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[Phalla] The Phallacian Complex - Silence Reigns

Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
edited August 2007 in Critical Failures
As Tyran watched the panel of scientists explain exactly how their new field density device worked he wondered why he should care. The oversight committee would approve anything that would help end this infernal war they had be embroiled in for the past decade. As the hours wore on the group of government and military leaders moved further underground into the base’s laboratories and testing chambers. The practical demonstrations proved more able to keep his attention and brought low murmurs of conversation from the committee.

They were interrupted however when a man wearing a security uniform ran into the room and began whispering furious to lead project coordinator.

“May I have everyone’s attention please.” The coordinator called to the assembly “There has been a minor accident on the upper floors that resulted in a leak of cyanogen chloride. Please do not be alarmed however! We’ve closed the circulation paths so that it cannot reach the lower levels and the air scrubbers should have it removed within a few hours. If you’ll follow me to the next observatory we’ll continue our demonstrations while the staff upstairs…”

He was interrupted by the sound of several explosions happening from somewhere overhead. As people began panicking the Coordinator moved to resume addressing the crowd once again. Before he could speak however he was cut off by the sound of gunfire erupting from all sides, the last thing he noticed was a sharp pain in his neck as a .38 round entered the base of his skull.

As security forces began returning fire the gunfire slowly died down, as people checked the shadows however they found no evidence that they had killed any of the assailants. With the upper floors contaminated with a deadly gas and all outside communication destroyed the assembled group knew that they were now alone against infiltrators.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Rules
    • Any anonymous contact is not allowed. If you are communicating with someone they must know who you are.
    • The living should not be talking with the dead about the game
    • All votes should be made in Red while retractions are made in Lime
    • In the event of a tie vote all players tied for first place will be killed
    • The vote will close at 10:00 eastern each night(starting Saturday). All votes and actions timestamped 9:59 or before will be accepted, any timestamped 10:00 or after will be counted for the next day.
    • The order of actions is as such. Non-killing actions > Vote > Killing actions.
    • There are no thralls, conversions, or resurrections.
    • If you retract a vote please do not go back and edit your original vote, just create a new post with the retraction.
    • If a player posts less than 2 posts per day or misses two consecutive votes they will be killed for inactivity.
    • Do not post or otherwise share PMs from myself. Paraphrasing is fine, but no quoting the PM.
    • Everyone received the villager PM, I sent it out in blocks of 8 based on the player list. I also sent it out before assigning special roles, so assume nothing about the people who received the PM in the same batch. For reference the PM is
      Villager Role wrote:
      “You are a member of the Phallacian Complex research staff. You’ve spent the last several years developing new weapon systems for the Coalition military to use in the war against the Evarial Alliance. Now on the eve of your biggest project being approved the Complex has been infiltrated by outside forces intent on destroying or stealing the weapon for themselves. You must work together to be rid of the infiltrators and secure the project for the Coalition.”
    • The village's goal is to eliminate all non-Coalition forces. The badguy's goal is to outnumber all other factions.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Player List
    Cheez - Researcher - Killed Night 7
    Gnasty - Researcher - Killed Night 5
    Telcus - Researcher - Killed Night 3
    Skulk
    Oatway
    Plutonium - Parliament Member - Killed Night 2
    the wook - Evarial Special Forces - Killed Night 2
    Jdarksun - Researcher - Killed Night 3
    frandelgearslip - Internal Security Agent - Killed Night 1
    B:L - Vorial Federation - Killed Night 5
    Infidel - Evarial Special Forces - Killed Night 8
    Anaximander - Vorial Federation - Killed Night 8
    Hylianbunny - Internal Security Agent - Voted out Night 1
    Tehspectre - Parliament Member - Killed Night 5
    Saphier
    Defunker - Researcher - Killed Night 5
    Grundlterror - Parliament Member - Killed Night 3
    DËTHKÖK - Researcher - Killed Night 4
    Cj Iwakura - Researcher - Killed Night 1
    Buzz Buzz - Researcher - Killed Night 6
    DamnedLibrarian - Vorial Federation - Killed Night 7
    Lucien - Vorial Federation - Voted out Night 4
    Robothero - Researcher - Voted out Night 8
    Lignisse - Internal Security Agent - Killed Night 2
    Giltanis - Evarial Special Forces - Voted out Night 3
    Balefuego - Researcher - Killed Night 4
    Niceguy Myeye - Researcher - Voted out Night 2
    Squashua - Researcher - Killed Night 1
    Koan - Evarial Special Forces - Killed Night 4
    Fembot - Researcher - Killed Night 8
    FreeAgent - Researcher - Killed Night 7
    Ardor - Central Investigative Agent - Killed Night 3
    Threelemmings - Vorial Federation - Killed Night 6
    Rynone - Researcher - Vouted out Night 7
    Zepplin
    Vic - Researcher - Deatomized Night 7
    JPJeezus
    Typhus733 - Head of Phallacian Security - Killed Night 4
    Zal - Researcher - Killed Night 6
    Bink - Evarial Special Forces - Voted out Night 5
    laikal
    minigunwielder - Vouted out Night 6
    Thorgot - Parliament Member - Killed Night 6


    Links to Narrations
    Night One
    Night Two
    Night Three
    Night Four
    Night Five
    Night Six
    Night Seven
    Night Eight

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm also a villager.

    cheez on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bout time, I need my fix!

