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Proof that rape really DOESN'T hurt!
frinj04
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I was sitting around the other day, thinking about rape and its supposed traumatic effect on the victim, when I realized something: rape doesn't hurt at all (especially not when the victim is a woman)! Now, I know you're thinking I'm an idiot and a chauvinist, but you're wrong on both fronts. I've never been one to advocate for perpetrators of sexual assault, but I came to a realization that will surely resonate with all of you: sex is a fun activity, and being inherently fun, it can't possibly be the least bit painful!
Let's take a look at another fun activity: going to the zoo. Going to the zoo is one of the most enjoyable activities you can participate in, because it's really fun to walk around and view wild animals in simulated habitats. Everyone enjoys this. And yet, as teenagers, we all undoubtedly went through that phase where we resisted everything our parents suggested to us, and I'm no different. One day during my fifteenth year of existence, my mom woke me up really early in the morning and told me that we were going to go to the zoo together. I told her to get lost, because I was "too tired" (read: too angsty), but my mom made me go anyway. I hated it at first, but once we had seen a few animals, I started to really enjoy myself! Although I really didn't want to go in the first place, I couldn't help but have fun because going to the zoo is an inherently fun activity!
So, since we've established that having sex and going to the zoo are both inherently fun, and being forced to go to the zoo can lead to a fun time for all, why should sex be any different? Sure, she'll hate it at first, but after awhile, she'll realize just how much fun she's having and stop resisting! I haven't tried this out yet, but I'd be willing to bet that she'd be thanking me afterward, just as I thanked my mom for forcing me to go to the zoo! Rape isn't really a form of assault, but rather, a man's way of showing women just how much fun sex can be! If more women were raped on a daily basis, I'd be willing to bet they'd be far less uptight when approached by male suitors, because sex wouldn't be far off!
This, my friends, is what I like to call incontrovertible proof. What do you think? Shouldn't we just put this rape "issue" aside and focus on issues that really matter?
tl:dr Sex is fun, as is going to the zoo. Being forced to go to the zoo doesn't make it any less fun, so why can't sex be the same way?
Let's take a look at another fun activity: going to the zoo. Going to the zoo is one of the most enjoyable activities you can participate in, because it's really fun to walk around and view wild animals in simulated habitats. Everyone enjoys this. And yet, as teenagers, we all undoubtedly went through that phase where we resisted everything our parents suggested to us, and I'm no different. One day during my fifteenth year of existence, my mom woke me up really early in the morning and told me that we were going to go to the zoo together. I told her to get lost, because I was "too tired" (read: too angsty), but my mom made me go anyway. I hated it at first, but once we had seen a few animals, I started to really enjoy myself! Although I really didn't want to go in the first place, I couldn't help but have fun because going to the zoo is an inherently fun activity!
So, since we've established that having sex and going to the zoo are both inherently fun, and being forced to go to the zoo can lead to a fun time for all, why should sex be any different? Sure, she'll hate it at first, but after awhile, she'll realize just how much fun she's having and stop resisting! I haven't tried this out yet, but I'd be willing to bet that she'd be thanking me afterward, just as I thanked my mom for forcing me to go to the zoo! Rape isn't really a form of assault, but rather, a man's way of showing women just how much fun sex can be! If more women were raped on a daily basis, I'd be willing to bet they'd be far less uptight when approached by male suitors, because sex wouldn't be far off!
This, my friends, is what I like to call incontrovertible proof. What do you think? Shouldn't we just put this rape "issue" aside and focus on issues that really matter?
tl:dr Sex is fun, as is going to the zoo. Being forced to go to the zoo doesn't make it any less fun, so why can't sex be the same way?
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Wow.
Suddenly going to the zoo doesn't sounds like so much fun.
Also, you're an idiot.
I wish I were a mod...right now more than ever before.
Better yet, don't.
Regardless this is a dumb troll topic
This guy must be banned
YOU HAVE JUST ADDED TO THE AMOUNT OF STUPID I DEAL WITH IN IRAQ.
oh my god.
sigged SO HARD.