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No bosses for a week, what should I do?

SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!!Registered User regular
edited July 2007 in Social Entropy++
SE++, I need your help! Both of my bosses will be gone for one week and I need something to keep me occupied in their absence. I've been here for 9 minutes now, so I've already covered their offices with my sack-goo, and I need alternative ideas.

Go.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lawn darts.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Glue everything together.

    I mean everything.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Glue everything together.

    I mean everything.

    Everything is gonna be sticking together in a couple minutes anyway, I presume.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Umm...clock in and go home?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    1) Take the drawers out of their desk
    2) Turn the desk upside down
    3) Put the drawers back in
    4) Put the desks back the right way
    5) Laugh when they open their drawers when they come back

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do their job better than them.

    Gosh they will be so angry.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Kegger at your workplace. TOGA PARTY!

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Umm...clock in and go home?

    Well that's a pretty shitty idea.

    BE CREATIVE!

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Umm...clock in and go home?

    Well that's a pretty shitty idea.

    BE CREATIVE!

    maybe its because i work at a pretty boring place. I'd rather just be at home or go out to eat, or go bowling. And get paid for it.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    1) Take the drawers out of their desk
    2) Turn the desk upside down
    3) Put the drawers back in
    4) Put the desks back the right way
    5) Laugh when they open their drawers when they come back

    Ahaha, this is good.

    They have unbelievably huge, wooden desks. It'd take everyone here to turn them upside down.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Umm...clock in and go home?

    Well that's a pretty shitty idea.

    BE CREATIVE!

    Hire call girls on the company dime and have a Roman style orgy

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Umm...clock in and go home?

    Well that's a pretty shitty idea.

    BE CREATIVE!

    Hire call girls on the company dime and have a Roman style orgy

    1.) Wouldn't I have to call in guys for it to be a Roman style orgy?

    2.) I don't mind pissing off my bosses. Pissing off my wife, however, is a different story. There'll be no me sleeping with other people today, my friends.</leecorso>

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do you have packing peanuts at your work?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Recreate the entire office outside.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Start a bear-baiting ring.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Replace all the furniture with tiny, toy replicas.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Replace everything with Jelly versions.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rent out your boss' office for a gay porn movie shoot.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ukstaplerinjelly.jpg

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Turn your office into a hobo farm/organ donation center, make millions.

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    do you have packing peanuts at your work?

    Yes, and I considered filling their offices with them but their offices are huge and I don't have enough peanuts.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Tar and feather everything in the office.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Pee in the potted plants and wipe your nuts on all of their pens and pencils.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    do you have packing peanuts at your work?

    Yes, and I considered filling their offices with them but their offices are huge and I don't have enough peanuts.

    could fill their drawers and bookshelves. also, set their homepage to something terrible.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Umm...clock in and go home?

    This is totally what I would do.

    #pipe on
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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Perform stem-cell research

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Look up radical islamic sites on their computers

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Perform stem-cell research

    First, he needs to buy a few coat hangers and get to work on some abortions though.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Perform stem-cell research

    First, he needs to buy a few coat hangers and get to work on some abortions though.

    "Christ, will you hold still? This is for science."

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Perform stem-cell research

    First, he needs to buy a few coat hangers and get to work on some abortions though.

    Turn one office into an abortion clinic and turn the other office into a Phelps Church Group meeting hall. Let nature take its course.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    SpongeCake wrote: »
    Perform stem-cell research

    First, he needs to buy a few coat hangers and get to work on some abortions though.


    Well that's a given. Stem cell research without abortions is like sex without surprise anal.

    Fun but not quite evil enough.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    make a giant, inter-office fort, with a huge series of tunnels.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Replace all the furniture with cakes.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Replace all PCs with Macs and all Macs with PCs. Oh boy, will they be flustered!

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Replace all the cakes with furniture.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cake all the replacement furniture.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    replace their keyboards with either non-english or at least non-qwerty keyboards

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Cake all the furniture with replacements.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    replace all the furniture with finely wrought woven counterparts.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    bring in a bunch of monkeys

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