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Great Moments in Chatlog History

Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2008 in MMO Extravaganza
We've all been there. Reading your in-game chat, you see something hilarious, ridiculous, or disturbing. That's what this thread is all about: Post your chatlogs.
This one came about tonight, in CoH. Pony and I were teaming with a PUG to finish some missions. We needed a healer, but they refused to join unless Pony invited another player, who went by Charmshroud. What we got was fucking stupid.
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I should've gotten a pic of Pony and I ripping on this person in the PA chat channel, but oh well.
Remember, read Charmshroud's text. One of the white lines is their battlecry.
This was only a small sample. There was more, but I couldn't fit it all in.

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  • rizriz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sounds kinda like one of our new recruits. :roll:


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    Ah AQ20 and "entangling roots is real CC, no really!"...


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    That was our Chinese farmer buddy.


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    This screenshot was taken approximately 2.5 million years ago.


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    Would probably be funnier if I used timestamps but I still laugh every time I look at this. :lol:

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  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    God, I wish I had a chatlog of the day I got promoted in Allegory way back when. I believe that was the day that Harvey Havoc decided to crash an RP wedding in Atlas Park - with a flamethrower.

    Man that guy was an ass.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    ...what?
    How would that work?

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Both are old, but still funny.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Magnificent.

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  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    ...what?
    How would that work?

    What, the wedding or the crashing? There was an RP wedding going on, and one of our early (and vocally anti-RP) members decided to run around and through the ceremony spamming his flamethrower and yelling stupid shit. Chat from there was something like
    [Broadcast]Wedding Guest: This troll is ruining this for everyone
    [Broadcast]Three Hundred Rational People: Harvey Havoc is an asshole
    [SuperGroup]Harvey Havoc: lol, I got those jerks good
    [SuperGroup]Random Idiot: lol
    [SuperGroup]Another Idiot: ha, serves those nerds right
    [SuperGroup]Yet Another: lol
    [SuperGroup]Bitstream: Dude, that was retarded. Harvey, you're an asshole.
    Bitstream has been promoted!
    Harvey Havoc has been kicked from Power's Allegory

    [Tell]Harvey Havoc: You son of a bitch
    [Broadcast]The Universe: Hooray!
    I don't know who promoted me, but thank you. You made my day.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Probably wasn't me, but I woulda. PA has it's own special brand of specialness, and trolling/griefing's not it. I mean, we did pick the RP server on purpose.


    Posting a chatlog just wouldn't be the same as seeing it in action, but I've taught two of my mercenary minions to do an entire (CoX-ified) "Who's on First?" routine. :)

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Beautiful, Scoot.
    And how would he spam his flamethrower? Like, a chat thing, or the flamethrower attack.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    There's an Ignite power, that you click a spot on the ground and set it on fire.

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  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I remember that day.

    I shall make no other comments...other than I went to the after party to repair Allegories' image.
    Do you know what an after party for a RP wedding in a MMO about super heroes is like?
    No, you don't, and I pray you never have to find out.

    One thing that was kind of funny is they had a TPer invite you to a team and TP you to the "reception" so no one with a flamethrower could crash. We were atop a very tall building and I was sourly tempted to jump to my death.

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  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Followed by this guy getting kicked from the guild not much later.

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  • Beyond NormalBeyond Normal Lord Phender Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    This is what happens when 2 friends are bored and grinding in Un'Goro.
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    Gotta love Pika, funny guy.
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    Our guild had a rule, no Street Sharks quotes.
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    My buddy trying to become a gold farmer.
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    Some Paladins refuse to worship The Light, it's full of puppet rapists.
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    That's it for now.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Accualt wrote: »
    I remember that day.

    I shall make no other comments...other than I went to the after party to repair Allegories' image.
    Do you know what an after party for a RP wedding in a MMO about super heroes is like?
    No, you don't, and I pray you never have to find out.

    One thing that was kind of funny is they had a TPer invite you to a team and TP you to the "reception" so no one with a flamethrower could crash. We were atop a very tall building and I was sourly tempted to jump to my death.

    You deserve it for faking sick for i10. It's not even like it's Burning Crusade. It's basically a fancy patch.

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  • HarshLanguageHarshLanguage Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I keep this handy, and sometimes read it just to remind myself how screwed up FFXI was (and maybe still is):
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    Edit: I should note that this is not my chatlog, it's a screenie that's been passed around for 2-3 years now.

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    > turn on light

    Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.
  • BitstreamBitstream Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I keep this handy, and sometimes read it just to remind myself how screwed up FFXI was (and maybe still is):
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    Oh my god, that is retarded.

