilla Black

Dog probably deserved it. Man's best friend my ass.

Calamity Jane

I own a pitbull and after first hearing the story, yeah it was shitty to hear about that happening to dogs.

But the oversaturation of this shit is annoying.

laughingfuzzball

Celery's the first person I've heard bring race into it, and my boss listens to the country station every morning.

DJ Eebs

yeah wait, I get that it's terrible what he did to dogs

but really, what is the point of all this "dark skinned" shit

Calamity Jane

I suppose the upside is the exposure this subject will get now, and perhaps less of this shit will happen.

The Green Eyed Monster

Look the fact of the matter is that white folk love themselves some pets

Knob

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

Sara Lynn

one time I stepped on my dogs tail

it was an accident

I'm sure if I was black it would've been on purpose

the wook

Anjin-San wrote: »

I suppose the upside is the exposure this subject will get now, and perhaps less of this shit will happen.

or they will form fantasy leagues around it

Knob

and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

other dogs did that

they should throw those other dogs in jail

Ol' Sparky

let's not ignore the facts here folks

celery is sodomizing him

DJ Eebs

that gray's anatomy dude is hilarious

dude gets fired for making a gay slur and hes all "FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK"

so basically he's using racism as an excuse for making a slur about gays

DJ Eebs

Knob wrote: »

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

didn't he like

beat the dogs that lost

Penguin Incarnate

Insane, vicious multi-millionaires really care what some nerd on the internet has to say about this subject.

laughingfuzzball

Part of it's saturation is that he's accused of running an unusually cruel dog-fighting ring.

That's like eating an unusually tasty pie, or reading an unusually dry Dickens novel.

World as Myth

Knob wrote: »

and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

other dogs did that

they should throw those other dogs in jail

they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

Knob

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

didn't he like

beat the dogs that lost

well yeah

that's part of the training

you gotta make 'em fear defeat

Sara Lynn

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

that gray's anatomy dude is hilarious

dude gets fired for making a gay slur and hes all "FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK"

so basically he's using racism as an excuse for making a slur about gays

lots of slave owners in the south were actually flamboyantly gay

man didn't you go to elementary school

World as Myth

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

didn't he like

beat the dogs that lost

MURDRED
slamamed them on the concrete

isn't that FUCKED UP

Calamity Jane

World as Myth wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

other dogs did that

they should throw those other dogs in jail

they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

You are correct, sir.

the wook

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

didn't he like

beat the dogs that lost

the dogs that lost clearly weren't mean enough

doesn't anybody understand the concept of selective pressure in evolution

Michael Vick is clearly trying to breed dogs that can shoot lasers from their eyes

Ol' Sparky

those dogs get torn the fuck up in those fights man

its just not cool

and its not cool to sodomize those who do it

World as Myth

Anjin-San wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

and really, michael vick didn't kill any dogs

other dogs did that

they should throw those other dogs in jail

they were pressured becase mone was on the oline

I spelled a bunch of that wrong didn't i

You are correct, sir.

Firefox 2.0 means nothing to me

those red lines are smiply an irratatino WHAT ARE THESE RED LINES ABOUT

Butters

Not that this is threadworthy but that shit is extremely fucked up. Luckily the whole "let's see how the legal procedure plays out" attitude the NFL typically takes are less likely now that he's going to face another indictment.

Dynagrip

As a franchise player in a major sport like the NFL, I think Vick should be held to a different standard, i.e. given a light slap on the wrist.

DJ Eebs

I get the feeling he was watching cujo or something and he just like, freaked out

laughingfuzzball

The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

is a dog fight really that bad? the dogs don't die that much, and hot damn is that an exciting time

it's like an unlicensed boxing match and the best parts of animal planet and the discovery channel all rolled into one

didn't he like

beat the dogs that lost

He's accused of killing dogs that lost or didn't fight by:

beating them
soaking them, then electrocuting them
drowning them
throwing them into the sidewalk

One article mentioned hanging, but it was on local radio.