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Nutjob Conspiracy Theories Within

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Not this shit again. You people are blind.

    Notice the financial discrepancies in 2004-5? That's because the FTSE 100 is manipulated by- nay, owned by the same conglomerate. It's been proved time and time again that there are only three such corporations on the planet, and everything else is just a tiny, ignorant splinter of these so-called "supercorporations" and their eternal battle to dominate society as we know it.

    My proof? The last four men to even dare mention these theories are all dead.

    Carl Leonin? Died 1899.

    John Gregler? Died 1917.

    Harry Kingsley? Died 1955.

    and now Frederic Erthart died just three months ago.


    I'm next.
    Health care is a scam, the evidence of this is that the eventual human mortality rate is 100%.

    Picardathon on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Not this shit again. You people are blind.

    Notice the financial discrepancies in 2004-5? That's because the FTSE 100 is manipulated by- nay, owned by the same conglomerate. It's been proved time and time again that there are only three such corporations on the planet, and everything else is just a tiny, ignorant splinter of these so-called "supercorporations" and their eternal battle to dominate society as we know it.

    My proof? The last four men to even dare mention these theories are all dead.

    Carl Leonin? Died 1899.

    John Gregler? Died 1917.

    Harry Kingsley? Died 1955.

    and now Frederic Erthart died just three months ago.


    I'm next.
    Health care is a scam, the evidence of this is that the eventual human mortality rate is 100%.

    Precisely.

    But... your knowledge has doomed you. Perhaps now I can persuade Them to go after you first.

    Edcrab on
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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Precisely.

    But... your knowledge has doomed you. Perhaps now I can persuade Them to go after you first.

    Whatever, I'm sure I'll like living on the secret island with the guy who knows how to turn water into gasoline.

    Picardathon on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Precisely.

    But... your knowledge has doomed you. Perhaps now I can persuade Them to go after you first.

    Whatever, I'm sure I'll like living on the secret island with the guy who knows how to turn water into gasoline.

    No, regrettably poor old Bob can only do the reverse. They just got their facts mixed up and stranded him there...

    Edcrab on
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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Precisely.

    But... your knowledge has doomed you. Perhaps now I can persuade Them to go after you first.

    Whatever, I'm sure I'll like living on the secret island with the guy who knows how to turn water into gasoline.

    No, regrettably poor old Bob can only do the reverse. They just got their facts mixed up and stranded him there...
    Still useful though. When Che's solar panels solve all our energy problems there's going to be alot of gasoline lying around for no good reason.

    Picardathon on
  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    CAD is actually drawn and written by a baboon trapped in Gabe's closet.

    Tim Buckley is a mentally challenged art school drop out who gets paid 2.50 an hour to keep up the facade.

    Run Run Run on
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  • edited July 2007
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Merovingi on
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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Merovingi wrote: »
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Octarine?

    Run Run Run on
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Merovingi wrote: »
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Black.

    MKR on
  • thorpethorpe Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Merovingi wrote: »
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Octarine?

    Its rellow you moron.

    thorpe on
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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The death of Princess Diana was ordered by the publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary. She had discovered a rhyme for "purple." Just before she died, she told it to Dodi Fayed, who actually survived the accident. He was airlifted to the Pike Place Market in Seattle, where he was kept alive on Starbucks coffee (you mean you didn't know that it makes you immortal?) long enough to recover, and bring the secret to Webster's.
    Nurple. It'll be in the next edition.

    Also, all the talk recently about the Maya calender in 2012 is just a smokescreen, because the truth is far worse. The ancient Hindus had it right, the puranic view of cosmology and time is completely accurate. We are currently about halfway through the lifespan of Brahma, meaning that there is about another 150 trillion years before the universe ends.

    GoodOmens on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Everything you see, everything is upside down. When you're born the doctors spray mercury in your eyes, which permanently causes the light that hits your retina to be displayed unnaturally. Those lucky few who don't have it sprayed in their eyes live contented lives no matter what their economic situation. Inversely , those with mercury in their eyes struggle and strive to improve their lives never satisfied with what they have and what they've accomplished.