    Hmmm, !vote Ardor

    He's always evil.

    Grundlterror on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well that edit just ruined it. Nice job Jdarksun!

    Hey, Ardor's playing! That means I can finally grudge vote him! Huzzah!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Me too.

    Edit: Dammit Jdarksun!

    Plutonium on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I love voting before the rules are even posted, it would suck if retractions weren't allowed :P

    Sorry Ardor <3

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Seriously.

    Take this, jdarksun!

    cheez on
  • FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Well, at least there aren't any votes for Wiggin yet.

    Fembot on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    But maybe I'm waiting for the right moment to strike?

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • KoanKoan Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    At times like this it is best to just keep calm and have a cool head.

    *stares at everyone around like they could be a killer*

    Koan on
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Vote Wiggin

    Am I helping?

    Typhus733 on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    WHAT ARE THE HAPS MY FRIENDS

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wow, talk about impatient, folks.

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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I suggest that everyone PM me their city of origin. Obviously, the aliens will have to pick obscure cities or risk doubling up and getting outed.

    Plutonium on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote Jdarksun to be the Jem Girl

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Typhus733Typhus733 Yip! Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    !Retract Fake vote for person not in the game, Wiggin

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Fembot wrote: »
    Well, at least there aren't any votes for Wiggin yet.

    Shit, Wiggin is in this game?

    !vote Wiggin

    Balefuego on
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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I vote jdarksun because he's truly outrageous

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Ok. OK, guys. I've analyzed the post and I've got the data for the win here.

    I am a half-guardian in the security forces. I can disarm any explosion directed at me, but I'm not immune to mutant psychic attacks. I'll need the mutant-guardian to guard me tonight and we'll get this party STAR-TED, YEEE-HOO!

    Squashua on
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You can disarm an explosion?

    cheez on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua is full of LIES.

    Grundlterror on
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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    Squashua is full of LIES.

    Mutant LIES.

    Squashua on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Damnit.

    !retract Wiggin

    !vote Fembot for scaring the shit out of me like that

    Balefuego on
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  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    Squashua is full of LIES.

    Mutant LIES.

    You know you're not supposed to drink the reactor runoff, right?
    but it's so delicious

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Alright, all rules should be up. If there any questions please either ask in Orange or PM them to me.

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  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    OK.

    Seriously.

    Which one of you fuckers set up Niceguy Myeye (NOOB) to contact me via PM out of the blue?

    You know my new ruling about that sort of shit.

    Noob PM to me out of nowhere on an early day? VOTED.

    !vote Niceguy Myeye

    Niceguy, you only have the person who told you to PM me to blame for this vote.

    Squashua on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Squashua wrote: »
    Grundlterror wrote: »
    Squashua is full of LIES.

    Mutant LIES.

    You know you're not supposed to drink the reactor runoff, right?
    but it's so delicious

    Leukemia has never tasted sweeter!

    I just wanted the superpowers D:

    Plutonium on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Reactor Runoff Zero!
    All the great cancerous taste, none of the calories!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    DËTHKÖK wrote: »
    Reactor Runoff Zero!
    All the great cancerous taste, none of the calories!

    With 200,000% RDA of phosphorus!

    cheez on
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua is now my good buddy, we're going to go everwhere together, and share secrets!

    Niceguy Myeye on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    That implies you both have secrets to share!

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Haha, I was so hoping somebody would fuck with Squashua again after he complained.

    cheez on
  • SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    cheez wrote: »
    Haha, I was so hoping somebody would fuck with Squashua again after he complained.

    Every time they do it, they're a bad guy. It's a proven system. The Squashua is a one-man-show. I don't need no hanger-ons.

    Squashua on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    New rules added to the OP.
    • Everyone received the villager PM, I sent it out in blocks of 8 based on the player list. I also sent it out before assigning special roles, so assume nothing about the people who received the PM in the same batch. For reference the PM is
      Villager Role wrote:
      “You are a member of the Phallacian Complex research staff. You’ve spent the last several years developing new weapon systems for the Coalition military to use in the war against the Evarial Alliance. Now on the eve of your biggest project being approved the Complex has been infiltrated by outside forces intent on destroying or stealing the weapon for themselves. You must work together to be rid of the infiltrators and secure the project for the Coalition.”
    • The village's goal is to eliminate all non-Coalition forces. The badguy's goal is to outnumber all other factions.

    Last Son on
  • FembotFembot Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Damnit.

    Ahahaha. !vote Balefuego for voting for me!

    Fembot on
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Ooooh, so it sound's like there are seperate factions of badguys.

    Grundlterror on
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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Squashua wrote: »
    I can disarm any explosion
    Wait a minute...aren't the bad guys the ones that want to stop the explosion of our bomb? :|

    Gotta watch the flavor text. :P


    Well it seems today is grudge vote day, and I haven't paid Mike back for his vote chicanery, so

    !Vote jdarksun

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm sorry, but...how? To me, it seems pretty clearly implied that there are only coalition and infiltrators.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    The badguy's goal is to outnumber all other factions.

    To me that says more then one faction.

    ... I could also be wrong, thats just what it struck me as.

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