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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Things I am in need of:
    1x Shave
    1x Shirt

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jinx: California Heat - By The Sportsman


    In this story, Jinx goes to work for a female industrialist who wants her to do more than just teach her and her sister martial arts. Since her real name is top secret, I have given Jinx the name "Mariko Tanaka" for this story.

    Stale on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Things I am in need of:
    A good dicking

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    you also need to stop being a zombie

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Real fucking clever, Zero.

    Now go to hell.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Things I am in need of:
    1x Shave
    1x Shirt

    And a goddamn cheesburger.

    All skin and bone

    Silmaril on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    penguin: you also need a haircut, you look like a mushroom

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    you also need to stop being a zombie
    That would mean that at some point, I would eat something.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is it.... this is where the world ends. right here.

    Cobra's Venture In Trade - By Night Creeper


    In this story, Scarlett and Lady Jaye travel to a Mid-East sheikdom to investigate the apparent disappearance of a group of scientists and their G.I. Joe team bodyguards, unaware of the trap being laid for them by the forces of Cobra. Archivist's Note: Chapter 4 allows you to choose your own ending.



    CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE EROTIC GI JOE FAN FICTION

    Seriously people... what the fuck is wrong with you? What series of events had to happen in order to produce these fucking things.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Real fucking clever, Zero.

    Now go to hell.
    I am saying I would bone you.

    You are a good looking man.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich
    Skinner than this?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich
    Skinner than this?









    ...







    I hate you.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Real fucking clever, Zero.

    Now go to hell.
    I am saying I would bone you.

    You are a good looking man.
    TO HELL

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    eat a sandwich!

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich
    Skinner than this?

    Good god, son. You look like me circa 2001.

    Shorty on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Real fucking clever, Zero.

    Now go to hell.
    I am saying I would bone you.

    You are a good looking man.
    TO HELL
    Why with the hate?

    I just want to be friends.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I just downed a sleeping pill

    let's see what happens next!

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    eat a sandwich!
    Never!

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    sil sil look at me i been practicing a bass guitar

    Knob on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich
    Skinner than this?

    Good god, son. You look like me circa 2001.
    To be fair, that's an old photo.

    I think I've put on a pound since then.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Every time I see a bass guitar I go to Youtube and watch the guy from the Minibosses play his. It's so fucking great.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    i would learn some videogames songs, but man when would i ever even have the opportunity to play them

    all at a party and some lady is all, 'that was awesome what was that' and i'm all 'oh it's metal man's stage from mega man 2' and then she goes :| and makes out with a guy in a stupid hat

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    If you guys want to see a crazy bass player, look for live videos of The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. Might not be your kind of music but you can put it on mute and watch that dude wail on the thing. It's amazing.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    One of those stupid Dr. Seuss hats, too.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    knob what's with the hair

    you're supposed to be bald

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    man people think I'm skinny

    eat a sandwich
    Skinner than this?

    Good god, son. You look like me circa 2001.
    To be fair, that's an old photo.

    I think I've put on a pound since then.

    I weighed 125 when I went to bootcamp. I came out weighing 145. I had put on twenty freaking pounds of muscle.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i would learn some videogames songs, but man when would i ever even have the opportunity to play them

    all at a party and some lady is all, 'that was awesome what was that' and i'm all 'oh it's metal man's stage from mega man 2' and then she goes :| and makes out with a guy in a stupid hat

    But then you'd meet one who is all "Oh shit! That's awesome." Then she'd make out with you.

    Or maybe this is just a dream of mine and I'm projecting.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    115 pounds. All man.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    sil sil look at me i been practicing a bass guitar



    yes

    I haven't picked up my bass in probably two months now. I should probably feel guilty or something.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    knob what's with the hair

    you're supposed to be bald

    i'm leasing it through a very reputable company

    Knob on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    115 pounds. All man.

    I could eat you as an appetiser.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm mostly bone and hair, though.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    It was so gratifying to see the bassist from The Minibosses fucking murder MC Front's bassist at GHII.

    Shorty on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    115 pounds. All man.

    I outweigh you by 70 pounds

    good fucking god

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh I forgot I had this

    my scrawny ass like 3 years ago with my dad at machu picchu
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    I just want to say

    seething with jealousy here

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    115 pounds. All man.

    I outweigh you by 70 pounds

    good fucking god
    And people call you skinny? The hell

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  • SuperunknownSuperunknown Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Here is my pasty pasty PASTY arm (Clearly labeled) in the process of a clap, Cedric Bixler-Zavala close on the left.
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    [size=+7]GIANT FUCKING SIGNATURE[/size]
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    115 pounds. All man.

    I outweigh you by 70 pounds

    good fucking god
    And people call you skinny? The hell

    I don't look it

    not even nude

    nobody can figure it out

    Raneados on
    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Janson wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh I forgot I had this

    my scrawny ass like 3 years ago with my dad at machu picchu
    DSCN1073.jpg

    I just want to say

    seething with jealousy here
    I have some thing to show you...
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