    Malkor on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Merovingi wrote: »
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Octarine?

    Nope. Squirrel. The most secret of all colors.

    Me Too! on
  • sp1ttlesp1ttle Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Conservatives don't want people to believe that global warming exists. You see, by fooling people into ignoring global warming, they allow the planet to warm up and have excess carbon dioxide, allowing the pod people to gradually settle on earth and eradicate humanity. Fox news is run by the pod people in the hope that people actually think its real news.

    sp1ttle on
  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The Crab People are a race of being who are too weak to take over by force, so instead they are waging a war to turn men into metrosexuals, thereby weakening our race for their invasions.

    FirstComradeStalin on
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  • dcleedclee Registered User
    edited July 2007
    9/11 was an inside job!

    Ok sorry.

    dclee on
  • Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Windbit wrote: »
    The obesity epidemic is caused by a fat virus that was once kept in containment at a secret government base. Recent studies show that having any contact with a fat person, no matter if it is face-to-face or over the phone, is enough to transmit the virus. The virus travels through the sound waves of fat individuals to new hosts, and become active when they enter a thin host.

    Shit!

    I better stop listening to Notorious B.I.G.

    Dulcius_ex_asperis on
    there there, we all have urethras
  • Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The greatest conspiracy of them all:
    There are actually only four countries in the world.
    Caution, the following is probably offensive to any and all those who think themselves free.
    Every other "nation" is a wholly-controlled vassal of one of the Four, those four being: England, Spain, Russia and Switzerland.
    Of course, this wasn't always the case and for a long time there were actual independent countries out there, but that all really changed after Napoleon's final defeat at Waterloo. After the dust settled, the four allied nations who had joined forces to take down Napoleon signed a secret agreement dividing up the world between them, based on their current Empires, plus agreed upon allotments from the remaining "free world".
    Naturally, these "free nations" were never going to just roll over and take this, so the four engaged in a carefully planned series of campaigns to bring the rest of the planet to heel. Some of these were diplomatic, some were economic and a few were purely militaristic. Of course, no-one could ever know of the compact between the Four, lest the entire world rise up in rebellion against them, so they resolved to appear to dissolve their own empires peacefully, whilst installing client governments to do their bidding without question.
    Ever masters of deception and intrigue, the Swiss had already done this, having never actually announced their conquests to the world and relying on their public claims of "neutrality" to disguise the fact that they ran (and continue to run) fully 25% of the planet buy controlling the banking systems of the world.
    The Spanish, having claimed a large chunk of southern France by right of conquest promptly moved their entire governmental organisation to a small town called Monaco, where they still sit in secret, then mostly left their crumbling empire to fend for itself; they only step in occasionally when a new resource is found, which they then ruthlessly exploit for their own gain.
    England, who claimed much of Northern Europe (except France) promptly "lost" the war of independence and reseated the government of the North American colonies in Canada, reorganising their empire of old into its current public form of "the Commonwealth" whilst maintaining the same studied iron grip over the colonies.
    Russia was probably the worst off after the agreement was reached, since they mostly got what everyone else didn't want, being Eastern Europe, the northern parts of the Middle East and China. As compensation, the other three promised to allow the Russians free reign on the Pacific Rim nations and most of the Paific Ocean itself, reasoning that such a huge reserve of fod and other natural resources would be indispensable for feeding the increasingly impoverished Russian people.