    "Thank you for reporting this criminal, citizen. We promise to maybe look into it sometime if we get the chance. Now, if you'll please come with me to jail..."

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    FFXI is retarded

    Also, for the purposes of clarity, in that chatlog Wiggin posted, I am Exact, he's Pyrocity.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Yeah, I forgot to mention that.

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  • JobastionJobastion Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bitstream wrote: »
    I keep this handy, and sometimes read it just to remind myself how screwed up FFXI was (and maybe still is):
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    Oh my god, that is retarded.

    "Thank you for reporting this criminal, citizen. We promise to maybe look into it sometime if we get the chance. Now, if you'll please come with me to jail..."

    "But dear citizen, perhap they were simply selling gil in exchange for in game items thru the auction house."

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  • exisexis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Piattos was from the Philipines, and had an... interesting grasp of English.
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    We used to move all the dead people into one group on Ony.
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    Calmtempestt = Galofei, the china farmer in riz' ss above. His friends were coming to visit. Apparently he really likes his friends.
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    This wasn't actually taken out of context.
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    Just before we wipe for pulling while the tank was AFK.
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    This is from waaaay back, when Darktalon Brood was still around.
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    Man, some of those are really old.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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    I don't stealth

    just wateva

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    lolololol

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    engineering is rad

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    I was ret for ten minutes, exactly

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Little Jim wrote: »
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    I don't stealth

    just wateva

    Oh, oh man. I forgot about that screen, that may be the best one ever.

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    KILLIN YOR RAMS

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    Lootlink abuse FTW

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    Seriously, fuck those guys

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  • ArikadoArikado Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    :^: to this thread. Lost a few calories from lunch from laughing. I shall contribute later.

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  • SaerisSaeris Borb Enthusiast flapflapflapflapRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • rizriz Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    (Disorder being the top Horde guild at the time, who exis kept betraying us by going to PVP with.)

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ooooollldd
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    And I seem to be missing some that I thought were on my imageshack account. I'll have more later.

    Septus on
    PSN: Kurahoshi1
  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    exis wrote: »
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    Awesome :lol:

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    edit~ he had petitioned for more dead birds on the wildheart set, for clarity ;o

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, that's something alright.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Cynical Old Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I wish I would've saved the chatlog I had from WoW, when I reported myself for cussing.

    The GM was very, very confused on why I was reporting myself, and I had to explain to him that I was disrupting the server and must be stopped.

    I think I was banned from WoW for a week. Boy did I laugh..

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bitstream wrote: »
    God, I wish I had a chatlog of the day I got promoted in Allegory way back when. I believe that was the day that Harvey Havoc decided to crash an RP wedding in Atlas Park - with a flamethrower.

    Man that guy was an ass.

    I remember that day. There was someone present named "White Geisha" who had lengthy emotes for EVERYTHING. I don't have any screenshots or verbatim examples, but it'd be like this:

    Preacher: "We are gathered here today in celebration."

    WG: <White Geisha's eyes glisten in quiet contemplation, resolved to maintain her presence and dignity in this blessed moment of glory and love. Fanning herself slowly, the laqured sticks in her elaborate headressblahblahblahblah>

    WG wasn't even a part of the wedding party, just some attention whore that had emotes and comments that were twice as long as everything else going on.

    Forar on
    First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • EnderEnder Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    [hilarity snipped]


    edit~ he had petitioned for more dead birds on the wildheart set, for clarity ;o

    I just want you to know that I hate you. Now all my co-workers know I've been slacking off today, after coming over to see what I was laughing so hard about. :P

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    This may be out of context:
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    We actually did this with a lot of our spare MC loot:
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    We were VERY popular.

    When asking a mage for water, it's worth at least making it interesting for them:
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    He lasted about 10 minutes.

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  • bagladorbaglador Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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  • DkarrdeDkarrde Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Taleira kneels before Maggotface.
    Maggotface smiles shyly at Taleira.

    He lasted about 10 minutes.

    o_O D:

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Dkarrde wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Taleira kneels before Maggotface.
    Maggotface smiles shyly at Taleira.

    He lasted about 10 minutes.

    o_O D:

    Good christ! I never even payed attention to that before.


    D:, indeed.

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    From the EVE .txt files:
    Webb Mordock > You succesfully salvage. However, there was nothing to salvage.
    Webb Mordock > That is not how I define success
    Casses Judger > Haha.
    Lucrecien Kana > it's so true

    Eat it You Nasty Pig. on
    hold your head high soldier, it ain't over yet
    that's why we call it the struggle, you're supposed to sweat
  • NAND NORNAND NOR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Not really anything to laugh at, but documented proof that PA players rule all over City of Heroes with Power's Affliction and Power's Allegory.

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