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No bosses for a week, what should I do?

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    vylovylo Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do what I do now that I haven't had a boss for a year. Post on internet forums :P.

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Saran wrap everything

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Cover everything in tin foil.
    I think some goons did this, and it's in the Comedy Goldmine.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Saran wrap everything

    Even the employees

    Watch as they suffocate

    Also, goddammit Wiggin you fuck

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    switch around their PC's

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Their PC's what???
    Their PC's what?????

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Their PC's furniture

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fill their file cabinets with turtles.

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    Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do your job

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    do their job

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Do the furniture's job

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    be a man

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Beat a man with furniture

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fuck the secretary in the ass. Man or woman.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Man a woman in the fuck. Ass or secretary.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2007
    You crazy bastard fari, that just might work!

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You guys are all insane.











    Carry on.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Man a woman in the fuck. Ass or secretary.

    loleollyoxenfree

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    GIT TO IT

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    have sex with the furniture

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of Obey the Crab.

    Great, now i have to satisfy a pie

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Change all their desktop backgrounds to uglytits.jpg

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do you have lots of garbage bags at work?

    Same idea as filling their offices with packing peanuts. Except trap air in the garbage bags, tie them off, and then fill their offices.

    Cheaper and requires less materials than peanuts.


    Open door and be greeted by a wall of bags.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    fill the bags full of poop

    or your co workers

    or both

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Are they tech savy?

    Grab a screen shot of their desktop when it starts up. Set it as the wallpaper. Hide all the icons and then minimize the task bar.

    Enjoy yourself as they attempt to double click a picture.

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    PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Plaster pictures of porn all over there offices.
    Use your jizz as glue.
    Alternately, jizz all over their offices.

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    HexcoreHexcore Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Lice and Fleas all over their cars

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Do your job

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    They both took their laptops with them. I can't do anything computer-based.

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well what can you do?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Piss everywhere

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    be the furniture

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    well shit

    i spent my entire workday not doing anything

    at all

    zero

    i'm an intern







    i need a new job

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    HexcoreHexcore Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ooo Cover there desks with a assortment of cakes,pies,cookies and other baked goods. Then greet them when they return wearing a Chefs hat and apron, Suggesting they try the pumpernickel as its fresh today.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
    BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
    BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    be the furniture

    I like this idea the most.

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    well shit

    i spent my entire workday not doing anything

    at all

    zero

    i'm an intern







    i need a new job


    Guess what I'm doing? You guessed it: Browsing forums!

    Why? I'm an intern! (we ran out of grunt labor for today, but I still have to be here 8 hours.)

    On the other hand, I spend a lot of time talking guns with my crazy chemist boss.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Has anyone already made a video game joke?

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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Has anyone already made a video game joke?

    Nope, that was your opportunity.

    Go!

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PLAY SOME VIDYA GEMS

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