    After the agreement was signed though, several nations still need to be pacified and brought under control. The saga of these actions would take many years to tell, as each pacification was a master-work of precisely applied force and diplomacy, all except the last and most famous. The Pacification War known to the general public as World War II, the real objective of which was the claiming of the last hold-out nation, Japan.
    Of course, it was never intended that such a simple operation would spill so much blood, but the collective hand of the Four was tipped when the newly installed governor general of Germany, one A. Hitler (an artist of poor repute previously thought to be an easily manipulable fop), rebelled against his Swiss masters. Unfortunately the Swiss, ever the deceiver, had deluded every previous governor into thinking that Germany was being secretly run from France, which is the information that Hitler was acting upon at the beginning of the war. This would have remained an entirely internal Swiss affair, had not the German rebels then invaded parts or Europe belonging to the other three, causing them to re-form the old alliance that defeated Napoleon to bring the upstart to ground. Which is when Hitler enlisted Italy (acting as a double agent for the Swiss) and Japan by telling them of the conspiracy of Four, which they had long suspected but could never prove.
    Sensing an opportunity, the Four met in secret to decide what to do about this new development. It was the Spanish, incensed at the destruction rained upon their provinces in the south of France, that suggested that this rebellion could be turned into an example to prevent future such outbreaks whilst simultaneously and finally capturing the last Free Nation, by prosecuting the war in such a manner that would leave terrible destruction in its wake and then lay the blame at the feet of a carefully constructed monster-persona which would be attributed to the rebel leader Hitler.
    Of course, everyone pretty much knows the rest, even if they have the reasons all backwards in their heads; after the English brought in their massive industrial might under the guise of an alliance with America the war was pretty much over then and there, but the Four wanted an example for the world, so the war ground on until Germany had practically ceased to exist, at which point the troops were sent in to capture the rebel leadership in order that their faces could be used to produce the evidence that would damn them for all history.
    England and Russia claimed Germany from the Swiss by right of conquest and only England still had the reserves and the new weaponry to conquer Japan. Ever since then,the Swiss empire has been engaged in a series of border skirmishes (sometimes known as the Gulf Wars) with England and Russia out of resentment for what they feel is an unjust claim on their territory.

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  • entropykidentropykid Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Turns out that World of Warcraft is in reality a way for the CIA to hook large populations into
    online addictions, and funnel that money into Central American guerrilla contras

    The United Nations Space Command actually staged the attack on REACH blamed on the Covenant, and then lied to the populace to sucker them into endless war. Many SPARTAN-II had to come back in flag draped coffins for the evil actions of a few UNSC generals and corporations

    The T-Virus was in reality a eugenics project by Umbrella meant specifically to be targetted at segments of
    the population deemed undesirable

    Contrary to popular belief, the hellish nightmare worlds of the Doom series don't actually take place on Mars, but the private mansions and wooded retreats of the world leaders and CEOS above the Union Aerospace Corporation. Many video game end bosses from Bowser to Mr. Big to Dr. Eggman have recieved their 33rd degree initiation here

    Kid Ikarus was actually part of a top secret Manchurian child candidate mind control experiment,
    set to commit mass bow and arrow killings in the Palace in the Sky whenever code words were activated

    entropykid on
  • Dulcius_ex_asperisDulcius_ex_asperis Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    The greatest conspiracy of them all:
    There are actually only four countries in the world.
    Caution, the following is probably offensive to any and all those who think themselves free.
    Every other "nation" is a wholly-controlled vassal of one of the Four, those four being: England, Spain, Russia and Switzerland.
    Of course, this wasn't always the case and for a long time there were actual independent countries out there, but that all really changed after Napoleon's final defeat at Waterloo. After the dust settled, the four allied nations who had joined forces to take down Napoleon signed a secret agreement dividing up the world between them, based on their current Empires, plus agreed upon allotments from the remaining "free world".
    Naturally, these "free nations" were never going to just roll over and take this, so the four engaged in a carefully planned series of campaigns to bring the rest of the planet to heel. Some of these were diplomatic, some were economic and a few were purely militaristic. Of course, no-one could ever know of the compact between the Four, lest the entire world rise up in rebellion against them, so they resolved to appear to dissolve their own empires peacefully, whilst installing client governments to do their bidding without question.
    Ever masters of deception and intrigue, the Swiss had already done this, having never actually announced their conquests to the world and relying on their public claims of "neutrality" to disguise the fact that they ran (and continue to run) fully 25% of the planet buy controlling the banking systems of the world.
    The Spanish, having claimed a large chunk of southern France by right of conquest promptly moved their entire governmental organisation to a small town called Monaco, where they still sit in secret, then mostly left their crumbling empire to fend for itself; they only step in occasionally when a new resource is found, which they then ruthlessly exploit for their own gain.
    England, who claimed much of Northern Europe (except France) promptly "lost" the war of independence and reseated the government of the North American colonies in Canada, reorganising their empire of old into its current public form of "the Commonwealth" whilst maintaining the same studied iron grip over the colonies.
    Russia was probably the worst off after the agreement was reached, since they mostly got what everyone else didn't want, being Eastern Europe, the northern parts of the Middle East and China. As compensation, the other three promised to allow the Russians free reign on the Pacific Rim nations and most of the Paific Ocean itself, reasoning that such a huge reserve of fod and other natural resources would be indispensable for feeding the increasingly impoverished Russian people.

