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The stupidest ballsack games thread

ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Social Entropy++
From wikipedia:
In MGS 4, players will also utilize a new form of camouflage called "Octocamo", which replaces the camouflage system featured in Metal Gear Solid 3. Grey-black when disabled, the Octocamo suit allows the wearer to blend in with any surface in the manner of an octopus.

Snake will also be partnered with a robotic drone, which allows communication between characters, serving as a substitute to the CODEC radio system from previous games. It also appears capable of engaging enemies.

So... no more codec. That seems kind of strange, I don't think that you'll be left without a method of communication without that little drone

The camo sounds awesome though, not having to dick around with camouflage menus just because you're standing in grass now now just crouching in it is awesome.

also:

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !
    *zeeeeet!*

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Huge.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    metal... gear?!

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Euro Extreme the Fury is powered by Satan. I have concluded to give up tranqing him and just knife his ass. I'd like to just shoot a hole in his helmet and have him suffocate to death from non-fury saturated air though.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

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    DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    my roommates an asshole he'd just tackle every guard and run away and get past where I was in half the time.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

    so was I, that's why I was getting fisted. You have to be quick though.

    Here's the thing, they didn't upgrade his view distance to euro extreme levels. he can't see very far ahead. you have to hit him with the second shot before he fires though.

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    Here's what you do

    mosin nagant

    get far away from him

    pop him

    reload

    and again

    til he falls down

    boom, half his health is gone

    O rly? I was just popping one shot then running like a sissy. I shall put your advice into action, good sir.

    so was I, that's why I was getting fisted. You have to be quick though.

    Here's the thing, they didn't upgrade his view distance to euro extreme levels. he can't see very far ahead. you have to hit him with the second shot before he fires though.
    Is this the first boss because I have been stuck there for months

    My friend told me about this method, I just never got around to it

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    No, Ocelot is the first boss.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    oh I thought we were talking about portable ops in here wops

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, The Fury is about 3/4 into the game. Ocelot is all about ducking and popping up, and shooting behives. Make sure you use some bugspray if he shoots a hive too.

    Edit: Oh, wrong game. I really want PO after the last few pages of the last thread.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The first boss in Portable Ops is actually really easy once you know the trick. The trick, is not to hide. Shoot him with an either the tranq gun or AK-47 or some other automatic weapon, whilst circling him by holding the fire button down and the analogue nub to the left or right. This keeps you locked you on to him if you get the range correct, and his shots mostly miss, because you never stop moving.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man, Link is fucked.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life, by your own hand. One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.

    I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

    Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.

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    ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Oh man, Metal Gear and nachos! This afternoon is gonna rock so hard, all of 80's hair metal couldn't stand against it.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Redeemer wrote: »
    There is nothing more for me to give you. All that's left for you to take is my life, by your own hand. One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny. The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle.

    I'll give you 10 minutes. In 10 minutes, MiGs will come and bomb the hell out of this place. If you can beat me in less than 10 minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.

    Let's make this the greatest 10 minutes of our lives, Jack.

    man that whole thing was

    \m/ x 1,000,000

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    FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

    Holy Cthulhu.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They never made a version of 2 for GC, did they? My brother jacked my PS2 years ago.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wow these games suck

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    wow these games suck

    try harder, D- for effort. you'll never pass trolling school with grades like these.

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    im too happy to troll properly

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fabricate wrote: »
    Zoltanis wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    octopus?
    so you shit a cloud of ink?

    Ink is the last resort. You change colors all awesome like. Actually, recent studies have shown Cuttlefish (related to octopuses) to be highly intelligent, and have crazy color change abilities. Theres a good PBS thing on them you can check out, it's pretty cool stuff: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/camo/change.html#ch01
    The second video down has the really cool hypnosis thing they do.

    Holy Cthulhu.

    Cuttlefish are awesome.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I still need to beat Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Snake's Revenge, AC!D, AC!D 2, and Ghost Babel.

    I should really get on that.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited July 2007
    so the last part before the sewers is basically impossible

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Eh, you can cull a lot of Metal Gear Solid 2's plot from having some form of drug overdose

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    so in PO
    i'm trying to find Null's tank thingy to blow up and i can't find it anywhere in the lab, just 2 uh...big computer thingies with red lines going up them

    rage.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I just couldn't get into Portable Ops

    I don't know why

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    it's the first MGS game i've played

    i sort of regretted buying it at first but now i sort of like it

    NOW I NEED TO FIND THIS GOD DAMN TANK THINGY

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    it's the first MGS game i've played

    i sort of regretted buying it at first but now i sort of like it

    NOW I NEED TO FIND THIS GOD DAMN TANK THINGY

    Err, look for the big X on your map?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    there are 2 big x's

    both have led me to communicator thingies (i think? they're big computers with red lines going up them)

    and when i walk into them nothing happens.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited July 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

    eh, it's not too bad

    unless you're one to get easily nervous while playing games and such

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    there are 2 big x's

    both have led me to communicator thingies (i think? they're big computers with red lines going up them)

    and when i walk into them nothing happens.

    You're probably supposed to bomb them. Ask Roy.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ROY TELLS ME SHIT.

    fuck i'll blow everything up and see what happens.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiseguy wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Metal Gear is one of those games I've never played but always wanted to, even though I'd be REALLY REALLY bad at it.

    eh, it's not too bad

    unless you're one to get easily nervous while playing games and such

    I'm nervous doing everything

    so

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    hey it worked.

    NO THANKS TO ROY.

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