    After the agreement was signed though, several nations still need to be pacified and brought under control. The saga of these actions would take many years to tell, as each pacification was a master-work of precisely applied force and diplomacy, all except the last and most famous. The Pacification War known to the general public as World War II, the real objective of which was the claiming of the last hold-out nation, Japan.
    Of course, it was never intended that such a simple operation would spill so much blood, but the collective hand of the Four was tipped when the newly installed governor general of Germany, one A. Hitler (an artist of poor repute previously thought to be an easily manipulable fop), rebelled against his Swiss masters. Unfortunately the Swiss, ever the deceiver, had deluded every previous governor into thinking that Germany was being secretly run from France, which is the information that Hitler was acting upon at the beginning of the war. This would have remained an entirely internal Swiss affair, had not the German rebels then invaded parts or Europe belonging to the other three, causing them to re-form the old alliance that defeated Napoleon to bring the upstart to ground. Which is when Hitler enlisted Italy (acting as a double agent for the Swiss) and Japan by telling them of the conspiracy of Four, which they had long suspected but could never prove.
    Sensing an opportunity, the Four met in secret to decide what to do about this new development. It was the Spanish, incensed at the destruction rained upon their provinces in the south of France, that suggested that this rebellion could be turned into an example to prevent future such outbreaks whilst simultaneously and finally capturing the last Free Nation, by prosecuting the war in such a manner that would leave terrible destruction in its wake and then lay the blame at the feet of a carefully constructed monster-persona which would be attributed to the rebel leader Hitler.
    Of course, everyone pretty much knows the rest, even if they have the reasons all backwards in their heads; after the English brought in their massive industrial might under the guise of an alliance with America the war was pretty much over then and there, but the Four wanted an example for the world, so the war ground on until Germany had practically ceased to exist, at which point the troops were sent in to capture the rebel leadership in order that their faces could be used to produce the evidence that would damn them for all history.
    England and Russia claimed Germany from the Swiss by right of conquest and only England still had the reserves and the new weaponry to conquer Japan. Ever since then,the Swiss empire has been engaged in a series of border skirmishes (sometimes known as the Gulf Wars) with England and Russia out of resentment for what they feel is an unjust claim on their territory.

    I agree. Except you're forgetting that Disney took over Spain's portion of the world about 25 years ago.

    Dulcius_ex_asperis on
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  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiggin wrote: »
    Merovingi wrote: »
    There is a color that you have never seen before. In fact, unless you imagine what that color is, you will never see it!

    Few have seen this color and they are, in fact, one step closer to being immortal.

    Octarine?

    Nope. Squirrel. The most secret of all colors.

    The truth is, people see colors differently. One person may see the color red as blue, even though they still call it red. This is true of all people and all colors, everywhere.

    Golden Yak on
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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against the Irish) Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am. Are you?

    Gabriel_Pitt on
  • thorpethorpe Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I am. Are you?

    I am not.

    So are you.

    thorpe on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I am God.

    Drez on
  • EmbraceThePingEmbraceThePing ひきこもり Where the Crabbits and the Iz roam and the Jungle Queen rules the plainsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bolthorn wrote: »
    This thread was created to monitor how much we actually know about how the world government is controlling us. If we post here, many of us will disappear and never be heard from again. Beware!
    Ftw!



    Global warming is a myth. The earth was pushed out of orbit by all those nuclear tests in the pacific. We are actually starting to fall toward the sun. O_o

    EmbraceThePing on
  • imbalancedimbalanced Registered User
    edited July 2007
    I wish everyone would realize that aliens aren't just coming to probe us and check out our planet. No, the aliens are the ones who planted humans here thousands of years ago. We are their chia pet. They were not sure if Earth was inhabitable so they put a hybrid form of themselves on here after they created an ice age to kill off a majority of the animals that threatened our existence.

    Once we have cultivated the world into a livable environment, the aliens will eventually come back to live among us -- if they haven't already. There's a multitude of reasons they might do this: 1) their own home world destruction, 2) overpopulation, 3) our delicious cakes. The list goes on and on.

    Our government didn't find aliens and a space craft at Roswell, NM. No, they found hybrid-humans and a flying Coke machine that ran only on water and caffeine, which threatened to put big oil manufacturers out of business. They also found the lost season of Magnum PI. Aliens love Magnum PI.

    imbalanced on
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  • fjafjanfjafjan Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Yes, the republicans are denying global warming to try and make it worse. But you got the reasons all wrong. Never noticed that Dick Chaney tends to dress a bit much? That his hands are a bit too sharp?

    Yes, the republican party is actually a secret group of Raptors, and they want the climate back to the criterian period so they can be fully active. Active killing everything that moves.

    No one will be safe.

    The democrats? They are sloths. So they don't really care, they just don't want the raptors to roam free.

    Second, alot of people think JFK got murdered, wrong he commited suicid. He had invented a time machine a week later, but after messing around with time for a few months realising that everything was going into the shitter and the time spacematrix was dissolving he decided to set up some poor schmuck. He travelled back in time and then shoot himself, three times, back and to the left.

    fjafjan on
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  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Car manufacturers are purposely jacking up automotive power and "sweet spots" because they get a small cut from every speeding ticket and insurance hike.

    jungleroomx on
    Make. Time.
  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    The greatest conspiracy of them all:
    There are actually only four countries in the world.
    Caution, the following is probably offensive to any and all those who think themselves free.
    Every other "nation" is a wholly-controlled vassal of one of the Four, those four being: England, Spain, Russia and Switzerland.
    Of course, this wasn't always the case and for a long time there were actual independent countries out there, but that all really changed after Napoleon's final defeat at Waterloo. After the dust settled, the four allied nations who had joined forces to take down Napoleon signed a secret agreement dividing up the world between them, based on their current Empires, plus agreed upon allotments from the remaining "free world".
    Naturally, these "free nations" were never going to just roll over and take this, so the four engaged in a carefully planned series of campaigns to bring the rest of the planet to heel. Some of these were diplomatic, some were economic and a few were purely militaristic. Of course, no-one could ever know of the compact between the Four, lest the entire world rise up in rebellion against them, so they resolved to appear to dissolve their own empires peacefully, whilst installing client governments to do their bidding without question.
    Ever masters of deception and intrigue, the Swiss had already done this, having never actually announced their conquests to the world and relying on their public claims of "neutrality" to disguise the fact that they ran (and continue to run) fully 25% of the planet buy controlling the banking systems of the world.
    The Spanish, having claimed a large chunk of southern France by right of conquest promptly moved their entire governmental organisation to a small town called Monaco, where they still sit in secret, then mostly left their crumbling empire to fend for itself; they only step in occasionally when a new resource is found, which they then ruthlessly exploit for their own gain.
    England, who claimed much of Northern Europe (except France) promptly "lost" the war of independence and reseated the government of the North American colonies in Canada, reorganising their empire of old into its current public form of "the Commonwealth" whilst maintaining the same studied iron grip over the colonies.
    Russia was probably the worst off after the agreement was reached, since they mostly got what everyone else didn't want, being Eastern Europe, the northern parts of the Middle East and China. As compensation, the other three promised to allow the Russians free reign on the Pacific Rim nations and most of the Paific Ocean itself, reasoning that such a huge reserve of fod and other natural resources would be indispensable for feeding the increasingly impoverished Russian people.

    After the agreement was signed though, several nations still need to be pacified and brought under control. The saga of these actions would take many years to tell, as each pacification was a master-work of precisely applied force and diplomacy, all except the last and most famous. The Pacification War known to the general public as World War II, the real objective of which was the claiming of the last hold-out nation, Japan.
    Of course, it was never intended that such a simple operation would spill so much blood, but the collective hand of the Four was tipped when the newly installed governor general of Germany, one A. Hitler (an artist of poor repute previously thought to be an easily manipulable fop), rebelled against his Swiss masters. Unfortunately the Swiss, ever the deceiver, had deluded every previous governor into thinking that Germany was being secretly run from France, which is the information that Hitler was acting upon at the beginning of the war. This would have remained an entirely internal Swiss affair, had not the German rebels then invaded parts or Europe belonging to the other three, causing them to re-form the old alliance that defeated Napoleon to bring the upstart to ground. Which is when Hitler enlisted Italy (acting as a double agent for the Swiss) and Japan by telling them of the conspiracy of Four, which they had long suspected but could never prove.
    Sensing an opportunity, the Four met in secret to decide what to do about this new development. It was the Spanish, incensed at the destruction rained upon their provinces in the south of France, that suggested that this rebellion could be turned into an example to prevent future such outbreaks whilst simultaneously and finally capturing the last Free Nation, by prosecuting the war in such a manner that would leave terrible destruction in its wake and then lay the blame at the feet of a carefully constructed monster-persona which would be attributed to the rebel leader Hitler.
    Of course, everyone pretty much knows the rest, even if they have the reasons all backwards in their heads; after the English brought in their massive industrial might under the guise of an alliance with America the war was pretty much over then and there, but the Four wanted an example for the world, so the war ground on until Germany had practically ceased to exist, at which point the troops were sent in to capture the rebel leadership in order that their faces could be used to produce the evidence that would damn them for all history.
    England and Russia claimed Germany from the Swiss by right of conquest and only England still had the reserves and the new weaponry to conquer Japan. Ever since then,the Swiss empire has been engaged in a series of border skirmishes (sometimes known as the Gulf Wars) with England and Russia out of resentment for what they feel is an unjust claim on their territory.


    If someone wrote a novel about these 4 taking over the world, I'd read it.

    Scooter on
  • Che GuevaraChe Guevara __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I am God.

    I am Lucifer.

    Che Guevara on
  • GorakGorak Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I am God.

    I am Lucifer.

    I am the Walrus.

    Gorak on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    All plants are in fact sentient, feeling, beings. The government works hard to keep this from us, and we support their shadow wars by buying products that destroy forests all over the world.

    Malkor on
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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User
    edited July 2007
    Back in the early 1940's most of northern Mexico was in fact part of the US. When the US went to war in Europe and Asia, Mexico took this opportunity to annex the land they now have as the US could not fight back sufficiently to hold it. Realizing this themselves the US struck a deal with Mexico to let them keep that land but all history texts would place this as never having been part of the US. Knowing that the US would someday return from the war and reclaim the land that was rightfully theirs if they did not make the deal Mexico agreed. Illegal immigrants that come into the US from Mexico are actually the children and grandchildren of those who remember when the land was part of the US and were told of the true history, they simply want to reclaim their rightful place as part of the United States

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  • FirstComradeStalinFirstComradeStalin Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    southpark-xenu.jpg

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  • EmbraceThePingEmbraceThePing ひきこもり Where the Crabbits and the Iz roam and the Jungle Queen rules the plainsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    Snap!

    edit: eLRons frozen head still rules the 'Tolos and runs Tom Cruises body by remote control, which sometimes gets interference from the thought control waves the Illuminatii put out which explains his bizarre behaviour.

    ......mostly

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